People frequently ask me the question "What's you're favorite line from the game No More Heroes 2?" I usually respond with "Poopie... Now I have the sad face." Then they say, "Don't get all cute with me guy, just tell me the line", so I say "POOPIE... NOW I HAVE THE SAD FACE!". Then we fist-fight.
That's the kind of random violence that No More Heroes inspires. Take these videos for example; the first features Travis repeatedly running a beam katana through a guy named Skelter Helter; a man who's first name is the same as his dead brother's last name. The next shows Travis's student (and maybe-girlfriend) Shinobu chopping up people with a katana, then wiping her sword... HARD. The last video shows a bunch of stuff, including a fat cat in action, a new in-game cute 'em up called Bizarre Jelly 5, and a sexy man in a purple jumpsuit blowing 8-bit kisses to Travis. Random. Violent.
If you want even more No More Heroes 2 fun, check the gallery for a gaggle of new pics, including a few that you wont see anywhere else (at least until someone "borrows" them from us). After you're done with that, come back for hands-on impressions of the game and an interview with No More Heroes creator Suda51. Both should hit later today, so stay tuned.
Shinobu kills, wipes, gets jazzy
Fat cats, hard work, cute 'em up
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11:00 AM on 12.05.2014