Even as games become accepted in mainstream culture and those who play them move from untrusted social pariahs to moderately accepted novelties, there are always going to be those dedicated to submerging the industry and its followers back into the dark ages of contempt and shame.

Ladies and gentlemen, meet BigLee.

BigLee, who describes himself, amazingly, as a Goth but is described more accurately by me as Ernest Saves Christmas, knows that the way to a woman's heart is deep romantic poetry and boasts being "very romantic ... and everything ... as well." Rrrrrowr tiger, I'm about ready to dive onto your quivering sin sausage myself, mate!

If he truly is a game designer however, then congratulations! I think we found the man who woke up one day and said "escort missions are fun ... and everything ... as well." 

[Thanks to the boys at Ripten. And when I say thanks ...]