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Oh Japan, you and your child molesting: Disturbing Wii game is disturbing

7:50 AM on 03.13.2008, Jim Sterling 78 comments

Oh Japan, you and your child molesting: Disturbing Wii game is disturbing photo
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I'm surprised it's taken this long, but here's the first "erotic" adventure game for the Wii. Cleaning Squadron Clean Keeper is a rather tame dating sim, but in true Japanese fashion, it just has to be that little bit disturbing. The game features a cleaning section in which you scrub dirty anime girls with a fan, feather duster or a whip (?) while they lounge about in erotic poses.

Yeah ... shame they look and sound no older than ten years old.

I don't know what it is with Japan and the thinly veiled pedophilia, but they do seem to love their games where you can feel up little girls. Now hey, if that's their bag, then fine, I'm not about to oppress a man's desire to grope cartoon children -- but boy am I glad that some Japanese stuff stays the Hell in Japan. Seriously, anybody who wouldn't feel creepy playing this is a very warped individual ... wonder if they have review copies going?

Hit the jump for some incredibly ... incredibly annoying trailers. You have been warned.

 
 

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Pedro Blandino's Avatar
Pedro Blandino at 03/13/2008 07:50
I love little girls they make me feel so good
I love little girls they make me feel so bad
When they're around they make me feel
Like I'm the only guy in town
I love little girls they make me feel so good
They don't care if I'm a one way mirror
They're not frightened by my cold exterior
They don't ask me questions
They don't want to scold me
They don't look for answers
They just want to hold me
Isn't this fun
Isn't this what life's all about
Isn't this a dream come true
Isn't this a nightmare too
(Repeat first verse)
They don't care about my inclinations
They're not frightened by my revelations
Uh oh take a second take
Uh oh it's a mistake
Uh oh I'm in trouble
Uh oh the little girl was just to little
Too little, too little, too little
Isn't this what life's all about
Isn't this a dream come true
Isn't this a nightmare too . . .
And I don't care what people say
And I don't care what people think
And I don't care how we look walking down the street
ScottyG's Avatar
ScottyG at 03/13/2008 07:58
Heh, way to get aborto in trouble Jim. ^_^

I always thought the games are made specifically to make people feel naughty, but still feel good. Like getting a blowjob by your wife's sister in the park behind a tree in the middle of the day while her children are twenty feet away playing, and her dog is watching you with curious interest.

...

Or maybe that's just me.
Char Aznable's Avatar
Char Aznable at 03/13/2008 08:05
There aren't enough pastel colors and sparkles in the world to conceal how wrong this game is. I'm disappointed in you, Japan.
Jim Sterling's Avatar
Jim Sterling at 03/13/2008 08:15
That's not NSFW. Nipples or GTFO, that's my stance. Brian Ashcraft will back me up on this.
ATuin's Avatar
ATuin at 03/13/2008 08:19
What the hell is wrong with Japanese people? Besides their nappy hair, I mean.
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Phoenix Gamma at 03/13/2008 08:20
Game of the Year
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danpowered at 03/13/2008 08:20
Is it me or the last tool looks like a whip?

this is wrooong. :D
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Joseph Leray at 03/13/2008 08:35
Eh, it's not that bad. She has huge tits -- there's no way she's only 10. Besides, she was asking for it, laying around like that.
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Professor Pew at 03/13/2008 08:44
"Eh, it's not that bad. She has huge tits -- there's no way she's only 10."

LOL!

This game better have some Wii fapping motion controls though, or I'm out.
Justice's Avatar
Justice at 03/13/2008 08:47
That's is so disgusting seriously, how can nintendo allow that?
Rpg_Worshiper's Avatar
Rpg_Worshiper at 03/13/2008 08:59
This is probably the worst part of Japanese culture. It is seriously perverted.
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Rifter01 at 03/13/2008 09:02
@Justice

Maybe ... by looking the other way? Seriously, I dunno.
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anomalous underdog at 03/13/2008 09:08
is this game somehow related to that other groping-adolescent-girls game in the ds?
UnexplainedDemonArm's Avatar
UnexplainedDemonArm at 03/13/2008 09:09
How hypocritical gaming sites are becoming.

Posting pics and videos of scandalous Japanese dating-sims/ero games and simultaneously adopting a superior moral stance.

May as well go watch Fox News.
anomalous underdog's Avatar
anomalous underdog at 03/13/2008 09:11
you people just don't see it. this is simply phase 2 of Nintendo's world domination plan
BluDesign's Avatar
BluDesign at 03/13/2008 09:19
Doki Doki Majo Shimpan for the grown up set?
Phoenix Gamma's Avatar
Phoenix Gamma at 03/13/2008 09:24
Hay let's be outraged by a game made in another country that we'll never see and act all "holier than thou" and shit.

Personally, I think it's pretty funny. And fuck, if I'm making hand gestures with the remote (whipping motions ftw) then that makes it even funnier.

Some people need a sense of humor. I lawled and my Web Design professor lawled when he saw me reading this in class.
UnexplainedDemonArm's Avatar
UnexplainedDemonArm at 03/13/2008 09:25
Hay let's be outraged by a game made in another country that we'll never see and act all "holier than thou" and shit.

+1
NyghtcrawleR's Avatar
NyghtcrawleR at 03/13/2008 09:27
You're forgetting a game for the DS already out, Duel Love, thats geared for girls. You scrub boys clean. I guess its the cool new thing to do.
Chicken008's Avatar
Chicken008 at 03/13/2008 09:42
The game got a Cero (Teen equivalent) rating in Japan.
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Holyetheline at 03/13/2008 09:52
It'd be so funny to go through a friends game collection and come across this game. I don't see how people can buy or make games like this.
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Spykron at 03/13/2008 10:07
sooo is this like on the black market or does it have a nintendo seal?
3r0t1c n3rd's Avatar
3r0t1c n3rd at 03/13/2008 10:10
I would expect no less from a country that produces shows like Kodomo no Jikan.
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SourGr8pes at 03/13/2008 10:13
I'll buy 2. No! 3. NO! 10!

Also, Foxtoid News
Dale North's Avatar
Dale North at 03/13/2008 10:16
I love me some Jim Sterling, but I'm gonna have to back up comments like :

"Posting pics and videos of scandalous Japanese dating-sims/ero games and simultaneously adopting a superior moral stance."
and

"Hay let's be outraged by a game made in another country that we'll never see and act all "holier than thou" and shit.

Personally, I think it's pretty funny. And fuck, if I'm making hand gestures with the remote (whipping motions ftw) then that makes it even funnier.

Some people need a sense of humor. I lawled and my Web Design professor lawled when he saw me reading this in class."
MaxVest's Avatar
MaxVest at 03/13/2008 10:23
Can someone tell me how to pronounce the name of developer upinus? I would like it to be "you-peenis" or "up-in-us" if possible. Thanks.
liqideos's Avatar
liqideos at 03/13/2008 10:29
C'mooooon...c'mooooooooon.

Bring Gal games stateside you bastards!

Step one, garner your console to families with fluff carnival games, step two, go after the hikikomori's with hentai games.
Jim Sterling's Avatar
Jim Sterling at 03/13/2008 10:30
Ha, yeah, how dare me find parts of Japanese culture perverse. How DARE me not approve of the underlying pedo-friendly shit that goes on there. Some people might like how young looking and sounding girls in anime are, but I find it a little disturbing.

It's not a Fox News scenario where I want it banned. I just find it pretty fucking iffy. But like I said, go have fun. I'm sure the grown men playing this also think it's "funny."
Bioautographical's Avatar
Bioautographical at 03/13/2008 10:36
Oh yes - because sexuality in those who are presumed to be adults in Japanese games is the same as sexuality in those that are pretty obviously children.

And you don't have to be for "banning" something to find it sick. Things that go as far as being virtual child porn may not be illegal, but it's sure as hell sick, and so is any fuckwad who would watch the shit.

Am I "holier than thou" about the fact that I find sexualizing children disgusting? Proudly so.
UnexplainedDemonArm's Avatar
UnexplainedDemonArm at 03/13/2008 10:37
No, how dare you do so and simultaneously post pictures and videos catering to the perversions you oppose.

If you don't approve of such images REMOVE THEM FROM YOUR ARTICLE.
liqideos's Avatar
liqideos at 03/13/2008 10:39
Everyone calm down...and go watch Welcome to the NHK.
Bioautographical's Avatar
Bioautographical at 03/13/2008 10:40
Uh, they're there so people can SEE them. Unlike some people, immediate posting of anime images does = FAP FAP FAP. They're obviously examples meant for people to look through.

Yes, if I hold up a Coke can and say, "THIS SHIT IS DISGUSTING", then I'm TOTALLY promoting Coca-Cola. That makes a lot of sense.
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MechaMonkey at 03/13/2008 10:40
I'm still curious as to what sort of cleaning situation got that child just shy of naked.
Bioautographical's Avatar
Bioautographical at 03/13/2008 10:41
Correction: does NOT = FAP FAP FAP
Jim Sterling's Avatar
Jim Sterling at 03/13/2008 10:42
UnexplainedDemonArm: It's not fucking "catering." It's fucking showing you what I'm talking about. I didn't even post the worst one, which is seriously fucking creepy.

If I believed for a second that some of the Dtoid community would get off on it, then it'd be catering. I like to think better of you than that, however, judging by your reply, I guess not?

Anyway, I'm not even outraged. Read the original article again, please. I merely said I find it, and various other aspects of Japanese culture, pretty creepy and I'm glad it stays there. Of course, then a few people have to go on the over-reacting defense march.
UnexplainedDemonArm's Avatar
UnexplainedDemonArm at 03/13/2008 10:43
Comparing Coca-Cola to (vritual) child porn doesn't make a lot of sense, either.
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Elrando at 03/13/2008 10:45
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Jim Sterling at 03/13/2008 10:50
In an effort to reduce accusations of Nazi hypocrisy and promote innocence, I have adapted the header image. Should show in a few moments.
UnexplainedDemonArm's Avatar
UnexplainedDemonArm at 03/13/2008 10:53
Jim, no need to use expletives. They don't help get your point across.

It is, of course, perfectly valid for you to publicise your opinion on Japanese culture and how you disagree with it. It can, however, be misinterpreted as voyeuristic sensationalism.

My original post refers to a tendency I have been noticing in which images of loli/ero/whatever are posted alongside "critical" text, whereas its pretty obvious that the illustrations in the article are merely included to generate clicks. Your article was the straw that broke the camels back.

If I have indeed misunderstood your intentions then please accept my apologies, but also understand my position that
the issue is too sensitive for a sensationalist journalistic approach which I - perhaps rightly, perhaps wrongly - read into your article.
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Bioautographical at 03/13/2008 10:56
@UnexplainedDemonArm

And I didn't compare the two. My comparison was of what constitutes "promoting" something. You expect a games site, of all places, to make a criticism of a certain game or product without showing examples? Most people can look at them and say, "Yep, that's pretty grotesque". Does the evening news show photos of a murder or crime scene because they actually "approve" of it? No.

Putting an example up of something for people to judge it for themselves does not = approval.
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Jim Sterling at 03/13/2008 10:59
UnexplainedDemonArm: I totally get what you're saying here. No, the image isn't there for clicks. The whole "loli" thing is pretty gross as far as I'm concerned and the image was there just to show you what I'm talking about.

And I still maintain there's a difference, a pretty obvious one, between being outraged by nudity in Mass Effect that you haven't even seen, versus seeing images of "lolicon" or whatever it's called and saying "Well that's pretty creepy."
UnexplainedDemonArm's Avatar
UnexplainedDemonArm at 03/13/2008 10:59
Does the evening news show photos of a murder or crime scene because they actually "approve" of it? No.

Often done in a sensationalist manner.

You expect a games site, of all places, to make a criticism of a certain game or product without showing examples?

With respect to this subject matter, yes, I do indeed.
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MaxVest at 03/13/2008 11:01
Culturally insensitive comments incoming:

I don't much care for:
Breast implants (USA)
Virtual child-touching (Japan)
Sex mixed with feces (Internet)

I hope this is a lightning rod for meaningful discourse and debate.
Jim Sterling's Avatar
Jim Sterling at 03/13/2008 11:02
MaxVest: What about breast implants in virtual children who are made of shit?
MaxVest's Avatar
MaxVest at 03/13/2008 11:03
Those are fine.
Kathos's Avatar
Kathos at 03/13/2008 11:04
Weeabos rallying to Japan's defense ready, set, GO!

And is that a toddler?!?!?
UnexplainedDemonArm's Avatar
UnexplainedDemonArm at 03/13/2008 11:06
@jim
And I still maintain there's a difference, a pretty obvious one, between being outraged by nudity in Mass Effect that you haven't even seen, versus images of "lolicon" or whatever it's called and saying "Well that's pretty creepy."

Very right, and the two don't compare, on so many many levels.
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Bioautographical at 03/13/2008 11:09
Well, first and foremost, Dtoid writers aren't "journalists". So the typical criticism of "sensationalism" honestly don't apply. Writers are allowed to give forthright opinions, rather than just straight and unbiased fact. Not to mention, I think the term itself is entirely overused. There's nothing wrong with being controversial, or attention-grabbing (two of the primary aspects of sensationalism), as long as there's a point. If you're just posting tits to announce a tractor pull, that's sensationalism. Publishing pictures of the Holocaust victims when making the point that it was horrendous and vile? Not so much.

I'm not saying I'd ever support someone writing about how blatant child pornography is wrong and then posting videos of it, no. (Especially since that's illegal, and with good reason). But there is a highly discernible difference between just posting images for attention and posting images to support and illustrate your point.

Not to mention, once you're already at Dtoid, pictures are visible and the hits have been generated. Someone clicking a link from Gametab aren't going to see the picture until they're already there. So saying someone posted the images "just so people would click on the story" is dumb. Dtoid is one entity, the writers aren't in competition with each other over who reads any one story.
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