6:31 AM on 03.05.2007
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Niero
A Deerfield Beach gamer sent in a photo of a man who has sex with inflatable women, has no respect for intellectual property, and sells the best hand-made Ocarina whistles from his stylish Hyrulian merchant cart. The curious fellow was spotted in our local Renaissance Festival by Dtoid reader Rick who writes: "Yes, the man in the booth was playing Zelda music on a flute at the time." How authentic! King Henry is turning in his grave tonight. I wonder if this guy's available for funerals and bar mitzvas.
Anyway, the festival draws in thousands of medieval cosplayers and spectators every year to practice their Shakespeare on each other like "unwashed broad" and "wench-so-foul". My friend Six loves Ren-Fest, so I had asked him to give me the highlights. Giant turkey legs aside: "Fat gothic chicks go around in really tight clothes, practically wearing their jubblies all hanging out in your face."
Hmmm ... sounds like MySpace.
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But i always thought fat goth chicks counted as wind instruments anyway?
Is it me or does the guy checking out the Ocarinas look semi-goth. He's got the wearing black shorts and always wear boots down but he's got a non-black shirt on. Its almost like a wannabe goth.
I'll take deodorant and Honda's over broadswords any day.
IM DRUNK BIATCH!!!
*goes back to work* ....dig the hole..
good times.
neiro show up at a ren fest totally decked out in the full robot suit
kick some ass
and leave
garenteed it will be on the local news.
also, I'm totally with you on the whole honda's over broadswords thing... living in fear of random bullshit just isnt cool.
oh look over yonder it be a dragon!
no dipshit thats just phil trying to put out his house that caught on fire because he forgot to put the fire out before sleep.
oh... HES A DEVIL! KILL HIM!
also, cocks!
spikejnz: maybe it's a new word. "Bah" being that of a politically correct Mizvah, sorta like "mailperson" and so on so forth.
Go buy a 360.
Come on.
Ocarinas at a renaissance fair?
THAT'S video game news?
Well it's not news anymore! That was like... 10 minutes ago! Now it's just a story. Jeeeeez...(thnx for the chicken, and I was jk.)
Here's comes the pain... lol
*pain, pain, pain*
Got a Wii/PS3 then?
I was talking to bhive, and , I have all three. Just curious.
Here comes more pain i'm guessing *licks her wounds*
anyway, remember nintendo used to sell these in the back of the magazine? what? no one read nintendo power but me? hey! i was cool...when i was 10.
I also have a ps3.
and I'm glad I've got it too.
because so far looks like you 360 bitches aren't getting metal gear solid 4, final fantasy 13(and the other two 13's), lair, and a slew of other gems.
but uh... I'm getting a 360 as well. so no harm done.
lady lucifer, and snaileb, go post your PSN names in the forums. seriously, I want to play with some people that are actually online once in a while.
TURKEY LEGS FOR THE WIN!