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The one thing I took away from this NXE introduction video was just how colorful it is. When you consider that this is a system which has Halo and Gears of War as its premier franchises, I feel this to be a misleading representation of the Xbox experience, new or otherwise. Still, that's what NXE is all about, I think ... misleading people.

Anyway, this is the first thing you will see upon booting up the New Xbox Experience ... the first thing that doesn't involve three red lights, anyway. As you can see, it promotes everything that the Xbox 360 is known for -- racing cars, big trees and music that sounds like it's a few notes away from being the Jurassic Park theme.

I can't help but feel that Microsoft is playing to an audience that doesn't exist. It would be like if the writers of Married With Children and Frasier swapped places for a day. The 360 install base is not the right audience for the vibe that MS is trying to give off. I understand that Microsoft wants to coax new people, but those new people have to be there already to see the NXE in the first place, don't they?

Who knows? Perhaps Microsoft's marketing campaign will pay off and we'll suddenly see an influx of trendy Apple fans who will buy into The 'Soft's new "casual" gimmick. Personally, if I were MS, I'd be concentrating on keeping the market I already have before worrying about other people's.








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Danzflor's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 23:43
Danzflor
Ahh My Eyes... Geez!

Well, it looks nice, but i haven't the sick i felt watching the Sonic Unleashed videos.

And we don't want another Casual company here, im fine waggling mi controls
Ghil's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 23:43
Ghil
Viva Pinata and The Sims just had a bastard child. whew.
Loogibot's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 23:50
Loogibot
I believe it is perfectly legal to refer to trendy Apple fans as vermin. Also, this video is missing too many variations of grey and brown for me to believe its from the 360 family. Misleading indeed.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 23:51
Aaron Mxy Yost
ZOMG MORE ANTI-360 BIAS FROM JIM STERLING!!1!
seltzermx's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 23:54
seltzermx
Married With Children FTW!!
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 23:58
garison
Spoiler alert on NXE! I never know that this was going to be the intro video!

Now the whole surprise will be ruined.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 00:02
Neonie
I laughed more then any normal person should have at the title of this blog.
robotbebop's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 00:11
robotbebop
Personally, if I were MS, I'd be concentrating on keeping the market I already have before worrying about other people's. <- Then one remembers how classically bad MS is at marketing and branding in general, and that their xbox division is basically the exception to that rule.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 00:32
BluDesign
Eh, explosions and gray are out in the marketing companies.

Swoopy lines and white/pastels/neons are back!

Take note.
dgschrei's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 00:38
dgschrei
Someone has a little sand in his vagina. Seriously how can someone be pissed because the Intro video, which you only have to watch the first time you boot up NXE is colourfull.(I spelled it with a "u" to calm you down. I think it's pretty and everything that get's at least some vibrant colours on my 360 is dearly welcomed.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 00:42
Bob Muir
It totally worked, this Apple fan has bought a 360! Of course, I bought it last fall, so this is still totally unnecessary in my opinion.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 00:49
atheistium
Banjo has more colours than this.

GOD JIM YOUR SUCH A LIER
TheCleaningGuy's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 00:58
TheCleaningGuy
I was about to say: "Halo 3's pretty colorful, actually."
But then the video burned out my retinas.
AClockWorkMelon's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 01:01
AClockWorkMelon
Jim, Microsoft may be barking up the wrong tree as they attempt to go casual- but I didn't see anything wrong with the video. =P It doesn't scream casual or any of that to me. It's just a cool little intro video. Nothing more.

Moar news plz?
Cube's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 01:18
Cube
The funny thing abuot people who use macs.


there all buying over priced under powered PC's that run the same OS that can run on any PC that runs microsft windows and can from the same machine change at will be they don't have a clue that all there bitching about how macs and apple are better is ass pointless.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjDjR6QJ4nY


I hate mac and even on i got apple crap installed on my PC with linux for the lame people who give me mac files.



SO ya apple fans will be anything since they don't got a clue what the hell is going on.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 01:19
ArrestedDeveloper
Jim, your avatar can wear a monocle!
Cube's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 01:23
Cube
and so I do not forget to say it.

Apple fans are not "trendy" there like cluless super models who will follow anythng like a starving lemming kinda like the new chick playing lara croft.


http://www.destructoid.com/lara-croft-model-not-familiar-with-indiana-jones-or-the-holy-grail-110571.phtml


This will easy prey for microsoft.
j00zt1n's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 01:29
j00zt1n
Wait, is this going to play every time you turn on your 360?
thebza's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 01:43
thebza
god dude what is wrong with you, step away from the dark side, don't let the hatred flow through you... so much negativity.
skankerzero's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 01:55
skankerzero
I like it!

just don't know about it playing EVERYTIME I boot up. But still, i like it. It's going to look great on my screen.
xSledgewick's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 02:01
xSledgewick
@CleaningGuy: Agreed.

I really don't see how Halo is dank and colorless... Halo 3 especially was pretty colorful and vivid.
Stahlbrand's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 03:43
Stahlbrand
I disagree, I think this is a strong evil move from a self-interested money-hungry company. With their high install base and history they already have a giant chunk of the dependable hardcore audience, a chunk that is growing as more people warm to the price cuts.

Between the pricing and established positioning, MS has got a solid leg up on Sony in the non-Asian markets. This NXE business neither cuts into nor helps that situation.

This is a shameless attempt to poach potential Nintendo customers. Nintendo has made buckets of cash from these first-time purchasers and casual gamers because of their own blatant appeal to that market and pricing. Now that MS can compete in pricing, if they can dupe first timers and casual gamers into thinking its the same either way - well all of Reggie's "We won't meet demands this year either" posturing really works against them.

Before, if a Wii-likely customer couldn't get a Wii, they probably didn't want to pay almost twice as much for a big scary hardcore console, so it worked in Nintendo's favour. Now, if MS's gambit works, those Wii-likely customers who can't just walk into WalMart and buy a Wii off the shelf are going to settle for the only-slightly more expensive, and no-longer as threatening Xbox, rather than get on some waiting list for a Wii.

I don't think they'll hurt Nintendo badly, but they will poach a whole-buncha potential sales lost due to Wii-demand outstripping Wii-supply. The Xbox has been eating Sony's North American breakfast for a while now, and if they can steal food off Nintendo's table, they're going to see a very positive return on this stunt.
Stahlbrand's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 03:55
Stahlbrand
TLDR above: MS is probably full of win with this deceptive NXE BS. I think its a strong move that will allow them to make new sales out of would-be Wii consumers, which will mark the first time they've competed with the Wii for the casual/noob market. If it works, MS could be the story of this holiday season, if it fails MS stands to lose little - its not like hardcore gamers don't know what the 360 is about either way.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 05:35
Jim Sterling
"I'm not some tard"

You constantly present evidence to the contrary.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 05:38
Jim Sterling
"Seriously how can someone be pissed because the Intro video, "

I'm pissed?

Reaprar's comment nails it. I think some of you are reading why too much into things so you can have a bit of a "rabble rabble"
Projectexodus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 05:50
Projectexodus
It looks pretty! But am I forced to watch through this every time I boot up my 360?
Static Jak's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 05:53
Static Jak
Pretty.
Wait a sec. Halo doesn't have colour? You can be a pink and yellow spartan in a giant purple tank that shoots glowing blue bursts of plasma. How's that not colourful?

Gears I can understand though. Basically just shades of brown, green, gray and a little bit of red. Okay a lot of red.
edgeofblade's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 06:11
edgeofblade
Edge's Theory of Misplaced Videos: A group of interns got their limelight.

Honestly, we are reading WAY too much into this.
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 06:20
Mushman
That's by far the best title I have ever here on Dtoid.

Sir Jim Sterling, I take my hat off to you.

:)
Brandon Undead's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 06:32
Brandon Undead
NXE is totallly awesome, aside from the fact that I think it started crashing Fable 2 until I installed to the hdd. This video represents nothing particularly nefarious to me, I think it's just there to grab your attention the first time you boot NXE, so you think "Woooow!" on your first impression. It's just fireworks, man.
sickNasty's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 06:43
sickNasty
I don't know, Jim. This video is not at all a departure from the way Microsoft has been marketing the 360 since day one.

They have always gone for the 'hip''Apple-y' vibe with marketing for the 360. Doesn't anyone remember the viral stuff they did and launching the damn system on MTV? J. Allard in a damn sport coat and hoodie? Not too mention all that B.S. about the machine' appearance being designed to evoke an 'inhale'

And can we please end the lame 'games have no color' jokes? It's tired and not funny, and it's not really true. The only Xbox exclusive games that are truly dreary are Gears 1 & 2. And let's not forget all the racing and Rare games that have come out for the 360.
sickNasty's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 06:46
sickNasty
hit add too soon on my comment. Anyway, it's just a corny video. It's nothing earth shattering or completely crazy. There is no need for the half-brained overanalysis.
atastysammich's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 06:55
atastysammich
How dare you even come up with the very idea that they do something like that to Frasier. I don't care that the series ended almost five years ago.
zombiekiller13's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 07:27
zombiekiller13
I saw it, thought "oh, neat", and then moved on to make an avatar and install a game.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 07:31
GuitarAtomik
By the way people, everyone who signed up to get the NXE early should have access to it RIGHT now. Don't wait for an e-mail.
Morrius's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 08:00
Morrius
I'd say 'everyone' exists as a market.
Gott's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 08:17
Gott
Sterling a moron as usual. Guitar hero, Lips, viva pinata, in the movies, scene it...plus many many more casual games are for the 360.

Get a clue Sterling
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 08:51
Jim Sterling
Emotions. They are on the Internet.
kevkevblazini's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 09:14
kevkevblazini
I hope I ain't gotta watch that shit every time I cut the 360 on. I mean it's not that the video's bad, I'm just not keen on the idea of having to wait nearly a minute every time.
akathatoneguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 09:37
akathatoneguy
Quit it, guys! Sterling can criticize whatever he wants, however he wants, but if you criticize his opinions you're EMOTIONAL~~!!!!!11

@ Jim- Come on, now. We've taken the "gray Gears" stuff a bit too far. There are plenty of colorful games on the 360. And does anyone really think they're not going to "keep" their current market because they added a new dashboard and avatars? Yeah, I know TONS of people who will sell their 360s and stop playing Halo 3, GoW or any other less colorful games because of the bright and sunny avatars and interface.

I mean, come on now. Sure, most of the people criticizing the article tend to do so in a very immature way that makes it easy for you to dismiss them with a sarcastic remark, but there is a point to all this, which is essentially that you are really starting to reach with these posts.
Mr B Natural's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 10:10
Mr B Natural
isn't halo a pretty colorful game?

The Xbox Software line-up and hardware doesn't have a "color scheme." Why did you post this thread? A. Nobody cares. B. Its not even accurate.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 10:10
Jim Sterling
"Quit it, guys! Sterling can criticize whatever he wants, however he wants, but if you criticize his opinions you're EMOTIONAL~~!!!!!11 "

Do you know the difference between criticisms and insults? Evidently not.

So I continue. Emotions, the Internet has them.
gamesronlygames's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 10:42
gamesronlygames
Let us not think for a moment complexity must nullify. Can a man like more than one color, or taste, or smell? Can a company seek to broaden it's demographic and still retain it's essence? Sure they can. Until we see MS and it's partners abandoning the genres that put them on the map lets not get all doomsday. It is only good business to reach more markets. There have always been flatearthers in every field who abhor change. I still know people who think gaming sucks now that its 3d. MS's core essence is the mature gamer. They will never abandon that as long as there is demand. They are wise to branch out a bit and bring more quality to the casual. And color can be a good thing too as shocking and revolutinary as that may sound.
rbrooks's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 11:17
rbrooks
I'm not gonna lie. I love this trailer...it reminds me a bit of the ps3 commercials where the ps3 is constantly morphing and shit...but in this case i think it works. PLus this will look spectabular in 1080p.
The White Light's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 11:22
The White Light
As some other people have said, Halo 3 is actually one of the most colorful shooters out there.
akathatoneguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 13:05
akathatoneguy
Oh, I do, as I illustrated in the rest of my comment. I conceded the point that many of the youngins here that are taking issue with you are doing so with insults. There are also people on this thread of comments who have disagreed with the borderline-trolling you've done here (and even on other stories), and they always go ignored so that you can respond to the personal attacks with little one-liners.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2008 17:02
Darren Nakamura
Since when does a console dashboard need a kickass intro sequence anyway? This only plays once, right?
el_chack's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2008 09:32
el_chack
Wait, is that what I'm going to see everytime I turn on my Xbox? If it is, it sucks.
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