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NSFW: God of War: Chains of Olympus sex minigame


3:19 PM on 02.13.2008



Warning: There are boobies in this video. If you're under 18, don't want to get fired or don't want your mother catching you looking at PSP quality nipples, then don't watch this right now.

Now then, here is the sex minigame for God of War: Chains of Olympus. You just know they were going to include this. I mean, what's a God of War game without a sex minigame? Granted, it's not as hot as the God of War II sex minigame. 

This just made me realize something: The sex minigame in God of War III for the PS3 is going to rock! GoW III is finally going to make good use of the Blu-rays. 






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Fuzzy
I'm boycotting God of War sex minigames until they include the greatest weapon in mythology: The Donkey Punch. I would settle for a Cleveland Steamer option.
Novakaine
And people say Nintendo games are immature. =p
MechaMonkey
God of War: Schlong of Olympus
007
*squirt*
DrNutt
Hamza's stories are always the sexiest.
MaxVest
The downside to these sex mini-games is that I keep failing out of actual sex if I'm not holding a controller.
Barcode
If only there were cheat codes to jump to sex.
Clockwork
I'm reacting in all sorts of forbidden ways.
Fuzzy
@Barcode
They're called "rufees"
F Whipple
Alert Fox news!!
Barcode
@Fuzzy

Hahah. Ok, legal cheat codes to sex.
Jim
What will FauxNews report on this?
ZeroTolo
At least it's the most realistic sounding of all the ones we've gotten.
mistic
awesome, just like in God Of War 1 :-)
Barcode
@Jim

"I hear that there is a sex minigame in God of War. I haven't been able to look at it yet, but..."

Three days later.

"Sorry about the God of War sex minigame rant a few days ago. Scenes on lost have more sexual content than God of War"


I'd assume a repeat about Mass Effect.
Sharpless
Service her? Aye, and gladly.
Chocobo Knight
I see what you did there, Sharpless.
Justice
Heck it's JET SEX RADIO!
BluDesign
@barcode

Legal cheat code to sex:



Or if that fails...



Also, Hamza

Some of us are already using Blu Rays for their intended NSFW purpose.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/ajservo1/DSC07410.jpg
Cheeburga
Giggity, Giggity, Goo.
Maurice Tan
For the portable penis?
Eschatos
I love the "jizz" stained candle.
Samit Sarkar
Indeed, it wouldn’t be a God of War game without a sex minigame. Classic.
jackdoe
Lol. The GoW III sex mini game will probably push the rating of the game to AO and will have to be cut. Look at all the outcry about Mass Effect.
BlackSunEmpire
Needs more blue aliens, I want to be able to design my character to look however I want and do whatever I want for a sex minigame.

Now where can I get a game that encompasses all of this at once??
DrNutt
@blacksunempire: Don't forget the rape button, you need to be able to mash on the rape button to win points.
Bob Muir
Very nice. Can't wait to see people get outraged seeing someone play this on the bus.
Paustinj
Someone has got to play this in the middle of class. XD
BlackSunEmpire
@DrNutt

Maybe we could Koei in on the action, make it a raping button masher.
Paustinj
<i>Maybe we could Koei in on the action, make it a raping button masher.</i>

........You are a god
Corak
Classic GOW right there. The game wouldn't be the same without a scene like this in it.
Jetsetlemming
Loved the detail in the rocking candle. Truly high def.
SuperDave
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAahhhh

Going to have a cigarette now.
Teta
Good idea: Press X to have sex.
DGX Goggles
DO WANT.
Darren Nakamura
Somebody alert Fox News. It's Debbie Does Dallas meets... The Iliad?
sushi111
God of War constantly has the balls to be serious and fucking awesome at the same time

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