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Not as hammy as DOAX2, but close


1:54 PM on 12.13.2006



D3 has released a second trailer of Onechan Bara X: VortexX which features a video montage of all of the half naked cowboy hat strutting action to be found in this game. It's smart of them: the gratuitous shower scene to the bouncy dress-up mode almost distracted me from the otherwise highly repetitive gameplay shown and giant crap textured pizza bosses. What is that giant supposed to look like, a grotesque zombie or a clump of dry leaves?
 
My favorite part of the video are the forced inclusions of sexyness -- the foot switching runwalk walk of the blonde and the idle jiggle-everything-I-got stance of Cowboy chan. The game looks absolutely awful ... and if it were not for region bullsh*t I'd import it right now. Overnight. Extended version of the shower scene after the jump. As much as I appreciate the character modelling of this game, they're just lesser perverts by comparison. Maybe next time, guys.





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