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Octocock

4:40 PM on 04.15.2011   |   Jim Sterling

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Ladies and gentlemen, it would appear that The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D will feature Cthulhu's penis as a regular enemy. 








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Gobun's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2011 16:41
Gobun
Okay, Jim Sterling
llort het's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2011 16:42
llort het
inb4 slow news day
Alcoholocast's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2011 16:43
Alcoholocast
http://i.imgur.com/tQa6v.png
HerosPlayDumb's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2011 16:43
HerosPlayDumb
This is important news.
DXmagma's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2011 16:44
DXmagma
Alrighty then. Thanks. I guess.
whosjohndonut's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2011 16:45
whosjohndonut
the scales have been tipped, looks like ill be getting a 3ds afterall
Scooby Doo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2011 16:46
Scooby Doo
SUCH WONDERFUL NEWS!
turingnpc's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2011 16:46
turingnpc
That is the stuff of nightmares.
Gnarlythotep's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2011 16:46
Gnarlythotep
My nightmares did it first.
Octomom's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2011 16:47
Octomom
What a shitty name...
TonicBH's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2011 16:47
TonicBH
More like an 8-bit alarm octocock. Yeah, I don't know what I was going with this either.
Omegadon Skyson's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2011 16:47
Omegadon Skyson
I hope somebody posts and says "journalism".

These are my favorite kind of posts on the site...
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2011 16:48
Mr Andy Dixon

ONE PENIS!


TWO PENIS!


THREEEEE PENIS!!!
SpacemanRoo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2011 16:48
SpacemanRoo
Cool story bro? Slow news day is slow.
Scooby Doo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2011 16:49
Scooby Doo


I'M BANDWAGONING!
crazy turtle1234's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2011 16:51
crazy turtle1234
Octocock? More like Octowriter'sblock, amirite?

...remind me to never make puns again.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2011 16:51
Los255
BANISH THAT SICK FILTH!
Shikua's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2011 16:51
Shikua
OCTOCOCK INCOMING!

On a side note, I wonder if this version will still have the mini-Arwings hidden in the coding, just waiting for hackers to find?
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2011 16:53
PappaDukes
#WINNING!
Excelsior's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2011 16:53
Excelsior
GOD BLESS NINTENDO.
Clown Baby's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2011 16:54
Clown Baby
God damn it Jim.

Bravo sir.
able to think's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2011 16:54
able to think
This is something you post on twitter Jim, not something you clutter the front page with. Don't get me wrong I like it when you post inane bullshit that is of no value but is worth a laugh but this is not that. Here is an idea! Make a post of video game creatures that are phallic shaped or something that has more then ONE sentence of text.

I love your work but for fucks sake this is going too far.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2011 16:54
Jim Sterling
Fun fact: It's been a great news day today. Anybody "cleverly" saying "Slow news day" hasn't hung around Dtoid enough to know we'd do this no matter what the weather.

Because THIS is important.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2011 16:56
Mr Andy Dixon
Damn fine shooping, Jim.
ProperlyParanoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2011 16:56
ProperlyParanoid
BECAUSE JOURNALISM
DeusPayne's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2011 16:57
DeusPayne
Also, cocks.... make that Also, octococks.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2011 17:00
MrSadistic
when I was a kid, my dad always touched me down there. he would then proceed to unzip his pants and asked if I was "ready for the octocock"

my dad's name was Jim Sterling.
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