I'm surprised it's taken this long, but here's the first "erotic" adventure game for the Wii. Cleaning Squadron Clean Keeper is a rather tame dating sim, but in true Japanese fashion, it just has to be that little bit disturbing. The game features a cleaning section in which you scrub dirty anime girls with a fan, feather duster or a whip (?) while they lounge about in erotic poses.
Yeah ... shame they look and sound no older than ten years old.
I don't know what it is with Japan and the thinly veiled pedophilia, but they do seem to love their games where you can feel up little girls. Now hey, if that's their bag, then fine, I'm not about to oppress a man's desire to grope cartoon children -- but boy am I glad that some Japanese stuff stays the Hell in Japan. Seriously, anybody who wouldn't feel creepy playing this is a very warped individual ... wonder if they have review copies going?
Hit the jump for some incredibly ... incredibly annoying trailers. You have been warned.
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7:50 AM on 03.13.2008
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Agreed.
I love little girls they make me feel so bad
When they're around they make me feel
Like I'm the only guy in town
I love little girls they make me feel so good
They don't care if I'm a one way mirror
They're not frightened by my cold exterior
They don't ask me questions
They don't want to scold me
They don't look for answers
They just want to hold me
Isn't this fun
Isn't this what life's all about
Isn't this a dream come true
Isn't this a nightmare too
(Repeat first verse)
They don't care about my inclinations
They're not frightened by my revelations
Uh oh take a second take
Uh oh it's a mistake
Uh oh I'm in trouble
Uh oh the little girl was just to little
Too little, too little, too little
Isn't this what life's all about
Isn't this a dream come true
Isn't this a nightmare too . . .
And I don't care what people say
And I don't care what people think
And I don't care how we look walking down the street
I always thought the games are made specifically to make people feel naughty, but still feel good. Like getting a blowjob by your wife's sister in the park behind a tree in the middle of the day while her children are twenty feet away playing, and her dog is watching you with curious interest.
...
Or maybe that's just me.
this is wrooong. :D
LOL!
This game better have some Wii fapping motion controls though, or I'm out.
Maybe ... by looking the other way? Seriously, I dunno.
Posting pics and videos of scandalous Japanese dating-sims/ero games and simultaneously adopting a superior moral stance.
May as well go watch Fox News.
Personally, I think it's pretty funny. And fuck, if I'm making hand gestures with the remote (whipping motions ftw) then that makes it even funnier.
Some people need a sense of humor. I lawled and my Web Design professor lawled when he saw me reading this in class.
+1
Also, Foxtoid News
"Posting pics and videos of scandalous Japanese dating-sims/ero games and simultaneously adopting a superior moral stance."
and
"Hay let's be outraged by a game made in another country that we'll never see and act all "holier than thou" and shit.
Personally, I think it's pretty funny. And fuck, if I'm making hand gestures with the remote (whipping motions ftw) then that makes it even funnier.
Some people need a sense of humor. I lawled and my Web Design professor lawled when he saw me reading this in class."
Bring Gal games stateside you bastards!
Step one, garner your console to families with fluff carnival games, step two, go after the hikikomori's with hentai games.
It's not a Fox News scenario where I want it banned. I just find it pretty fucking iffy. But like I said, go have fun. I'm sure the grown men playing this also think it's "funny."
And you don't have to be for "banning" something to find it sick. Things that go as far as being virtual child porn may not be illegal, but it's sure as hell sick, and so is any fuckwad who would watch the shit.
Am I "holier than thou" about the fact that I find sexualizing children disgusting? Proudly so.
If you don't approve of such images REMOVE THEM FROM YOUR ARTICLE.
Yes, if I hold up a Coke can and say, "THIS SHIT IS DISGUSTING", then I'm TOTALLY promoting Coca-Cola. That makes a lot of sense.
If I believed for a second that some of the Dtoid community would get off on it, then it'd be catering. I like to think better of you than that, however, judging by your reply, I guess not?
Anyway, I'm not even outraged. Read the original article again, please. I merely said I find it, and various other aspects of Japanese culture, pretty creepy and I'm glad it stays there. Of course, then a few people have to go on the over-reacting defense march.
It is, of course, perfectly valid for you to publicise your opinion on Japanese culture and how you disagree with it. It can, however, be misinterpreted as voyeuristic sensationalism.
My original post refers to a tendency I have been noticing in which images of loli/ero/whatever are posted alongside "critical" text, whereas its pretty obvious that the illustrations in the article are merely included to generate clicks. Your article was the straw that broke the camels back.
If I have indeed misunderstood your intentions then please accept my apologies, but also understand my position that
the issue is too sensitive for a sensationalist journalistic approach which I - perhaps rightly, perhaps wrongly - read into your article.
And I didn't compare the two. My comparison was of what constitutes "promoting" something. You expect a games site, of all places, to make a criticism of a certain game or product without showing examples? Most people can look at them and say, "Yep, that's pretty grotesque". Does the evening news show photos of a murder or crime scene because they actually "approve" of it? No.
Putting an example up of something for people to judge it for themselves does not = approval.
And I still maintain there's a difference, a pretty obvious one, between being outraged by nudity in Mass Effect that you haven't even seen, versus seeing images of "lolicon" or whatever it's called and saying "Well that's pretty creepy."
Often done in a sensationalist manner.
You expect a games site, of all places, to make a criticism of a certain game or product without showing examples?
With respect to this subject matter, yes, I do indeed.
I don't much care for:
Breast implants (USA)
Virtual child-touching (Japan)
Sex mixed with feces (Internet)
I hope this is a lightning rod for meaningful discourse and debate.
And is that a toddler?!?!?
And I still maintain there's a difference, a pretty obvious one, between being outraged by nudity in Mass Effect that you haven't even seen, versus images of "lolicon" or whatever it's called and saying "Well that's pretty creepy."
Very right, and the two don't compare, on so many many levels.
I'm not saying I'd ever support someone writing about how blatant child pornography is wrong and then posting videos of it, no. (Especially since that's illegal, and with good reason). But there is a highly discernible difference between just posting images for attention and posting images to support and illustrate your point.
Not to mention, once you're already at Dtoid, pictures are visible and the hits have been generated. Someone clicking a link from Gametab aren't going to see the picture until they're already there. So saying someone posted the images "just so people would click on the story" is dumb. Dtoid is one entity, the writers aren't in competition with each other over who reads any one story.