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Ocho Cinco challenges the world to beat him at Madden photo

It's that time of year again. Madden is out, and when Madden comes out the sports world and the game world collide for a brief moment before rebounding back to their proper places. What happens when loudmouth sports stars, the release of Madden and the ability to address the entire internet via Twitter collide? Something between hilarity and idiocy.

Chad "Ocho Cinco" Johnson (who legally had his name changed to Ocho Cinco) has laid down the challenge to the world via his Twitter: "Estaban 85 is my gamer tag! estaban 85, retweet to the world so I can takeover madden like pinky and the brain." Oh, it's on Estaban85, it is on! Hopefully Mr. Cinco is being a bit sarcastic about his Madden skills, but if not he's in for a sore surprise because I've got his name and I can pass the puck into a home run like none other. If you really want a laugh read back through the day's tweets as Ocho tries to set up his Xbox Live and create a Gamertag.

To make this post worthwhile I have included a video of Pinky and the Brain's opening below. They're Pinky, they're Pink and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Braaaain.


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Shadowstew's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2009 10:29
Shadowstew
I'll beat him Ocho Cinco times.
The Prodigal Son's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2009 11:00
The Prodigal Son
@Matthew Razak:: Maybe I'm a little confused, but I thought you pass the puck into a slam dunk!?
Poopface Morty's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2009 12:32
Poopface Morty
If you want a laugh, just sign up to Chad's twitter period. He was busted last weekend by taking pics of GI Joe in the theater while Twittering his commentary on it.
Magesx's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2009 13:06
Magesx
I CAN DO IT

I CAN DO IT NINE TIMES
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2009 15:17
AgentMOO
Whoa, isnt't that tag supposed to be videogames lobster milkshakes? ;)
Grandmas Boy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2009 18:24
Grandmas Boy
Chad Ocho Cinco is rad.
IV Backstab MC's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2009 18:39
IV Backstab MC
Dude it was a bad idea to give his gamertag out he is gonna get virtuaraped by all the people who hate him on XBL
everybodyruns's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2009 18:53
everybodyruns
They're dinky; They're Pinky and The Brain.
akathatoneguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/17/2009 11:18
akathatoneguy
I can't believe that non-sports fans wouldn't love this guy. He takes sports (and life, really) about as seriously as the majority of D-toid does. He's the perfect NFL ambassador to this fine community, to be honest.
Tha Meat's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/17/2009 19:35
Tha Meat
Anyone who legally changes his name to Ocho Cinco is good in my book. Atleast its not Ocho Cinco pesos, or Pequeno Ocho Cinco.
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