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Offer your red ring of death condolences with this card photo

We just missed nabbing the perfect Etsy item to send to a friend or love one that has gone through a recent tragic loss... of their Xbox 360.

This Blinged Console Condolence Card sports a hand-crafted "red ring" of red crystals on the front of the card, and the inside a message reads ""May this card help console you during this difficult time. I am very sorry for your loss." The word "console" is silly/brilliant wordplay. 

I love this: it's snotty, mean, and creative all at the same time! The thing is, it couldn't have cost more than $3 to make. I'd like to see a more creative type integrate LED lights into the card front, and then maybe put some Microsoft support information inside the card.  

[Thanks, JV] 








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dprime's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 09:59
dprime
At least when 360s break, it's a bad thing.
tehArtist's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 09:59
tehArtist
Old news is old

This must be setting up to be a slow news day.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 10:06
king3vbo
Thats fucking hilarious
Dale North's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 10:08
Dale North
is "old" mean 'same day' to you?
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 10:14
BS3 Owner
Hopefully microsoft can afford enough of these..

j/k
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 10:14
Aaron Mxy Yost
That's sweet! I wonder how often people are going to get punched for giving those out?
tehArtist's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 10:25
tehArtist
Yes Dale, same day *does* mean old news to me.
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 10:30
nademagnet
@tehArtist
So you can see the News of the future? Interesting...
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 10:32
Kryptinite
If someone gave me that I'd punch them in the chest....repeatedly.
Anarpis's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 10:46
Anarpis
Brilliant
foxhound009's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 11:02
foxhound009
If someone of your friend is planning to get xbox 360... you should propably already be making this thing :)
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 11:06
Bob Muir
Christ guys, if I'm not here defending my own cblog, why do you think you need to? He just got his tip from someone else and posted it the same day. Christ.
LadyLucifer's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 11:08
LadyLucifer
I'm so going to make one for my friend... perfic!

P.S. I also love the "console" play-on-words, very punny.
Upgrayedd's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 11:14
Upgrayedd
Man, I wish I knew about these a few weeks ago when one of my friends' 360 died on him.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 11:24
Knivy
@Upgrayedd
Don't worry you'll probably get another chance sooner or later.
JohnnyWadd's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 11:34
JohnnyWadd
Fucking classic, etsy fills my gaming merchandise void.
Rainbowblack's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 13:39
Rainbowblack
this kinda Fails, the RRoD is supposed to go ON THE BOTTOM!!

fuckawesome try though lol
Rainbowblack's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 13:41
Rainbowblack
Then again you could hold the card upside dow....no, that would fail once you opened it lol
grrza's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 14:24
grrza
That's awesome. But yeah, I'd probably just make my own if I was gonna give one out =/
chronicus_prime's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 15:29
chronicus_prime
I need 1 for my buddy his died. I think evrytime a 360 dies, the terrorists win a little.
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/18/2007 02:44
Fading Star
:( & :D.
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