I've been calling him Nobi Nobi Boy this whole time, but apparently in the West we're to call him Noby Noby Boy. Whatever moniker he chooses to use, it doesn't alter the fact that he's a scary, vile, nasty freak sausage creature that should have been disinfected and burned the moment he was cut from his mother's womb.
I've been voicing disapproval of this abomination's existence for a while, but it seems that he'll be coming to the PlayStation 3 regardless, and I'll probably end up playing it. I am just afraid that if I do let this thing into my home, he'll seduce my family and sodomize my soul. Just ... look at him. If he is a him. I only have his word on that.
Here are some more screens of the terrifying little horror and the freak circus that follows him around. He is everything wrong with the world and he's got a PAL release fate of February 19 now. Be prepared for the soul rape.
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1:00 PM on 01.22.2009
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Huh.
LOL WUT?!
What the fuck have these guys been smoking...?
I mean, WTF...
What is THAT...!!!
These are, hands down, the weirdest screens I have ever seen... And I thought I had seen some weird stuff in my time...
But... this is... indescribable.
plus this noby noby looks like a dildo, a gay pride dildo to b exact. and everything seems to love the gay pride dildo in the screens, they all have super satisfied fantastic smiles on their faces
If it's half as weird and addictive as Katamari, it will be one of the best games of the year!