Do you guys remember playing Depict1 on Newgrounds? It was a puzzle platformer that fed you inaccurate instructions, so you had to ignore those directions in order to clear the game. It was made by indie developer Kyle Pulver, and now he's back with a game about child abuse.
Okay, not really. Offspring Fling is the touching tale of a mother bunny-chicken thing on a quest to rescue her children. She does this by picking the kids up... and throwing them across the screen. Okay, so maybe it is about child abuse, but the mother means well! Honest!
The full game, which contains over 100 levels of baby pinball, will be available soon on PC and Mac. It's about throwing babies. Sounds like a winner to me.
Tony Ponce (aka megaStryke) is a culturally confused, Canadian-born Puerto Rican who grew up in Japan and South Florida ... yet can only speak English. He specializes in writing features and maintaining an immaculate goatee. Likes: Any and all things related to Mega Man, Contra, Castlevania, 2D, PB&J sandwiches, applesauce, and candy corn.
Meet the rest of the team
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