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Oh my God, we're having a fire ... sale: All Rockstar games half price on Steam photo

Who likes sales? Everybody, that's who!

Valve's decided to mark down the entire Rockstar catalog for this weekend and this weekend only. That's right, every single last R* game on Steam is now half off, and no, we're not just talking about the Grand Theft Auto games.

The titles on sale are: Grand Theft Auto, GTA 2, GTA 3, GTA: Vice City, GTA: San Andreas, Max Payne, Max Payne 2, Midnight Club 2, Manhunt, and Wild Metal.

Alright, so maybe there is a lot of Grand Theft Auto in there, but Max Payne is the bee's knees, so shut your trap. Jerk.

By the way, if you don't get the reference in the title, shame on you.








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monosylabik's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 19:07
monosylabik
o yeah I may just pick up max payne 1&2 because I havent played those two in ages.
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 19:10
VWGTI
I'm so sorry, Grim. I can't resist.

"FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 19:12
Jordan Devore
I fully expect this comments section to be nothing but AD quotes and GIFs.
A Humble Mr Perfect's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 19:19
A Humble Mr Perfect
IT BUURRRNNNSS MEEE

...and scene
monosylabik's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 19:25
monosylabik
@grim


John B's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 19:42
John B
Well, then, shame on me. Whatever. What in blazes are you referring to?
Capn Birdseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 19:43
Capn Birdseye
I was thinking about chasing down Max Payne 1&2 the other day just to remind myself of how great they were before the movie kills them for me ;)

...AD is win. if you had the GOB chicken dance it would be complete.
casualweaponry's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 19:56
casualweaponry
I'm all over that, especially for Max Payne.

Speaking of which, the commercial for the movie show Max Payne fighting winged demons. Good to see its not straying from the source material.
Capn Birdseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 20:09
Capn Birdseye
@ casualweaponry - **SPOILER** there's a supposedly leaked script on the net, that says the winged demons/valkyries are actually hallucinations from the drug valkyr, and not real. I sincerely hope its real. ***END SPOILER***
Capn Birdseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 20:10
Capn Birdseye
erm, I hope that they are fake, and the script was telling the truth. damn lack of an edit button ;P
Paroxysm's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 21:14
Paroxysm
So what countries can actually buy rockstar games on steam? I know Australia is a no go zone.
Alasdair Duncan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 21:25
Alasdair Duncan
Yeah, we don't get anything from Rockstar. Quick look on Steam shows that there's no weekend sale. Sucks really, but I've already got most of the games that are on sale anyway.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 21:32
Electro Lemon
Michael, if I may take off my pants and pull my analrapist stocking over my head, I think George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the The OC Disorder.







Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 21:46
Brian Szabelski
I have all these. So thanks, but no thanks.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 21:55
Rockvillian
I....HAVE MADE FIRE!
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 22:13
CelicaCrazed
"Would you like a banger-in-the-mouth? Oh sorry, I forgot you call it sausage-in-the-mouth here in America."
BetaMaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2008 02:58
BetaMaster
God I love Arrested Development so much.

Oh yeah, Max Payne is pretty rad too.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2008 03:12
ArrestedDeveloper
I'm Arrested Developer and I approved these comments.
Johnny Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2008 03:54
Johnny Justice
I've gotten a sudden urge to go watch Arrested Development.

I sure hope they aren't selling GTA 1&2 considering that Rockstar released them as free downloads on their own site.
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2008 07:44
Jetsetlemming
A firesale is for cleaning out stock when the shop's going out of business, you noob
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2008 12:50
mix
I have no idea what show those GIFS are from but it looks funny!

I was hoping for Bully...
MisterMingo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2008 20:13
MisterMingo
@mix: Arrested Development, aka THE FUNNIEST SHOW EVER CONCEIVED

No Michael, I'm afraid I just blue myself.

There has to be a better way to say that.


Who wants a banger in the mouth? Oh, that's right, here in the States you call it a SAUSAGE in the mouth!

No, we just call it a sausage...
BetaMaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 11:16
BetaMaster
I know this is a bit old by now, but really, if you look at these GIFs, they don't seem like they're really from some show with, well, a plot. It's like from a sketch show. 3D glasses? Buster with a goat? And, uh, the chicken impressions?

Yeah, Arrested Development is awesome.
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