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I'm surprised it's taken this long, but here's the first "erotic" adventure game for the Wii. Cleaning Squadron Clean Keeper is a rather tame dating sim, but in true Japanese fashion, it just has to be that little bit disturbing. The game features a cleaning section in which you scrub dirty anime girls with a fan, feather duster or a whip (?) while they lounge about in erotic poses. Yeah ... shame they look and sound no older than ten years old. I don't know what it is with Japan and the thinly veiled pedophilia, but they do seem to love their games where you can feel up little girls. Now hey, if that's their bag, then fine, I'm not about to oppress a man's desire to grope cartoon children -- but boy am I glad that some Japanese stuff stays the Hell in Japan. Seriously, anybody who wouldn't feel creepy playing this is a very warped individual ... wonder if they have review copies going? Hit the jump for some incredibly ... incredibly annoying trailers. You have been warned.
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YOU SIR, ARE A BASTARD! I'm in school and that picture is very NSFW. Or in this case NSFS.
boy am I glad that some Japanese stuff stays the Hell in Japan.
Agreed.
I love little girls they make me feel so good
I love little girls they make me feel so bad
When they're around they make me feel
Like I'm the only guy in town
I love little girls they make me feel so good
They don't care if I'm a one way mirror
They're not frightened by my cold exterior
They don't ask me questions
They don't want to scold me
They don't look for answers
They just want to hold me
Isn't this fun
Isn't this what life's all about
Isn't this a dream come true
Isn't this a nightmare too
(Repeat first verse)
They don't care about my inclinations
They're not frightened by my revelations
Uh oh take a second take
Uh oh it's a mistake
Uh oh I'm in trouble
Uh oh the little girl was just to little
Too little, too little, too little
Isn't this what life's all about
Isn't this a dream come true
Isn't this a nightmare too . . .
And I don't care what people say
And I don't care what people think
And I don't care how we look walking down the street
Heh, way to get aborto in trouble Jim. ^_^
I always thought the games are made specifically to make people feel naughty, but still feel good. Like getting a blowjob by your wife's sister in the park behind a tree in the middle of the day while her children are twenty feet away playing, and her dog is watching you with curious interest.
...
Or maybe that's just me.
There aren't enough pastel colors and sparkles in the world to conceal how wrong this game is. I'm disappointed in you, Japan.
That's not NSFW. Nipples or GTFO, that's my stance. Brian Ashcraft will back me up on this.
What the hell is wrong with Japanese people? Besides their nappy hair, I mean.
Game of the Year
Is it me or the last tool looks like a whip?
this is wrooong. :D
Eh, it's not that bad. She has huge tits -- there's no way she's only 10. Besides, she was asking for it, laying around like that.
"Eh, it's not that bad. She has huge tits -- there's no way she's only 10."
LOL!
This game better have some Wii fapping motion controls though, or I'm out.
That's is so disgusting seriously, how can nintendo allow that?
This is probably the worst part of Japanese culture. It is seriously perverted.
@Justice
Maybe ... by looking the other way? Seriously, I dunno.
@Pedro I love that song!
Also, look! It's lucky star toucher! ... wait, what?
is this game somehow related to that other groping-adolescent-girls game in the ds?
How hypocritical gaming sites are becoming.
Posting pics and videos of scandalous Japanese dating-sims/ero games and simultaneously adopting a superior moral stance.
May as well go watch Fox News.
you people just don't see it. this is simply phase 2 of Nintendo's world domination plan
Doki Doki Majo Shimpan for the grown up set?
Hay let's be outraged by a game made in another country that we'll never see and act all "holier than thou" and shit.
Personally, I think it's pretty funny. And fuck, if I'm making hand gestures with the remote (whipping motions ftw) then that makes it even funnier.
Some people need a sense of humor. I lawled and my Web Design professor lawled when he saw me reading this in class.
Hay let's be outraged by a game made in another country that we'll never see and act all "holier than thou" and shit.
+1
You're forgetting a game for the DS already out, Duel Love, thats geared for girls. You scrub boys clean. I guess its the cool new thing to do.
The game got a Cero (Teen equivalent) rating in Japan.
It'd be so funny to go through a friends game collection and come across this game. I don't see how people can buy or make games like this.
sooo is this like on the black market or does it have a nintendo seal?
I would expect no less from a country that produces shows like Kodomo no Jikan.
I'll buy 2. No! 3. NO! 10!
Also, Foxtoid News
I love me some Jim Sterling, but I'm gonna have to back up comments like :
"Posting pics and videos of scandalous Japanese dating-sims/ero games and simultaneously adopting a superior moral stance."
and
"Hay let's be outraged by a game made in another country that we'll never see and act all "holier than thou" and shit.
Personally, I think it's pretty funny. And fuck, if I'm making hand gestures with the remote (whipping motions ftw) then that makes it even funnier.
Some people need a sense of humor. I lawled and my Web Design professor lawled when he saw me reading this in class."
Can someone tell me how to pronounce the name of developer upinus? I would like it to be "you-peenis" or "up-in-us" if possible. Thanks.
C'mooooon...c'mooooooooon.
Bring Gal games stateside you bastards!
Step one, garner your console to families with fluff carnival games, step two, go after the hikikomori's with hentai games.
Ha, yeah, how dare me find parts of Japanese culture perverse. How DARE me not approve of the underlying pedo-friendly shit that goes on there. Some people might like how young looking and sounding girls in anime are, but I find it a little disturbing.
It's not a Fox News scenario where I want it banned. I just find it pretty fucking iffy. But like I said, go have fun. I'm sure the grown men playing this also think it's "funny."
Oh yes - because sexuality in those who are presumed to be adults in Japanese games is the same as sexuality in those that are pretty obviously children.
And you don't have to be for "banning" something to find it sick. Things that go as far as being virtual child porn may not be illegal, but it's sure as hell sick, and so is any fuckwad who would watch the shit.
Am I "holier than thou" about the fact that I find sexualizing children disgusting? Proudly so.
No, how dare you do so and simultaneously post pictures and videos catering to the perversions you oppose.
If you don't approve of such images REMOVE THEM FROM YOUR ARTICLE.
Everyone calm down...and go watch Welcome to the NHK.
Uh, they're there so people can SEE them. Unlike some people, immediate posting of anime images does = FAP FAP FAP. They're obviously examples meant for people to look through.
Yes, if I hold up a Coke can and say, "THIS SHIT IS DISGUSTING", then I'm TOTALLY promoting Coca-Cola. That makes a lot of sense.
I'm still curious as to what sort of cleaning situation got that child just shy of naked.
Correction: does NOT = FAP FAP FAP
UnexplainedDemonArm: It's not fucking "catering." It's fucking showing you what I'm talking about. I didn't even post the worst one, which is seriously fucking creepy.
If I believed for a second that some of the Dtoid community would get off on it, then it'd be catering. I like to think better of you than that, however, judging by your reply, I guess not?
Anyway, I'm not even outraged. Read the original article again, please. I merely said I find it, and various other aspects of Japanese culture, pretty creepy and I'm glad it stays there. Of course, then a few people have to go on the over-reacting defense march.
Comparing Coca-Cola to (vritual) child porn doesn't make a lot of sense, either.
In an effort to reduce accusations of Nazi hypocrisy and promote innocence, I have adapted the header image. Should show in a few moments.
Jim, no need to use expletives. They don't help get your point across.
It is, of course, perfectly valid for you to publicise your opinion on Japanese culture and how you disagree with it. It can, however, be misinterpreted as voyeuristic sensationalism.
My original post refers to a tendency I have been noticing in which images of loli/ero/whatever are posted alongside "critical" text, whereas its pretty obvious that the illustrations in the article are merely included to generate clicks. Your article was the straw that broke the camels back.
If I have indeed misunderstood your intentions then please accept my apologies, but also understand my position that
the issue is too sensitive for a sensationalist journalistic approach which I - perhaps rightly, perhaps wrongly - read into your article.
@UnexplainedDemonArm
And I didn't compare the two. My comparison was of what constitutes "promoting" something. You expect a games site, of all places, to make a criticism of a certain game or product without showing examples? Most people can look at them and say, "Yep, that's pretty grotesque". Does the evening news show photos of a murder or crime scene because they actually "approve" of it? No.
Putting an example up of something for people to judge it for themselves does not = approval.
UnexplainedDemonArm: I totally get what you're saying here. No, the image isn't there for clicks. The whole "loli" thing is pretty gross as far as I'm concerned and the image was there just to show you what I'm talking about.
And I still maintain there's a difference, a pretty obvious one, between being outraged by nudity in Mass Effect that you haven't even seen, versus seeing images of "lolicon" or whatever it's called and saying "Well that's pretty creepy."
Does the evening news show photos of a murder or crime scene because they actually "approve" of it? No.
Often done in a sensationalist manner.
You expect a games site, of all places, to make a criticism of a certain game or product without showing examples?
With respect to this subject matter, yes, I do indeed.
Culturally insensitive comments incoming:
I don't much care for:
Breast implants (USA)
Virtual child-touching (Japan)
Sex mixed with feces (Internet)
I hope this is a lightning rod for meaningful discourse and debate.
MaxVest: What about breast implants in virtual children who are made of shit?
Those are fine.
Weeabos rallying to Japan's defense ready, set, GO!
And is that a toddler?!?!?
@jim
And I still maintain there's a difference, a pretty obvious one, between being outraged by nudity in Mass Effect that you haven't even seen, versus images of "lolicon" or whatever it's called and saying "Well that's pretty creepy."
Very right, and the two don't compare, on so many many levels.
Well, first and foremost, Dtoid writers aren't "journalists". So the typical criticism of "sensationalism" honestly don't apply. Writers are allowed to give forthright opinions, rather than just straight and unbiased fact. Not to mention, I think the term itself is entirely overused. There's nothing wrong with being controversial, or attention-grabbing (two of the primary aspects of sensationalism), as long as there's a point. If you're just posting tits to announce a tractor pull, that's sensationalism. Publishing pictures of the Holocaust victims when making the point that it was horrendous and vile? Not so much.
I'm not saying I'd ever support someone writing about how blatant child pornography is wrong and then posting videos of it, no. (Especially since that's illegal, and with good reason). But there is a highly discernible difference between just posting images for attention and posting images to support and illustrate your point.
Not to mention, once you're already at Dtoid, pictures are visible and the hits have been generated. Someone clicking a link from Gametab aren't going to see the picture until they're already there. So saying someone posted the images "just so people would click on the story" is dumb. Dtoid is one entity, the writers aren't in competition with each other over who reads any one story.
@Bioautoraphical
I think I've sufficiently clarified my position with regards to Jim's article above.
Jim, first you censor illustrations of questionably-aged girls, next you're calling for the ban of rap music, donating money to Iran, and wondering if Hitler was really "that bad of a guy". This is how Thompson got his start.
You're all overly sensitive little girls, an analogy that carries way more weight in a topic about loli games.
I stand by my "let's be holier than thou" grumble and tack on a "well let's just ban all renaissance art from DToid!" sneer to go with it. Seriously.
I hope all the complainers are happy now and go back to their little plastic bubbles. In the immortal words of Mr. Sterling, "Cunts".
I don't care if people want to wank to anime kids. It just makes me concerned about what else those people wank to, and what else they might be willing to do. There's the...
Shit. "There's the rub." Nevermind.
It's hard to take any complaints against a game like this seriously when the same people turn around and profess the virtues of a game series like Grand Theft Auto where killing prostitutes or the local cop is the order of the day. If you start drawing a line, you have to make sure to stay on one side of it and not just switch sides when it suits.
Is it Pedo, if the character your playing as in the game, is the same age as the girls?? Hmm...
CHAR! HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU SAY THAT!!!
You've dated more people under 12 than anyone i know!
Phoenix Gamma: I think you're the one being sensitive here. Again, nobody called for a ban on it. Stop being overly dramatic and whiny because someone said something about Japan. I've already made my stance perfectly clear -- I think it's creepy and this undercurrent of little girl fantasy in Japan is quite disturbing. If that makes me a "little girl," well put me in a dress and have a Japanese man feel me up.
SubOrbital: So, if there was a videogame where you could rape kids, would you not find that disturbing because "zomg GTA exists."? Your logic is completely fucked up and stinks of strawman.
... also, all of loli loving Japanator wants you dead sterling
Any wanking to drawings is weird to me already. Throw some children in the mix and you've bought yourself a one way ticket to Hell.
How do people make those games? I mean think about everything that goes into these things. You have the animators having to draw partially naked (or naked) little kids in sexual situations. You have the people having to plan the whole game which means they're having to come up with all this crap. You've got the voice actresses reading out the lines. The programmers who have to come up with the virtual molesting mechanic. I mean, how do you work on something like that without, you know, being really into what you're doing?
Is this worse than say... virtually KILLING somone? I do it all the time in video games (and BTW it's something I truly relish). I'm sure a lot of you share my lust for simulated violence. We take it for granted but when you think about it it's fucked up too. Can you imagine if someone who had never seen a video game saw you "tea-bagging" some guy you just shot in the face?
Does saying, "yeah but I'd never do it in real life" make it OK? I don't think it does. So, I can't really judge someone who gets off on this stuff.
I also can't really judge Japan as I live in a sexually repressed society that is obsessed with violence (America). Maybe that repression just manifests itself differently here. That is to so say sexual frustration leads to simulated violence.
And really, so many awesome, non-perverted things have come out of Japan. I do not care to count how many great games i've played that DON'T involve molesting kids. Let us not base our opinion of them solely on this kind of thing.
Also, cocks.
Cocks indeed Creamsnake. Cocks indeed.
Fuck what everybody is talking about- that is a great episode of Father Ted you have posted. It is sad that the show had to end so quickly. Dermot Morgan was a very funny man who died too young.
Cheers!
"Is this worse than say... virtually KILLING somone? I do it all the time in video games (and BTW it's something I truly relish)."
Yes it is. Sex and violence may often be blended together, but they are two very different things. Aside from the fact that simulated violence is a part of natural human aggression, you can't mean to tell me that if you discovered a load of loli porn on your Dad's hard-drive, you wouldn't find him the least bit creepy. You're lying if you think that.
Like Sharpless said, it makes you wonder what else someone'll jack it to if they think drawn kids are hot.
To put it another way, I can kill someone in a video game, but I don't think I would ever be able to kill anyone in real life (barring any future post-apocalyptic nuclear holocaust-type scenarios). But if someone wanks to drawings of kids, whether you'd like to admit it or not, that's a lot closer to wanking to actual pictures of kids, and it's probably not even that far removed from actual, er, hands-on pedophilia.
The jump from one thing to the other is far less, for the latter.
Can I beat them with a pipe and then run over them with a car after I rape them? If I can't then I'm not interested.
Moral high horse.
I love how we all call BS on the banning of Manhunt 2, and champion free speech; but we suddenly turn into Bush's cabinet when there's an ero game with (I'm assuming) no simulated sex.
Of course, I do NOT want to be next to the creepy salaryman playing this on the train, but hell, I WILL respect his right to own it and play it.
i agree with what SourGr8pes said
SourGr8pes:
How many more times? NOBODY has called for it to be banned. I actually think Manhunt 2 is pretty creepy and shit as well, but I respect its right to exist. Same with this. It harms none, so it can do as it will, but seriously, that's not going to stop me judging someone who plays it. You're lying if you think you won't alter your opinion of someone who gets off on this shit.
I just listened to Podtoid 47, and I'm judging you Jimmy boy on what you said about that real person.
...j/k, I know it was for shits and giggles.
...it was for shits and giggles right?
There's really a more in depth discussion here about the general psychology of different cultures and societies. And this is absolutely NOT the place for it.
Lol innernets.
I'm down.
Now now people. Don't be so quick to throw down the judgemental hammer. These games are well known for their...
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... engaging storylines?
Actually Jim, I'm on your side, but...okay...</3
just remember this, they have games where you can rape girls, even ones of young age, but on average you can count the number of rapes that go down throughout the entire country on one hand.
Now lets look at a country that has no rape games, which one is better?