While gamer culture as a whole is hard to wrap your pasty arms around, there is one thing that remains ever constant and simple to figure out: fanboys. Behold, yet another example of why DahamuINC's console of choice is superior to your console of choice. Do we have a PSTriple fan in the house to retaliate?
Seriously though, this guy is Nerdcore as hell. I hope and pray he's going to PAX! We're also starting a petition to get the girl from the freeze frame there.