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It's been a long time coming, but silver-haired game hater Jack Thompson has been permanently disbarred. That's right folks, in thirty days time, the man who once so proudly flaunted his lawyer credentials in peoples' faces will soon have to go from being "Jack Thompson, Attorney" to just plain ol' John Bruce Thompson, Nobody.

The Court approves the corrected referee's report and John Bruce Thompson is permanently disbarred, effective thirty days from the date of this order so that respondent can close out his practice and protect the interests of existing clients. If respondent notifies the Court in writing that he is no longer practicing and does not need the thirty days to protect existing clients, this Court will enter an order making the permanent disbarment effective immediately. Respondent shall accept no new business from the date this order is filed.

Judgment is entered for The Florida Bar, 651 East Jefferson Street, Tallahassee, Florida 32399-2300, for recovery of costs from John Bruce Thompson in the amount of $43,675.35, for which sum let execution issue.

Not final until time expires to file motion for rehearing, and if filed, determined. The filing of a motion for rehearing shall not alter the effective date of this permanent disbarment. Consistent with this Court's sanction order, no motion for rehearing will be considered unless signed by a member in good standing of The Florida Bar other than respondent.

Jack Thompson will no longer be able to practice law thanks to a string of misconduct allegations that included lying, making a nuisance of himself to professionals, and generally being both ignorant and disrespectful of his peers. Jack Thompson behaved with nothing but contempt and immaturity in his own disbarment trial, so it's hardly surprising that this has happened. He had only himself to blame.

I doubt Thompson's crusade against videogames ends here. But until FOX hands him another paycheck to pretend to be an expert, hit the jump for an exclusive official response to the disbarment from Jack himself.

[Thanks, Radio Guy]

We contacted Jack Thompson asking if we might have an official statement on his disbarment. He answered our request swiftly, but concisely. His statement simply reads:

"Sure. Go to Hell."

I really can't understand why he's not still a lawyer. 


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Blind assassin's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 14:56
Blind assassin
Are you sure he didn't include a nice jpeg of a cock or something to go along with his statement? I vaguely remember that being one of the many things he did to get himself disbarred.

He has an appeal left though so until the very end we should all keep our fingers crossed. Given how huge an asshole he is and how irrelevant he's become I don't think anyone would be embarrassed in the future if we uncorked the champagne right now.
AlucardX24's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 15:06
AlucardX24
This is the OPPOSITE of a Facepalm! I have no pictures to express how happy I am.
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 15:13
brainderailment
Excellent Christian example Jack.
When someone wants information from you, just wish them an eternity of fiery torment with satan and all the other fallen angels.
Malkhuth's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 15:15
Malkhuth
Gold, pure gold.
Miike's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 15:19
Miike
(Capcom voice)
YOU WIN!!!

FYI the JPEG comes from here is a worth a lawl or two
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpYTOBHMKKg
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 15:24
Dexter345
I love his response. Am I the only one here who is kind of going to miss the old codger?
infinity's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 15:29
infinity
HELL TO THE YES. and that gif is priceless.
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 15:41
hpv
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 15:43
king3vbo
Never has this picture been more appropriate:
Tactix's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 15:46
Tactix
VICTOLY!

I'm glad he got what he deserved....not only for his mistreatment of gamers, but for the mistreatment of the justice system as well as just being a disrespectful person in general. :D
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 15:48
Dead Movie Star
I'll get the hookers and blow!
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 15:53
Spartacus
What a fantastic guy! Give him a round of applause, ladies and gentlemen, give him a round of applause.
masterledz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 15:56
masterledz
Glorious GIF is glorious.

Karma deals a swift kick in the nuts to Mr. Thomspon.
superniall50's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 16:05
superniall50
I lol'd
naia-the-gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 16:11
naia-the-gamer
@Dexter, no I'll miss the lulz too.
microwavefood's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 16:11
microwavefood
rofliez
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 16:22
brosef
an era, the end of it it is.
KyleGamgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 16:24
KyleGamgee
If this were a movie, defeating him in this way will only cause him to return in a more powerful form in the sequel...

But for now, I'll listen to the upbeat credits song like in Speed Racer. :)
atastysammich's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 16:26
atastysammich
Meh. I thought that one segment near the end of his career where he made fun of himself as a bully in a game store was kinda funny. I don't really have anything to say either way, so,

dfielder's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 16:28
dfielder
See you in hell....Mr. Thompson *presses switch*

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

ERAHGAHghhhhghhghhhhhhhhh...........





ah forget it.
Marioland's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 16:48
Marioland
stickman is happy

MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 16:58
MechaMonkey
My name is MechaMonkey, and I approve of this gif.
rabidkeebler's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 16:58
rabidkeebler
If there has ever been a time for the massive use of .gifs in a message board this is it.
Sinow Wolf's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 17:37
Sinow Wolf
This is a shame, i enjoyed the mans thoughts on what was wrong and right. I hope he manages to keep voicing his opinions to the public.

Don't flame me just because i like a bit of variation. I enjoy reading's Jim's posts because of his vocalisation and a lot of the time i disagree with him but that doesnt mean i'd want him off the site.

Exactly in the same way i feel about Jack Thompson, I dont value his opinion but i enjoy reading what he has to say.
ShadokatRegn's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 17:40
ShadokatRegn
Now we have to pick someone else to hate for hating us.

It is about time, though.
killatia's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 18:06
killatia
TODAY IS A GREAT DAY TO BE A GAMER!!!!!!!
Myrmidon16's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 18:30
Myrmidon16
is 'go to hell' a legal term?
megatron0016's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 18:57
megatron0016
you know, i gotta say if jack had conducted himself the way he did this game head interview he would have done a lot better for himself but instead of this kind of conduct he ran around acting like an ass.

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/28493.html?pl=game
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 19:05
TrailerParkJesus
Celebrate good times come on.
xyzzy929's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 19:17
xyzzy929
[img]tp://media.photobucket.com/image/clapping/goalsetterpk/clapping.gif?o=20[/img]
FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
xyzzy929's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 19:18
xyzzy929
FUCK!!
atastysammich's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 19:41
atastysammich
YEAH!!
4knuckleshuffle's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 19:51
4knuckleshuffle
You disgust me. You're all celebrating this poor man's loss of career? I'm leaving /end sarcasm

YAY!
grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 19:57
grafkhun
Although I'm pleased he's gone, a part of me is going to miss him. Who will us gamers universally loathe now? When will the next ridiculous FOX feature about a game stir us up? What of Jack himself? oh sure I don't like the guy, but I wouldn't want anything to happen to him (I mean I won't celebrate if he gets in a car accident or something, unlike some gamers).

Jack himself seems to of changed. Remember that silly picture of himself making fun of hurricanes or something, when he was holding onto a telephone pole? He seems tired of all the hate he's getting, from his lawyer peers, clientel, employeers and above all else, us gamers. I've seen some truely obliterating comments about Jack, these slices of prose would hurt anyone. Well, Jack, it was a good fight, come back and watch the finals eh?
megatron0016's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 20:49
megatron0016
if you want the next person to loathe you can look to Leeland Yee.
subwayslasher's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 21:13
subwayslasher
hooray!
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 21:32
ace of knaves
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODFUCK. Wow. Just...just wow. Such a wave of emotions sweeping over me. Goodbye Jack, or, at least, professional career of Jack. Just let me say I'm not 100% thrilled, I mean we had a lot of fun with this guy. Till another day then, Mr. Thompson.
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 21:39
CelicaCrazed
Jack, if only you were on our side. If only...
thisissami's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 21:41
thisissami
@wookie

i love that picture
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 21:46
Eschatos
Thus passes a worthy enemy. Now what?
Tet's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 22:43
Tet
Best... gif... ever
The-Excel's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 00:57
The-Excel
@Sharpless:
That's exactly what I was going to say.
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 04:26
TheToiletDuck
Jackie "You're done!"
Demtor's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 07:58
Demtor
Glad to hear it. This man is anything but professional in his conduct.

Calling it now tho, he writes a book to set the record straight... which is just more lies and ignorance that will be sold to like minded idiots.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 08:23
Mxyzptlk
I'm honestly amazed it's taken this long.
welkstar's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 10:40
welkstar
*GLEE!
MisterMingo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 12:53
MisterMingo
Well Jack old bean, maybe if you hadn't acted like such an immature spoiled child having temper tantrums for not getting your way, maybe judges would have taken you seriously.

Oh well, can't wait for Fox "News" to have you back on as an "expert".
Wack's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 18:35
Wack
Irony is that he won't be able to find anyone willing to advocate for him because he burned all of his bridges.
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 23:12
Im OK
This is so incredibly far beyond long overdue.

Glad the asshat is finally starting to get his just deserts.
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