But seriously, stuff like this annoys me. I'm not sure I understand the need for other guys to get all horny and worked up while playing as Kratos. I play action games for action, not for some stupid incredibly soft core interactive 'porn.' It has no relevance to gameplay, and isn't funny or entertaining in the least.
But thats just me, and since many people here are horny guys, I guess I'll get flamed. But whatever.
I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination, but where does an M rating stop and an AO rating begin? Viewable penetration?
As far as I'm concerned M and AO have no discernible differences. Its all just a ruse to please people who could completely avoid the issue had they just had the neural functions read the box before buying.
This doesn't really seem all that exploitative for what it is. It's some boobs and then it pans away to the most generic use for a peeing cherub (see the masterpiece that is Austin Powers or any other dumbass "comedy"). I don't think any mature adult male is gonna rub one off to this amateurish level of "Tittilation"(well...mature has to mean a LOT in this case).
Beyond that, you guys are the types that the ESRB or MPAA hire to voice their opinions of "right" and "wrong" and whether it's suitable for my or anyone else's consumption. 17+ is on the box, and any 17 year old who can't handle some pixeltits needs to take a fuckin' sex ed course and grow the fuck up!
And splam said it perfectly. If you don't like it, don't play it. If you like the action, but can do without the sex, just avoid the sex.
Now, if only there were laws that said if you chose to watch it, or chose not to research the content, then someone smart enough should keep them from talking to crazies like Jack T or must outraged parents' groups.
Close, he's a DC character (one of Superman's villians) named Mr. Mxyzptlk. Since people ask me about three times a week, you pronounce it "Miks-yez-pit-lik". Basically he's a sorcerer from another dimension that happens to be a complete dick.
Don't know the source of the original artwork (I know it's not the original DC trading card series, since I have a complete set of that), but it's a slightly cropped version of this:
Fun Fact nobody but me cares about: Mxyzptlk has been portrayed by Frank Welker and Gilbert Gottfried in animated form, and Michael J. Pollard, Howie Mandel, and Trent Ford in live-action.
I love tits just as much as anyone else and am psyched to see that gamers can finally receive content that matches their age. I say kudos to GoW for even doing it. So please, don't mistake me for an ESRB troll or a religious right nut job.
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