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Offspring Fling is all about throwing babies


4:30 PM on 02.02.2012



Do you guys remember playing Depict1 on Newgrounds? It was a puzzle platformer that fed you inaccurate instructions, so you had to ignore those directions in order to clear the game. It was made by indie developer Kyle Pulver, and now he's back with a game about child abuse.

Okay, not really. Offspring Fling is the touching tale of a mother bunny-chicken thing on a quest to rescue her children. She does this by picking the kids up... and throwing them across the screen. Okay, so maybe it is about child abuse, but the mother means well! Honest!

The full game, which contains over 100 levels of baby pinball, will be available soon on PC and Mac. It's about throwing babies. Sounds like a winner to me.








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