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Oh, the horror: This year's Spike VGAs won't have a host photo

While far from perfect, the Spike Video Game Awards are pretty much all we've got these days for our mainstream game award show coverage. People have been quick to point out how silly the show is, but personally, I wouldn't have it any other way.

I'll side with fun, albeit somewhat embarrassing antics over snobbish drivel any day. Since we've already got an impressive line-up of reasons to tune in to the VGAs this year, what with the so-called world premieres and all, I figured you'd want to know about the show's host, or lack thereof.

No Jack Black being his usual zany self, no Samuel L. Jackson making you turn down the volume, and no host, period. At least, that's the current plan. Big Download was told by a rep that they are going without a host similar to the this year's Scream Awards.

Having only watched two minutes of the Scream Awards myself, I can't really relate to the comparison. Hell, can anyone? Regardless, watch the VGAs for the exclusives, or wait a few hours to find them all over the blogs later on in the day.

[Via Joystiq]








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sprldr's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 07:31
sprldr
Why is there no Uncharted 2 girl? Fucking anti-Sony biased bullshit. I'm going to boycott these VGAs.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 07:40
Neonie
Ok despite looking incredibly uncomfortable and not really being pretty at all, that one on the right made me laugh my ass off because I thought it her face just looked really manly at first xD
Rob Horine's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 07:46
Rob Horine
No host will still be better than having Wilmer Valderama host the G4 crap-fest G-phoria.
Airbr1dge's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 07:52
Airbr1dge
Where is madworld girl? Fucking anti nintendo bullshit. Lawl.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 07:54
Monodi
It will be that bad.
Octomom's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 08:15
Octomom
Why does the ODST girl have the body of a man? Fucking anti microsoft bullshit. LOLerballs.
Shallwhat's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 08:15
Shallwhat
If you look at the girl on the left morons, it says video game awards 2007, kthx
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 08:17
Holyetheline
CoD4 and Bioshock are about to touch boobies
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 08:18
mistic
they should use those chicks to do the hosting!
lolipantsu's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 08:29
lolipantsu
This is not the header image I want to see during breakfast...
Floodland's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 08:31
Floodland
Bioshock's bubble nipples amuse me.
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 08:50
CRAZYAPE69
Wow, no expenses spared on Bioshock 2 and Halo 3 men, i mean girls.
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 08:51
CRAZYAPE69
come to think of it, the one on the left isn't that feminine either. ALL HAIL THE CHAMPION FROM THE BLUE TEAM! GO NOW AND GAIN SOME REST, YOU HAVE EARNED IT
Script-br's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 08:58
Script-br
And Brazil is famous because of painted woman on Carnaval? Hah.
Arkhon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 08:58
Arkhon
Wow, the only one who even looks moderately attractive to me is the CoD 4 girl.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 08:59
Xzyliac
See it's moments like this I'm glad I visit this site on my iPhone. I can see the horror for sure but it's just small enough not to offend. :P
-PL-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 09:22
-PL-
I think Halo3 girl used to be a man. Also, Bioshock girl has bubbles for nipples. I love journalism.
martinine's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 10:05
martinine
Ha, GLORIOUS
ShadowKirby's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 10:23
ShadowKirby
yeah.... boobs...doesn't take much to excite you guys.

On another note, I hate the VGAs. I guess I'm snobbish but I'd rather side with good taste than with embarrassment and teenage boobs fantasies.
Leigh Alexander pretty much resumed what I think last year: http://sexyvideogameland.blogspot.com/2008/12/unsure-whether-to-be-horrified-or.html
Shadowiii's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 10:30
Shadowiii
VGA awards are stupid, and most of those women aren't actually very attractive.
koehler83's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 11:04
koehler83
The Totally Unbiased Video Game Awards! Brought to you in part by: Microsoft, Bungie and Activision. Additional consideration by: T2.

Fuck the VGAs. It's just another US-centric popularity contest.
tripled153's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 11:58
tripled153
I wonder how many of you fail to realize this pic was taken in 2007. Also I'd bang all of em. Halo 3 and Bioshock would get it from the rear though.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 13:35
ArrestedDeveloper
Call of Booty:Modern Whore.
whatthi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 15:03
whatthi
i hate how girls are used as objects
*fap fap fap*
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 15:56
Los255
Can't say I care about the show itself, only for the reveals and trailers.

It's good they don't have a host. Keep it focused on everyone individually and not just the host's comedy.
TheTruth's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 23:14
TheTruth
Most games are about killing people and blowing things up. I doubt we'll ever see a "serious" awards show. Who'd watch that anyway? We'd all go back to our video games.
Give me goofy. remember when MTV used to do goofy? The Oscars need more thongs and balloons. Then I'd watch those...uh, depending on who's wearing those thongs.
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