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Despite amazing gameplay, graphics, and story, one of the most remembered scenes in the first God of War game was the infamous sex minigame. The goal was simple: Make the proclaimed protagonist complete his off-screen climax by hitting the correct sequence of buttons. Well here's another one in God of War 2 that's even better than the first scene.

I won't ruin the surprise, but it's much more wet than the other one. I predict STDs play a vital role in the upcoming sequel, perhaps the Blades of Chaos will be replaced with the Blades of Chlamydia. Play it yourself when God of War 2 comes out on in stores on March 13 for the PlayStation 2.


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Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar
Hamza CTZ Aziz at 02/12/2007 21:28
bow chicka bow wow
christpunchermpls's Avatar
christpunchermpls at 02/12/2007 21:35
nice
FatBologna's Avatar
FatBologna at 02/12/2007 21:37
That is Fucking Awesome! Funniest shit I've seen all day!
Aetsen's Avatar
Aetsen at 02/12/2007 21:39
That was hilarious! It made me giggle like a little kid that heard the word "poop".
bigpixels's Avatar
bigpixels at 02/12/2007 21:40
Kratos has a high red count.
Mrs_Violence's Avatar
Mrs_Violence at 02/12/2007 21:41
omfg..lmfao! that was hiiiiiiiilarious!
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bluexy at 02/12/2007 21:44
I'm glad to see the developers have kept their priorities from GoW1 to GoW2.

BOI-OI-OING!
Matthew Mac's Avatar
Matthew Mac at 02/12/2007 21:52
Those boobs are SOOOOO fake!

But seriously, stuff like this annoys me. I'm not sure I understand the need for other guys to get all horny and worked up while playing as Kratos. I play action games for action, not for some stupid incredibly soft core interactive 'porn.' It has no relevance to gameplay, and isn't funny or entertaining in the least.

But thats just me, and since many people here are horny guys, I guess I'll get flamed. But whatever.
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar
ZekeThePlumber at 02/12/2007 22:03
Feh, screw sex mini-games. I want a sex boss fight!
zaqu's Avatar
zaqu at 02/12/2007 22:06
rape medusa
momiji58's Avatar
momiji58 at 02/12/2007 22:08
Praise the gods!!! LOL
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glg20decoy at 02/12/2007 22:19
Bloody Awesome!!!
Zaron's Avatar
Zaron at 02/12/2007 22:27
Money shot!
Zulmericron_X's Avatar
Zulmericron_X at 02/12/2007 22:29
Care to go under/over on when little Johnny's parents find him playing a "sex simualtor" and go all JT on Sony?

I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination, but where does an M rating stop and an AO rating begin? Viewable penetration?
Iron Gamer's Avatar
Iron Gamer at 02/12/2007 22:33
GOW= God of Women?
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splam at 02/12/2007 22:39
I don't get how this can annoy someone, you're not forced to do it.
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar
ZekeThePlumber at 02/12/2007 22:53
The difference between M and AO is that to get the AO rating you need to search through lines of code to find an exception to the given rating, and then you hire an anal retentive lawyer to do your dirty work thusly giving birth to the both magical and awe-inspiring rating that is Adults Only. Adults Only is a rating that is cleverly spelled out in the most literally way possible and then ingeniously turned into an acronym, doing away with the highly unnecessary "dults nly" so retailers may take the pleasure of explaining to Air-head McSoccermom that it is indeed for mature audiences, despite the fact that she'll buy it so she won't have to listen her precious hell-spawn throw a tantrum over it.

As far as I'm concerned M and AO have no discernible differences. Its all just a ruse to please people who could completely avoid the issue had they just had the neural functions read the box before buying.
Aetsen's Avatar
Aetsen at 02/12/2007 22:56
I agree Zeke, it's basically like the difference between an R rating and NC-17 rating. If it's AO or NC-17 Wal-Mart won't sell it.
Pepillou2's Avatar
Pepillou2 at 02/12/2007 22:58
Boobies rule.

Only I and Buddha knew that, but we wanted to share the secret.
Pepillou2's Avatar
Pepillou2 at 02/12/2007 23:01
Sorry, sorry...
--Buddha and I--
My bad.
FatBologna's Avatar
FatBologna at 02/12/2007 23:17
Matthew Mac and Zulmericron_X,

This doesn't really seem all that exploitative for what it is. It's some boobs and then it pans away to the most generic use for a peeing cherub (see the masterpiece that is Austin Powers or any other dumbass "comedy"). I don't think any mature adult male is gonna rub one off to this amateurish level of "Tittilation"(well...mature has to mean a LOT in this case).

Beyond that, you guys are the types that the ESRB or MPAA hire to voice their opinions of "right" and "wrong" and whether it's suitable for my or anyone else's consumption. 17+ is on the box, and any 17 year old who can't handle some pixeltits needs to take a fuckin' sex ed course and grow the fuck up!
FatBologna's Avatar
FatBologna at 02/12/2007 23:18
NEO!! HOW DARE YOU!!...you've bested my avatar...I concede defeat...
UnknownHeadFeelings's Avatar
UnknownHeadFeelings at 02/12/2007 23:25
Damn right Zeke. This is why I'm glad I never worked game retail. People don't take responsibility for their actions and stupid decisions, and the M/AO rating difference is close to pointless. I still can't believe a mod like "Hot Coffee" was able to get a game reclassified as AO.

And splam said it perfectly. If you don't like it, don't play it. If you like the action, but can do without the sex, just avoid the sex.

Now, if only there were laws that said if you chose to watch it, or chose not to research the content, then someone smart enough should keep them from talking to crazies like Jack T or must outraged parents' groups.
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FoD at 02/12/2007 23:27
GAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!! That was great!
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FoD at 02/12/2007 23:29
I can't believe I just saw that! HAHA!
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synce at 02/12/2007 23:37
Tasteless
fromagex's Avatar
fromagex at 02/12/2007 23:38
ugh. whats gonna be the point of playing this game if we keep getting videos!! growl. im not watching.
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar
ZekeThePlumber at 02/12/2007 23:56
Ha, the first thing I thought of when I saw FatBologna's avatar was HamVagina and his avatar. I feel so dirty...
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Milofo at 02/13/2007 01:22
I think that if someone really wanted to look at porn, the internet is a lot easier place to find it then in a game. Yet I doubt anyone will try banning the internet. The only thing missing from the video is porn music playing in the background.
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ManSpirit at 02/13/2007 01:31
There's nothing more pathetic and nerdier than pixel pussy.
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Hannah at 02/13/2007 02:18
Needs more breast physics. Even a little jiggle here and there would be nice... those boobs look like they've solidified or something.
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bleep at 02/13/2007 03:13
I can't wait for those Dildonics!
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Lanae at 02/13/2007 03:17
I don't think guys play this game to see digital boobies. There's other games for that! Plus you don't even get to take their clothes off! I think its amusing, eh.
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Mxyzptlk at 02/13/2007 07:22
So Kratos lasts a whole 30 seconds? Way to go stud. The ladies didn't seem too disappointed though. Of course, if I were getting banged by a sociopath known for killing women and children indiscriminately, I'd probably fake an O too.
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Mxyzptlk at 02/13/2007 08:17
@brandan:

Close, he's a DC character (one of Superman's villians) named Mr. Mxyzptlk. Since people ask me about three times a week, you pronounce it "Miks-yez-pit-lik". Basically he's a sorcerer from another dimension that happens to be a complete dick.

Don't know the source of the original artwork (I know it's not the original DC trading card series, since I have a complete set of that), but it's a slightly cropped version of this:



Fun Fact nobody but me cares about: Mxyzptlk has been portrayed by Frank Welker and Gilbert Gottfried in animated form, and Michael J. Pollard, Howie Mandel, and Trent Ford in live-action.
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Zulmericron_X at 02/13/2007 08:50
Oh, I don't want anyone to get me wrong, I was just provoking discussion on AO and M.

I love tits just as much as anyone else and am psyched to see that gamers can finally receive content that matches their age. I say kudos to GoW for even doing it. So please, don't mistake me for an ESRB troll or a religious right nut job.

I'm all games...
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Snaileb at 02/13/2007 08:55
Howie Mandel as another dimensional wizard? Sold!!
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Samit Sarkar at 02/13/2007 09:02
Can this game get any more awesome?
FatBologna's Avatar
FatBologna at 02/13/2007 09:54
THEN IT'S AGREED!! WE ALL LOVE BOOOOBBBIIIIIIEEEESSSSSAH!!
Zulmericron_X's Avatar
Zulmericron_X at 02/13/2007 10:40
Awesome FatBologna. You sounded just like my old college roommate on a bender.
Zulmericron_X's Avatar
Zulmericron_X at 02/13/2007 10:41
But one thing... does this mean that we have to hear David Jaffe masturbate over himself yet again? We get it Dave... you're a visionary.
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Robert at 02/13/2007 13:28
It's awesome just because the concept. Not that we're all horny teens, but right after you rip skeletons apart, cleave some guys, impale a hydra's face on a ship, kill an innocent sailor, and then declare your quest against the God of War, you top it all off by porking some random hos. If that's not manly and awesome, I don't know what is.
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Grimgnar at 02/13/2007 14:18
Amen, Robert. Amen. All thats left to do is shotgun a 30 case of Ice House, and smoke a whole pack of cigarettes at once, while eating an entire raw cow.
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PITT sauce at 02/13/2007 15:42
I didn't watch the video, but I can imagine how great it is.
Azrael's Avatar
Azrael at 02/13/2007 16:03
Thats olympus official dress code ladies, sorry:

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=146

boobs hehe.
wario67's Avatar
wario67 at 02/13/2007 17:50
this looks ethier early on the game or late in the game
.... ^_^
Vorin's Avatar
Vorin at 02/14/2007 23:27
Boobs, nuff said
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teknohed at 02/24/2007 22:59
Rock hard breast implant style boobs...in ancient greece...o'rly? I wonder who the godess of silicon was?
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Amerz0511 at 03/09/2007 17:14
ha, who knows tecknohed. But i'm sure he was pretty fricken popular among the greek guys.
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ridley80 at 03/20/2007 20:00
hahaha *honk!*
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