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NSFW: God of War 2 sex minigame

 

 

Warning: If you're under 18, live with a domineering mother, or are stuck at work without headphones and don't want to get fired, then bookmark this for later.

Despite amazing gameplay, graphics, and story, one of the most remembered scenes in the first God of War game was the infamous sex minigame. The goal was simple: Make the proclaimed protagonist complete his off-screen climax by hitting the correct sequence of buttons. Well here's another one in God of War 2 that's even better than the first scene.

I won't ruin the surprise, but it's much more wet than the other one. I predict STDs play a vital role in the upcoming sequel, perhaps the Blades of Chaos will be replaced with the Blades of Chlamydia. Play it yourself when God of War 2 comes out on in stores on March 13 for the PlayStation 2.





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NSFW: God of War 2 sex minigame


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Warning: If you're under 18, live with a domineering mother, or are stuck at work without headphones and don't want to get fired, then bookmark this for later.

Despite amazing gameplay, graphics, and story, one of the most remembered scenes in the first God of War game was the infamous sex minigame. The goal was simple: Make the proclaimed protagonist complete his off-screen climax by hitting the correct sequence of buttons. Well here's another one in God of War 2 that's even better than the first scene.

I won't ruin the surprise, but it's much more wet than the other one. I predict STDs play a vital role in the upcoming sequel, perhaps the Blades of Chaos will be replaced with the Blades of Chlamydia. Play it yourself when God of War 2 comes out on in stores on March 13 for the PlayStation 2.






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