Even as games become accepted in mainstream culture and those who play them move from untrusted social pariahs to moderately accepted novelties, there are always going to be those dedicated to submerging the industry and its followers back into the dark ages of contempt and shame.
Ladies and gentlemen, meet BigLee.
BigLee, who describes himself, amazingly, as a Goth but is described more accurately by me as Ernest Saves Christmas, knows that the way to a woman's heart is deep romantic poetry and boasts being "very romantic ... and everything ... as well." Rrrrrowr tiger, I'm about ready to dive onto your quivering sin sausage myself, mate!
If he truly is a game designer however, then congratulations! I think we found the man who woke up one day and said "escort missions are fun ... and everything ... as well."
[Thanks to the boys at Ripten. And when I say thanks ...]
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11:26 AM on 06.24.2008
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Hahahahahaha... Life Goes On! I thought the same thing.
my jaw is wide open... trying to Whiskey tango foxtrot....
that was... woooow...
so he's a game designer?... I bet he's making the Limbo game rite now :P
Insert "This guy programmed the AI for Fugitive Hunter" joke here or something. I don't know. I'm confused. I'm going to go crawl back into my hole.
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c'mon.........
There goes my lunch haha. I cant believe they still let mutants out of the circus. Must of been his day off.
Please indulge in your need to go extreme cliff diving. We need to get your genes out of the pool.
It's all about knowing your limitations, Nick. Hey, I like to consider myself a charismatic man, at least moreso than Bilbo Ballsack in that video, but I wouldn't parade myself around some dating video. Even with my personality intact, I know that a fat guy's only going to get laughed at. This guy is fat AND lacks a personality. He asks for everything he gets.
If anything, the blame probably lies in the hands of some douchebags pretending to be his "friend" putting him up to making this video.
I feel sorry for him more than anything.
1. im romantic
2. i know deep romantic poetry is the key to a women's heart
3. im romantic as well.
Man, I have a new favorite analogy for penises. (Penii?)
At least those companies have someone to blame now.
let the teasing continue.
The whole video dating thing is lame, I agree; but singling this guy out is just really, really inappropriate, I feel. Yes, even for Destructoid. :\
Thanks for clearing that line up for me. At first I thought he said that the most sexist thing about him was his intellegnece. Which is probably one of the most sexist statements ever. Second only to: "I don't think they should let women be feminists"
I heard sexist as well. I prefer to believe thats what he said, because it makes it twice as awesome.