D3 has released a second trailer of Onechan Bara X: VortexX which features a video montage of all of the half naked cowboy hat strutting action to be found in this game. It's smart of them: the gratuitous shower scene to the bouncy dress-up mode almost distracted me from the otherwise highly repetitive gameplay shown and giant crap textured pizza bosses. What is that giant supposed to look like, a grotesque zombie or a clump of dry leaves?
My favorite part of the video are the forced inclusions of sexyness -- the foot switching runwalk walk of the blonde and the idle jiggle-everything-I-got stance of Cowboy chan. The game looks absolutely awful ... and if it were not for region bullsh*t I'd import it right now. Overnight. Extended version of the shower scene after the jump. As much as I appreciate the character modelling of this game, they're just lesser perverts by comparison. Maybe next time, guys.
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That's always been my problem - I can never effectively combat a zombie horde unless I fight side-by-side with a japanese school girl roommate while wearing my bikini and cowboy hat.
BTW, did I hear that right? The Japanese word for zombie is... zombie? They really do transcend culture and language.
Wow...could this be the bloodiest game in existence? I'm trying to think of other excessively gory games. There's Illbleed for Dreamcast. Others?
By the way, what console is this supposed to be released on? And what's the English translation of the title? I can't seem to make out what it says on the cover at the end. It looks as though it says "Dressed in..." or something...
The game honestly doesn't look all that bad from a gameplay standpoint, assuming that you enjoy hack-n-slash games. And I do.
Hm.
Well, something tells me the artbook for that one will be worth checking out. And I love some mindless violence, Dynasty Warriors was always a good time, and swapping one eyed Chinese Heroes (not a penis joke, I swear) for half naked models can only be a step up.
My only query? Onechan can be a term of endearment for an older female. Also? it means older sister.
Yea.
There's nothing in the video that deserves calling the game names before playing it. Even if it's a jigglefest.
Oh, and...
Zombie
1871, of W. African origin (cf. Kikongo zumbi "fetish;" Kimbundu nzambi "god"), originally the name of a snake god, later with meaning "reanimated corpse" in voodoo cult. But perhaps also from Louisiana creole word meaning "phantom, ghost," from Sp. sombra "shade, ghost." Sense "slow-witted person" is recorded from 1936.
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1:54 PM on 12.13.2006
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Can't go wrong with that combination my friend.
What god did I please!?
Does look like it'd be hella fun if it was 2 hours long and cost a fiver.
Is this game coming to the United States? Just curious.
BTW, did I hear that right? The Japanese word for zombie is... zombie? They really do transcend culture and language.
By the way, what console is this supposed to be released on? And what's the English translation of the title? I can't seem to make out what it says on the cover at the end. It looks as though it says "Dressed in..." or something...
The game honestly doesn't look all that bad from a gameplay standpoint, assuming that you enjoy hack-n-slash games. And I do.
Sorry, it had to be said.
Well, something tells me the artbook for that one will be worth checking out. And I love some mindless violence, Dynasty Warriors was always a good time, and swapping one eyed Chinese Heroes (not a penis joke, I swear) for half naked models can only be a step up.
My only query? Onechan can be a term of endearment for an older female. Also? it means older sister.
Yea.
Oh, and...
Zombie
1871, of W. African origin (cf. Kikongo zumbi "fetish;" Kimbundu nzambi "god"), originally the name of a snake god, later with meaning "reanimated corpse" in voodoo cult. But perhaps also from Louisiana creole word meaning "phantom, ghost," from Sp. sombra "shade, ghost." Sense "slow-witted person" is recorded from 1936.
Girl fighting in bikini w/ edge weapons? Check
Girl fighting in sexy cop uniform w/ guns? Check
Zombies? Check check
Copious amounts of gore? Big check on that one.
It's got all the hallmarks of a terrible zombie slasher. I have two questions? 1) When is it being localized? 2) What console is it for?
that game is like DOXBV2 meets Dead Rising.
Though I too second the notion for a localized version. That gameplay looks like a ton of fun.
it's a game that can't be condensed to a 3 min teaser without repeating itself ;)