The Internet is built on three principles: the pursuit of profit, the pursuit of humor and above all, the pursuit of naked chicks with awesome racks. With that in mind, I bring you the above footage from the upcoming Xbox 360 title Conan.
What the clip lacks in driving one's enemies before you or the lamentations of their women, it more than makes up for in sheer mammarian volume. While the ladies seem to have an intense disdain for Earth's physics, you can not fault their absolute commitment to their appointed roles: that of naked eye candy useful only for furthering the adolescent stereotype that women are objects only valued for their reproductive bits and the occasional baking session.
While this game might not add any fuel to the "games as art" debate, it certainly puts a sizable dent in virtual suffrage; but as I've always said, what sort of man wants to see women suffer?
I played in High Def, always do. Haha, I love how the last girl stands up... it seemed so natural. I want to punch the makers of this game in the throat.
Nex, you reminded me of that really old Man Show episode where they got a bunch of women to chant "Stop Women's Suffrage!" in the middle of a crowd. Good times.
Well, I think they're going for the "sex sales" approach because that game demo was horrible. Still, what a pathetic day and age when people want more of virtual bewbs.
Man, that was some awful voice acting on part of the second chick. Whiny and nasal, nothing at all like you'd expect in a medieval barbarian world's hot babe in need of rescue. :( I want sultry, dammit!
Oh, and tits are great. WE should have more games with them, even if they serve no purpose. We should have more games willing to say dirty words, too. I'm tired of the self-censorship in games. It does nothing but perpetuate stereotypes of the medium.
Too bad you can't do anything with them, even if they want to repay you. And if you move offscreen and go back, they have disappeared. Worst God of War clone ever.
Seriously, though, I really want this game. Mindless mayhem and nekkid ladies. Sounds like a perfect "put your brain on cruise control and enjoy the ride" title. And yeah, I played the demo. Twice. Lolz.
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9:49 AM on 10.25.2007
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What was once called ancient Cimmeria is now known simply as Long Island.
Seriously, though, I really want this game. Mindless mayhem and nekkid ladies. Sounds like a perfect "put your brain on cruise control and enjoy the ride" title. And yeah, I played the demo. Twice. Lolz.
"...intense disdain for Earth's physics."
Err, no.
The one liners after you save the maidens are the greatest.
gore, AND boobs? how can we lose?
Exhibit A
<img src="http://www.geocities.com/necrovelveteyez/conan_devs.jpg">
]It's clear to see that the developers who animated these ladies were actually more fond of the back than the font. I present to you
Exhibit A
[img] src="http://www.geocities.com/necrovelveteyez/conan_devs.jpg"[/img]