Those crazy guys behind the sex adventure game BoneTown have released a trailer for BoneCraft.
BoneCraft is an upcoming fantasy/sci-fi game parodying the famous Blizzard money-makers. The game will have elf prostitutes, horny orcs, and drunken space marines. Being a fan of the Leisure Suit Larry franchise I get a kick out of this stuff. Perhaps there may be an appearance by a troll version of Ron Jeremy.
For all you over-18 dtoiders, BoneCraft will be out later this year; get your fap tissues ready.
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"So lame. Like...very obviously what an undersexed nerd thinks happens in the real world. Is this being written by 11-year-olds?"
I would hope, for everyone's sake, that this is not representative of what ANYONE thinks happens in the 'real' world. C'mon, they're elves and shit. :)
This is interesting, from an IP perspective. This kind of thing we know Blizzivision would happily root out and crush with its army of lawyers. At the same time, the porn industry has always tread the line of IP infringement. So, obviously they must be good or at least experienced at defending against these kinds of cases. Got popcorn?
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Well, LSL was one of Sierra's franchises, and Sierra became VivendiUniversal, which got absorbed by Activision.
Well, LSL was one of Sierra's franchises, and Sierra became VivendiUniversal, which got absorbed by Activision.
"So lame. Like...very obviously what an undersexed nerd thinks happens in the real world. Is this being written by 11-year-olds?"
I would hope, for everyone's sake, that this is not representative of what ANYONE thinks happens in the 'real' world. C'mon, they're elves and shit. :)
One time I was on an old friend's PSP and he had a stockpile of WoW themed porn.
This game will sell by those sort of people alone.
Holy shit.
Also, the subtitle "Somewhere in Some Galaxy" is pretty chuckle worthy.