Warning: There are boobies in this video. If you're under 18, don't want to get fired or don't want your mother catching you looking at PSP quality nipples, then don't watch this right now.
Now then, here is the sex minigame for God of War: Chains of Olympus. You just know they were going to include this. I mean, what's a God of War game without a sex minigame? Granted, it's not as hot as the God of War II sex minigame.
This just made me realize something: The sex minigame in God of War III for the PS3 is going to rock! GoW III is finally going to make good use of the Blu-rays.
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I'm boycotting God of War sex minigames until they include the greatest weapon in mythology: The Donkey Punch. I would settle for a Cleveland Steamer option.
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3:19 PM on 02.13.2008
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They're called "rufees"
Hahah. Ok, legal cheat codes to sex.
"I hear that there is a sex minigame in God of War. I haven't been able to look at it yet, but..."
Three days later.
"Sorry about the God of War sex minigame rant a few days ago. Scenes on lost have more sexual content than God of War"
I'd assume a repeat about Mass Effect.
Legal cheat code to sex:
Or if that fails...
Also, Hamza
Some of us are already using Blu Rays for their intended NSFW purpose.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/ajservo1/DSC07410.jpg
Now where can I get a game that encompasses all of this at once??
Maybe we could Koei in on the action, make it a raping button masher.
........You are a god
Going to have a cigarette now.