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Okay, here's the REALLY REAL Zelda timeline, for realsies photo

No one thought Nintendo would ever have the balls to reveal the Zelda timeline, but lo and behold. Does that finally answer all your questions? Ha! I didn't think so.

That's why artist Zac Gorman decided to cut through the bullsh*t to present us the true timeline and finally put an end to any and all discussion of the matter for good. Check the full graph on his site or in the gallery below. I think you will find it to be most enlightening.

The Legend of Zelda Timeline V 2.0 [Magical Game Time]

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Tony Ponce (aka megaStryke) is a culturally confused, Canadian-born Puerto Rican who grew up in Japan and South Florida ... yet can only speak English. He specializes in writing features and maintaining an immaculate goatee. Likes: Any and all things related to Mega Man, Contra, Castlevania, 2D, PB&J sandwiches, applesauce, and candy corn. Meet the rest of the team



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Josh Feinbaum's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 02:04
Josh Feinbaum
perfect. easily the most accurate timeline to date :p
Gorescream's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 02:04
Gorescream
//commence trollstorm //Gorescream = consuming Popcorn //Occupation = waiting
I Was A Cactus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 02:06
I Was A Cactus
Hmm. Yup, everything seems to be in order here.
Nobunaga Oda's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 02:26
Nobunaga Oda
I see nothing wrong with this.
TurboKill's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 02:30
TurboKill
Very nice.

Alan Joel Avis's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 02:31
Alan Joel Avis
Seems legit.
Tony Ponce's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 02:36
Tony Ponce
@tehtimeisnow

You always brighten up a comments thread, you know that?
Brazil Rules's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 02:38
Brazil Rules
Excuuuuuse me princess, but i have the right to be defeated so that LttP show an introduction telling the story of what happens when i win (but don't believe that i was defeated).
The Silent Protagonist's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 02:44
The Silent Protagonist
I love Zelda haters. They really know how to say the same crap over and over without playing the games at all.
doomknight66's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 02:45
doomknight66
seems legit
Cudgeon's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 02:50
Cudgeon
Finally a timeline that makes sense!
pizzaboxjellyfish's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 02:50
pizzaboxjellyfish
Hopefully the next game finally explains what was for dinner.
TurboKill's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 02:55
TurboKill
To any who disagree, the princess would like to have a word with you.

tekbunny's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 03:17
tekbunny
oh god, that actually made me laugh. i love it when nerds get the joke so well that they craft another joke around it.

"can we just play zelda? please?"
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 03:18
ScottyG
It says Adventure of Link is only "okay". INVALID.

Don't like it? Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me!
palpablepalpatine's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 03:32
palpablepalpatine
The timeline all warriors strive for.
Kaleidoskull's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 04:12
Kaleidoskull
Oracle of Seasons and Ages in the "Okay Zelda game" timeline? Doesn't seem right to me... We need to look into this further!
GRiVEN's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 04:22
GRiVEN
I'm okay with this.
FapCitus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 04:25
FapCitus
This isnt remotely funny.. *facepalm*
Sonic7877's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 04:26
Sonic7877
This timeline is bullshit. Move Twilight Princess, and Oracle of Seasons & Oracle of Ages into the amazing Zelda games column, and move Adventure of Link into a new column, labeled "best Zelda game".

Or... every one of them should be moved to amazing Zelda games.
gameglossMark's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 04:35
gameglossMark
I think every possible timeline variation has been suggested before now, and the only people who care enough about it to actually...care will always have their own version of the timeline, regardless of the official verdict. But that's the beauty of the legend of zelda, it's vague enough that you can create your own lore to an extent. Though I'm sure some of you disagree...Bring it on, I've had my coffee ;D

Maybe I'm just biased because I always liked not knowing for sure ( I never bothered to really think about it as hard as hardcore zelda fans anyway ) and I'm looking for reasons why this timeline could be wrong or, at the very least, subject to a little ambiguity.
Gwendolyn's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 04:50
Gwendolyn
I like that timeline :)

Nintendo should leave the Zelda fans wondering, just to mess up with them for a bit longer. The beauty of the Zelda timeline is not the existence of a timeline per se, but the theories and speculations that fans created over the time. It's like a magic trick, it's always amazing as long as you don't reveal how it's done. Once you know the trick, it's still pretty awesome (or not) but not as enigmatic as you felt about it before.
Sir Tobbii's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 05:01
Sir Tobbii
Excuse me, but WHERE is Link's Crossbow training? Obviously incorrect.
DstryrDestroyer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 05:16
DstryrDestroyer
I don't know why, but TLOZ isn't really a series that I've actually been bothered about when it comes to chronolgy, but this is still interesting.
barbecue's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 05:18
barbecue
I only played wind waker, skyward sword, twilight princess andnminish cap :D
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 05:37
pedrovay2003
He put Skyward Sword in the "amazing" games category. This IS a funny joke! (The game had its issues, and Nintendo thinks we're all idiots.)

Seriously, though, this is pretty awesome. The Era of Dinner sounds amazing.
Nintendan's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 05:43
Nintendan
Only mistake is Majora's mask and Skyward are mixed up. Other than that, list is spot on.
Smo5000's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 06:09
Smo5000
::obligatory angry opinion about a majorly successful game::

Lol and behold, the "good" games only happen if you DONT get the Book of Kordai reference.

Great article Tony.
AlexMorgaen's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 06:36
AlexMorgaen
Join me Link, and I will make your face the greatest in Koradai. Or else you WILL DIE

Now let's go bomb some Dodongos
flintmech's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 06:38
flintmech
Fuck everything about this.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 06:44
Chris Carter
"Adventure of Link" - "okay"?

!!! Snakeuuuuuuu
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 06:45
Teta
That is wrong. The era of why did we partner with Philips should divide in two: When Link turns into a Drag Queen and the normal timeline.
tremault's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 07:27
tremault
IT'S ALL WRONG!
GAME A SHOULD GO IN COLUMN C BECAUSE I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF 'OPINION'!!!!
Nic128's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 07:49
Nic128
I see what you did there.
Dhaos's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 08:10
Dhaos
The world is created, oviously.


Wonderful
Captain of the Zanarkand Abes's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 09:04
Captain of the Zanarkand Abes
Where's the game where link goes through a time traveling vortex to prehistoric times fighting off dinosaurs and robot pirates while trying to save an orphanage from burning down caused by the president and going into space culminating in a battle between link and hitler all in the name of scoring with zelda?
kid gloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 09:14
kid gloves
Where is the timeline where link is female? That is the one I want.
maycausecancer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 09:17
maycausecancer
@Captain of the Zanarkand Abes

That game was only released in japan
martinine's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 09:39
martinine
Finally. Absolutely perfect!
BrainWasherAttendent's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 10:00
BrainWasherAttendent
Zelda is the greatest series in gaming. Thanks.
Dr-Peace's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 10:01
Dr-Peace
His heirarchy of Zelda games is entirely wrong, and every timeline is a crime against humanity.

Majora's Mask in the 'Good' column as opposed to the 'Amazing' column. Twilight Princess in the 'Okay' column instead of the 'Amazing' column. That Phantom Hourglass and Minish Cap are ahead of much better games.

The fact that there is even an 'Okay' column at all. All wrong.


@tehtimeisnow


So what you're saying is...

You know nothing about Zelda and are just jealous its success does not apply to games you like?


I'll never understand how people can say something so silly... especially since Skyward Sword just came out.
orz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 10:02
orz
it all makes perfect sense now! :O
PhilK3nS3bb3n's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 10:14
PhilK3nS3bb3n
Minish Cap and Majora were amazing imo. Majora is the only 3d one I truly loved. Oot was good, couldn't get into tp, ww was also good fun, and I haven't tried ss, probably never will. No more wii.
TheNephilym's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 10:26
TheNephilym
Am I the only person willing to accept that the Zelda games were designed no sort of continuity in mind and that any attempt to establish one is retcon and nothing more? I feel like trying to explain how Link goes from killing Ganon in Ocarina of Time to killing Ganon in Wind Waker only takes away from the greatness of those standalone tales.

"Good job saving the princess Link, but you're not done yet! You'll have to be a different Link in a different Hyrule and save a different Zelda from a different Ganon, so stop cheering and start searching for the trans-dimensional trans-mutating amnesia-inducing portal through the endless threads of bullshit and mindfuck."
emayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 10:44
emayer
^Funnily enough, the continuity between Ocarina of Time and The Wind Waker is one of the most apparent in the series. The stories within the games are usually very self-contained, and I doubt that's ever going to change, but this timeline wasn't just pulled out of a hat. There are plenty of in-game clues supporting different parts of the arrangement.
Tony Ponce's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 10:46
Tony Ponce
@TheNephilym

There was no confusion, none whatsoever, until The Wind Waker came along. It was very clear up to that point.
Smo5000's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 10:54
Smo5000
It definitely gets confusing once you add the difficult concept of time travel and whoever the fuck keeps reviving ganondorf or vaati.
Tony Ponce's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 11:01
Tony Ponce
I still contend that the Castlevania timeline is a lot murkier, despite not branching out along multiple paths due to time travel.
Sotanaht's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 11:08
Sotanaht
Seeing Skyward sword on "The Amazing" side of the timeline feels wrong.
TheNephilym's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2012 11:39
TheNephilym
If they did intend for there to be an official continuity throughout the entire series, it wasn't developed very well. It seems like they could have made it less confusing.

I mean, why is there a "hero is defeated" path at all? If the hero is defeated, Link is dead, right? So how are you playing as Link in any of the games on that path? And even on an individual path, it seems that you are playing as a complete Link. And how many damn times is "Ganon revived"?

It's been a while since I played most of these games, but I don't see how you could play them in the given sequence and see a fully coherent story developing from one game to the next. Maybe you guys can. Maybe I can too once I sit down to play back through them all (in the official order). But as of right now, I'd much prefer to think of them as isolated stories being told with the same characters, settings, and lore.

Basically, I don't feel that an official time line is necessary.
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