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People frequently ask me the question "What's you're favorite line from the game No More Heroes 2?" I usually respond with "Poopie... Now I have the sad face." Then they say, "Don't get all cute with me guy, just tell me the line", so I say "POOPIE... NOW I HAVE THE SAD FACE!". Then we fist-fight.

That's the kind of random violence that No More Heroes inspires. Take these videos for example; the first features Travis repeatedly running a beam katana through a guy named Skelter Helter; a man who's first name is the same as his dead brother's last name. The next shows Travis's student (and maybe-girlfriend) Shinobu chopping up people with a katana, then wiping her sword... HARD. The last video shows a bunch of stuff, including a fat cat in action, a new in-game cute 'em up called Bizarre Jelly 5, and a sexy man in a purple jumpsuit blowing 8-bit kisses to Travis. Random. Violent.

If you want even more No More Heroes 2 fun, check the gallery for a gaggle of new pics, including a few that you wont see anywhere else (at least until someone "borrows" them from us). After you're done with that, come back for hands-on impressions of the game and an interview with No More Heroes creator Suda51. Both should hit later today, so stay tuned.

Shinobu kills, wipes, gets jazzy

Fat cats, hard work, cute 'em up

 

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Phantom Spaceman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 11:11
Phantom Spaceman
So... any word on the No More Heroes I'm actually interested in (you know, the HD one) getting a US publisher?
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 11:14
Shin Oni
Music in Shinobu trailer is sexy. I want.

There be shumps in my NMH2

this is really bad honestly. all the games I want basically got pushed back or coming out early 2010.
anchorman84's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 11:16
anchorman84
Haha. Jeanne's all fat.
RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 11:20
RenegadePanda
Never really got into the first one, hoping the second will fix everything I disliked about the first. I really want to like this game.
SWE3tMadness's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 11:21
SWE3tMadness
Aw yeah, this is looking to be just as crazy awesome as the first game. Can't wait. :D
Kooichi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 11:28
Kooichi
What a way to start off the new year. Can't wait <3
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 11:32
Tubatic
Sassy Black Women GET!

Alright! Looking forward to the rest of today's coverage!!!!
ErigBurger's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 11:39
ErigBurger
Wait... THERE'S A GIANT MECH FIGHT IN THIS GAME!? Holy crap!!
bobyoko's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 11:39
bobyoko
yet another wii game that i absolutely must play
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 11:42
ScottyG
Mmm... hot wiping action. I'll have to pick this up if I ever get my Wii back from my sister or it gets a 360 port. ;)
PEICanada7's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 11:43
PEICanada7
"So... any word on the No More Heroes I'm actually interested in (you know, the HD one) getting a US publisher?"

You mean the one that you could have been playing for the past two year? Yeah there's still no word on the "HD version" coming here yet, so just keep on waiting for it. You might actually get to play it on a 360/PS3 before next year is over for $60. As apposed to getting it on the Wii for less than $20 now, but I guess those HD visuals are worth a extra $40 right? LOL!

I love all these people with their stupid snarky comments about NMH on the Wii, as if them not buying these games on the Wii is some sort of small shallow victory for them. Play it on the Wii, or don't. No one really cares, because its just your loss. So keep waiting for when, or should I say "if" it ever actually comes out on the 360/PS3 in North America/Europe.
Acid's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 11:52
Acid
Well spoken, PEICanada. Well spoken, indeed. I really can't people who call themselves non-fanboys, and yet bash everything on the Wii without ever giving it a shot. It's just sad...
catsithx's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 12:09
catsithx
Yeah I still have one more boss to kill on that game then I can't wait for it to come out here.
theswitcher's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 12:14
theswitcher
Fucking retarded of Marvelous to announce the HD Japan-only port before the release of this sequel. Now gamers have to deal with every single fucking NMH2 thread being ruined by fucking fanboys begging for their ports. If this was neogaf, you'd be banned by now.
Overcrowd's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 12:29
Overcrowd
Cannot fucking wait.
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 12:40
GoldenGamerXero
I can't wait to play this!
protoknuckles's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 12:48
protoknuckles
I can't express how excited I am for this.
Marllone's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 13:06
Marllone
When I read the words 'fat cat', I was expecting a fat rich man in a suit not... a literal fat cat. Now I'm hoping for some mini games where you help Jeanne lose weight!

@Shin Oni
The track is actually from the No More Heroes Sound Tracks: Dark Side. It's a remix soundtrack that I HIGHLY recommend.
VGFreak1225's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 13:46
VGFreak1225
I gotta go "wipe the blood off my katana". Looking foward to the new shmup level(s)too. THIS LOOKS AMAZING.
Also, I really need to get Dark Side.
dip's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 13:46
dip
@PEICanada7: Yeah, sorry, but I don't blame people for wanting to buy a Wii for only a couple games. I've owned a Wii since launch and only own about 5 games (including the bundled in WiiSports) that aren't ports of PS2 games (Bully, Okami, RE4)... so far I don't feel my purchase was entirely worth it. Sure, Mario Galaxy was a terrific game and NMH is pretty good but other that there isn't much else I'm interested in.

Also, big fucking deal that anyone has to wait for the NMH port. If I hadn't already played it on the Wii and was looking forward to the port, I wouldn't care if it took another two years to hit stateside as I have MORE than enough games to play between my PS3, PC and handhelds.

You imply that others are elitist or fanboys simply for looking forward to a port of a game to a system that they already own while coming off like a complete pretentious fanboy douche yourself. GG.
vApathyv's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 14:06
vApathyv
@PEICanada7:

That's all well and good, but you're missing one critical detail. Some people (Like myself) don't have a Wii to play the original on. Do you really have to be so volatile to people simply because they were looking forward to a 'superior' (Notice the quotes, as I have no idea if it's ACTUALLY going to be better) version of a kick-ass game? I don't know why people always seem to want to attack any little thing a person says or does on the internet...

Anyways, definitely hoping I get a chance to play this game somehow. Maybe if I'm lucky I'll be able to borrow my friend's Wii again.
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 14:46
GoldenGamerXero
@dip and vApathyv

To be fair he was just responding to Spaceman's comment commenting on a blog about No More Heroes 2 just to say that he didn't care about it. You can't blame PEIcanada for getting a little miffed at spam.
Dan CiTi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 14:56
Dan CiTi
Best game ever confirmed.
vApathyv's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 15:44
vApathyv
@Xero-

Okay...admittedly, I didn't know the guy was spamming his dissent for the game all over the place. I guess a volatile reaction is expected for things like that. All apologies and such.
Danzflor's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 15:50
Danzflor
Let's recap: A Light sable, a lot of anime girls parodyng Tohou and a kitten! Alos, he DTOID font at the END!!!

GOTD
kefkaesque's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 16:43
kefkaesque
I lol'd at how the boss guy from the first video is a Cloud parody. Or maybe I'm just imagining things but from the high res pics it really looks like he was based off of him.
Gee-Man's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 18:16
Gee-Man
Hm, even more randomness? For a No More Heroes game, that can only mean good things. Also,

FUCK YEAH GIANT ROBOT FIGHT
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 00:33
Batthink
The music from the second trailer, and the Cloud Strife mickey-take... this game is gonna be so good........ ^_^
AlexBebop's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2009 12:43
AlexBebop
This game keeps looking better and better. I like the fact that Travis is going to be so much more customizable. It looks like they're improving on everything from the first one, so hopefully that translates over to a much improved open world too.
beyondaway's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/20/2010 14:30
beyondaway
omg, this game is awesome. it always keep getting better!
im gonna check out this game as asap!

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