Quantcast

Not racist ...

6:00 PM on 03.06.2011   |   Jim Sterling

Not racist ... photo

Pokémon Black and White released today, and you'd be surprised at how many people said they're opting for White. Obviously, this is utterly racist, as I'm sure you've heard 1,000 times on the Internet already today. 

Fortunately, some of us are a bit more socially progressive and are still "down" with the "hoes and tricks." Thank God somebody is providing a positive example in serious videogame journalism.

Did you get your Pokermanz today? Which color did you get?








More gaming stories around the web. Got news? Submit yours to tips@destructoid.com

Jim Sterling serves as reviews editor for Destructoid.com, head of the Podtoid podcast, and produces a number of news stories, original features, one-of-a-kind videos. With his passionate argumentative style, controversial opinions, harsh delivery, and dedication to brutal honesty Sterling is a name that you can't help but recognize. Likes PS2, iPod Touch, Silent Hill 2, Metal Gear Solid, Dynasty Warriors 3 Meet the rest of the team



Post a comment! You can also post a photo below:

Comment with Facebook





Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid





New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

198 comments | showing # 1 to 50
prev
next 50 comments

imnotyourdude's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:01
imnotyourdude
I went with Black too. I'm the most unracist person ever!
TheWretchedCrow's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:03
TheWretchedCrow
Since you get a Black legendary in White... Maybe you're a bigger racist if you buy Black? Or maybe it's not racist to catch white pokémons and put them in small balls and command them to do your bidding. SLAVERY! TEAM PLASMA GO!
AceFlibble's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:03
AceFlibble
OH, SO YOU'RE A RACE TRAITOR THEN.
GoodGuyA's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:03
GoodGuyA
Are you growing you hair Jim?
Nobunaga Oda's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:04
Nobunaga Oda
I'm getting Whtie because it's one of my favorite colors. The Black Legendary Looks better though. So Win Win for me.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:05
Kraid
SUP, MAH NIEGAH!!!!
Kooter McGavin's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:06
Kooter McGavin
I got the white one because UNLIKE the sellout black copy the white one had enough balls to put a black pokemon on the cover. might as well call the black one OREO. RACIST!
Tabarnaco's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:07
Tabarnaco
My Black was shipped from Amazon today so I should get it in a few days, but I still need to finish HeartGold...
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:07
njsykora
I got White, because my friend got Black.
JQM78's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:07
JQM78
neither.....I'd rather have jim sit on my face after a all night mexican food binge......Pokemon has been the same game over and over for the past 15 years.

Plus, Dragon Age 2 is coming out in a few days and I've got plenty of Fight Night Champion stuff to do.
Kittenwithbeer's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:08
Kittenwithbeer
I'm picking up White because the legendary looks cooler.
MeisterLi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:08
MeisterLi
I got mine on Friday. Europe - ha! Aaaand it's a black version. Why? I didn't care, and white happened to be sold out. Oh well. :P
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:09
Monodi
I wan to get White Version.

Yeah fuck you.
vApathyv's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:10
vApathyv
I WAS gonna get Black at first, but some villainous racist scum by the name of Lowtech42 corrupted my mind and subliminally forced me to get the White version. Whatever...AT LEAST WE HAVE THE SOCIAL CORRECTNESS TO PUT A BLACK POKEMON ON THE COVER.
JTHomeslice's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:10
JTHomeslice
Bitches ain't shit
TheLupineOne's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:10
TheLupineOne
I have to say, your drawing of Mr. Destructoid looks a lot like a Helghast.

Hope you find a new Ekans!
Hohojirozame's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:11
Hohojirozame
Black cause it ain't no fun if the homies ain't get none
Bobthecatlol's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:12
Bobthecatlol
This game is totally racist, I started Pokemon Black and some chick offers me some grass pokemon. Really Gamefreak? Im calling up Satoshi Tajiri right now!
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:12
ArrestedDeveloper
You're all reverse racists!
Chongo Power's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:12
Chongo Power
White grease.
ErrolGames's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:13
ErrolGames
You're so silly lol.
TheLupineOne's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:13
TheLupineOne
Oh, and White.
Woopman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:14
Woopman
White. Now I might trade in before people start calling me racist. :O
JK.
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:14
Tarvu
lolheader<3jimbo
The Silent Protagonist's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:15
The Silent Protagonist
Everyone else was getting Black, so I got White.
EdgyDude's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:15
EdgyDude
Sup my nigglers, just came in here to point that you so called "Black" version has a white legendary on the cover, so in reality your just a closeted biggot Jim! and you can't deny it! ZOMG TRUTH UNCOVERED!!!11!one1!uno!!1!ichi

Seriously, since when do we give a crap about idiots? isn't the same than feeding a troll?
CapnCrunk's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:15
CapnCrunk
I would get Black just because I prefer that color, but I'm still undecided. Pokemon seems like the game you need to devote all your free time to get anything out of it.
Mark Griffiths's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:16
Mark Griffiths
I'm ordered Black, because I'm not an absolute racist.
It hasn't arrived yet though. :(
MoeThirteen's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:16
MoeThirteen
Great job on NOT being racist!!!
able to think's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:16
able to think
Well you have to go with black because the Pokemon on the cover is white. I don't want me no black legendary.

Also I don't recall ever actually seeing a black person in the Pokemon games so who's racist now mother fucker.
osifracrat's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:17
osifracrat
Bought Black so I can trade with all the haters.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:18
Jim Sterling
Oh I'll be trading for a black Legendary, that way I'll have a black legendary IN my Pokemon Black to be DOUBLE-NOT-RACIST!

Wait ... black trading? ... uh ...
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:18
ace of knaves
The black legendary is in White and the white legendary is in Black. So no matter what I pick, my game can't be pure. Very upsetting, Nintendo!
low tech's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:19
low tech
@vApathyv
Villainous is such a loaded word. I prefer "persuasive".

Either way, I was sure that everyone would be picking up the Black version because of "white guilt" but I'm glad to see there are some out there sticking to their GUNZ. In all seriousness, being that these are the first games with some pretty significant changes in each other, I'd like to see whether or not one sells better in any major way.
PixelSith64's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:21
PixelSith64
Yeah, way to be anti-racist too, Jim! I got Black.

Although I am picking up White next week... Does that make me neutral?
TheLupineOne's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:21
TheLupineOne
Despite my choosing of White, I have done one thing Sterling would approve of. My Dewott (Samurai Otter!) is named Lu Bu. Or, rather, "Lu Blu".

LU BLU!
TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:22
TheDreadHawk
You black bastard.
Epic-Kx's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:22
Epic-Kx
I GOT BLACK, YO.
Zarwid Thwic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:23
Zarwid Thwic
I'll get White first, but also Black later... if you catch my drift....
Dyo Castro's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:25
Dyo Castro
But I don't get the so called racism. White version nets you the black legendary pokemon and vice versa.

I'm surprised they didn't go with the names Pokemon Dark and Light. I think it has a less racial tone to it that way.
MinusO1's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:25
MinusO1
Once you go black...YA NEVAH GO BACK MOTHAFUCKA!
Dyo Castro's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:25
Dyo Castro
But I don't get the so called racism. White version nets you the black legendary pokemon and vice versa.

I'm surprised they didn't go with the names Pokemon Dark and Light. I think it has a less racial tone to it that way.
wickedsickzombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:26
wickedsickzombie
I got black version, my girlfriend got white version. We have the same views on life....what does it mean??


...well, actually, we both wanted the game and thought it would be weird to get two of the same versions. :P
brutedude's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:27
brutedude
What a minute, you're telling me the white legendary pokemon is the mascot for Black and the black legendary pokemon is the mascot for White. DAMN YOU JAPAN!!!
dtomek's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:27
dtomek
+1 to the dragon age mention. Who gives a fuck about pokemon. (Good game but ain't my shit)
wickedsickzombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:28
wickedsickzombie
@Dyo Castro: because then you'd have religious freaks complaining about this game...even more so
Phoenix Gamma's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:30
Phoenix Gamma
I'm less concerned about you being racist (par for the course) as I'm concerned about you buying another repackaged Pokemon game.
MooseyMcMan's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:32
MooseyMcMan
Why would anyone buy White? They lame-ass wimps or something?

Personally, I'm waiting on Pokemon GunMetal, the only color manlier than black.
TriplZer0's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:33
TriplZer0
I'm not racist because my PS3 and Wii are both black. My 360 is white because I want it to know what it feels like to be the minority.
darkwonders's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/06/2011 18:39
darkwonders
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2011/3/2/

I think Tycho put it perfectly :)
prev next 50 comments

Comment with Facebook





Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid





New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

Comments policy

Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just speak your mind. We respect differing opinions on the site, so have at it. Be smart, funny, insightful, clueless, or cute -- but back it up with substance. Keep your cool, keep it fun. We only ask that you act respectfully and above all: don't be a troll and ruin it for everyone else. Don't bring down gamers or we'll, you know, gently shoot you in the face and stuff you into a flaming mailbox. Each comment is your opportuntity to make this community awesomer. Is that even a word?

Avoiding the banhammer only requires common sense: spamming, trolling, racism, NSFW stuff, and other forms of sucking will not be tolerated. If anyone is griefing please report abuse. Be good. Don't suck!