No More Heroes: Hero's Paradise is coming to Xbox 360 and PS3 and we're pretty damn pleased about that. To herald the arrival of Suda 51's barmy action game on HD consoles, a new teaser site has launched, teasing the "erotic portrait" bonus item that will be given away as a preorder bonus.
Each version of the game will have its own unique erotic portrait. The PS3 version gets the "Sexy Cherry Flavor" seen on the left in our header. The 360 version gets the "Sweet Mango" flavor. It's also worth noting that, in Japan, the PS3 version of the game will be censored to reduce blood and gore, very much like the Japanese Wii game. The 360 version will go unedited.
Oh, and the site has a video of a wrestler on it!
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8:00 AM on 11.19.2009
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Also, mango > cherry. Suck it PS3 owners.
All I'm waiting for now is the reasoning behind the ports is to be 'more polygons and proper physics for the breasts'.
That said, I can't fucking wait. :)
Pussy is also pink. Hardly an inferior item there. This comes from a 360 owner and married man. :p
WILL RE-BUY IT FOR SHO!
It's Japanese, which means that it's always about a sex thing.
Also, I really want to be excited about this... but I played this game on the Wii... what, only 2 years ago? It better have a lot more going for it than being sexed up in hi-res. I'd rather play NMH2, which improved on all the annoyances of the first game.
Than you must have been playing a very different game since the only time you had to shake the remote was when you had to restore power to your blade. Other than that and the killing blows whic only required you to move the remote in one direction most of the game relied on you using regular controls.
The gamers who claim NMH was on, "the wrong console" and now get bragging rights to saying they got to play NMH...years after its original release.
oh yeah,better they make 60FPS and new graphic details n shadings...;P..Boobie ladies!
I did dig the whack-off motion to recharge the sword, though. I giggled a little every time.
Cause I so want it.
One of the few games that I wanted on the Wii.