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The Internet is built on three principles: the pursuit of profit, the pursuit of humor and above all, the pursuit of naked chicks with awesome racks. With that in mind, I bring you the above footage from the upcoming Xbox 360 title Conan.
What the clip lacks in driving one's enemies before you or the lamentations of their women, it more than makes up for in sheer mammarian volume. While the ladies seem to have an intense disdain for Earth's physics, you can not fault their absolute commitment to their appointed roles: that of naked eye candy useful only for furthering the adolescent stereotype that women are objects only valued for their reproductive bits and the occasional baking session.
While this game might not add any fuel to the "games as art" debate, it certainly puts a sizable dent in virtual suffrage; but as I've always said, what sort of man wants to see women suffer?
I played in High Def, always do. Haha, I love how the last girl stands up... it seemed so natural. I want to punch the makers of this game in the throat.
Nex, you reminded me of that really old Man Show episode where they got a bunch of women to chant "Stop Women's Suffrage!" in the middle of a crowd. Good times.
Well, I think they're going for the "sex sales" approach because that game demo was horrible. Still, what a pathetic day and age when people want more of virtual bewbs.
Man, that was some awful voice acting on part of the second chick. Whiny and nasal, nothing at all like you'd expect in a medieval barbarian world's hot babe in need of rescue. :( I want sultry, dammit!
Oh, and tits are great. WE should have more games with them, even if they serve no purpose. We should have more games willing to say dirty words, too. I'm tired of the self-censorship in games. It does nothing but perpetuate stereotypes of the medium.
Too bad you can't do anything with them, even if they want to repay you. And if you move offscreen and go back, they have disappeared. Worst God of War clone ever.
Seriously, though, I really want this game. Mindless mayhem and nekkid ladies. Sounds like a perfect "put your brain on cruise control and enjoy the ride" title. And yeah, I played the demo. Twice. Lolz.
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didn't play in HD
I played in High Def, always do. Haha, I love how the last girl stands up... it seemed so natural. I want to punch the makers of this game in the throat.
Conan has moved up in priority! LOL!
Nex, you reminded me of that really old Man Show episode where they got a bunch of women to chant "Stop Women's Suffrage!" in the middle of a crowd. Good times.
Awesomesauce.
O wow bewbs
We definitely need more games with virtual TNA. Also, Conan is the shit.
I didn't like the demo for this game at all. It's worse then Dragonblade.... I mean, seriously.
I feel the developers missed a trick. They should give Conan some cheesy Arnie like one liners. If you're gonna silly DO SILLY
Well, I think they're going for the "sex sales" approach because that game demo was horrible. Still, what a pathetic day and age when people want more of virtual bewbs.
They should be bigger. :)
In their defense though, Conan wouldn't really be Conan without nudity and the exploitation of women.
.....what the hell was that?
Who knew the women of yore had NY accents?
Man, that was some awful voice acting on part of the second chick. Whiny and nasal, nothing at all like you'd expect in a medieval barbarian world's hot babe in need of rescue. :( I want sultry, dammit!
Oh, and tits are great. WE should have more games with them, even if they serve no purpose. We should have more games willing to say dirty words, too. I'm tired of the self-censorship in games. It does nothing but perpetuate stereotypes of the medium.
It may play like God of War's red-headed stepchild, but it certainly ups the boobie quotient a bit.
@ Mad Cow
What was once called ancient Cimmeria is now known simply as Long Island.
I WANT THAT SONG
The music is gold.
Too bad you can't do anything with them, even if they want to repay you. And if you move offscreen and go back, they have disappeared. Worst God of War clone ever.
Tits!
I wonder if the devs put in that "Alright!" thing at the end. lol
I hope that music plays everytime.
Seriously, though, I really want this game. Mindless mayhem and nekkid ladies. Sounds like a perfect "put your brain on cruise control and enjoy the ride" title. And yeah, I played the demo. Twice. Lolz.
love the music
This shameless ploy to play on my natural manly horniness is insulting! Oh look big boobies! *Humps screen
-_- they are just data in a computer. good looking data that many will hump too....but just data.
So I take it that the full game is better than the demo that frustrated me so?
Those breasts aren't even particularly large...
"...intense disdain for Earth's physics."
Err, no.
It's only really about Conan if he goes back through and rapes them all.
I got the full game the other day and its 10 times better than the demo. You don't get a taste of the boss fights or boobies in the demo.
The one liners after you save the maidens are the greatest.
Last time I witness such behavior was back in 99 when the dud-hit Blasto was Released to Playstation.
that game is gonna be so terrible and so amazing at the same time.
gore, AND boobs? how can we lose?
It's clear to see that the developers who animated these ladies were actually more fond of the back than the font. I present to you
Exhibit A
<img src="http://www.geocities.com/necrovelveteyez/conan_devs.jpg">
[oops - sorry for the lack of proper BB code
]It's clear to see that the developers who animated these ladies were actually more fond of the back than the font. I present to you
Exhibit A
[img] src="http://www.geocities.com/necrovelveteyez/conan_devs.jpg"[/img]
Hail,Saint Conan,patron saint of the liberation of strippers!Fun game,the nudity was unnecessary.
glowing crotch power 4 teh win!
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