Samit Sarkar: Holy shit, for real?!?! Can someone (Dale, Colette) confirm this? If so, that's retarded. I simply can't play games without inverting the vertical camera control.
Joe Burling: Are you serious? This game is on it's way to me via gamefly as we speak, and I am really excited about playing. However, I too am an invert player, and if it doesn't have an invert option I will be sending it back immediately. :-(
Samit: Me trying to play a game without an inverted y-axis camera = trying to jack it with the left hand. It just feels like you're retarded, and it doesn't work.
Grim: Good analogy. Although I'm right handed and can fap with only my left hand for some reason.
Dick McVengeance: Playing it after dinner tonight. Let's see how retarded this game gets ^_^
Jim Sterling: I used to fap with my right hand, until I discovered the Internet and realized I needed that hand on the mouse. Soon learned to do it with lefty after that.
Grim: Exactly. It comes in handy.
Chad Concelmo: Why don't you just use your left hand for the mouse? :)
Jim: Because I could run the risk of slipping with the mouse and accidentally clicking on a link to a Kevin Bacon photo gallery, Chad!
KEVIN BACON!
WHILE I AM TRYING TO HAVE ONANISM!
Orcist: The trick is tabbed browsing. Ctrl+tab is you friend.
Chad: Good lord, how much porn do you all have on the screen at one time? Isn't focusing on one window enough? :) :)
Aerox: What do you think dual monitors were originally created for?
Samit: Ctrl+Tab (and Ctrl+Shift+Tab, to go to the previous tab) is a GODSEND.
Jim: Chad, I like my porn the same way I like my food -- in a variety of flavors and in copious amounts.
Chad: Hahaha. Amazing. :)
Orcist: Besides, it gives you eye candy while one tab is loading.
Jim: Exactly, Orcist! If you're using something like Xtube, for instance, you can stream one up while watching another. It's the same kind of efficiency that the Germans would approve of. Except with more masturbation and less persecution.
Orcist: And less scat fetishes.
Jim: Maybe for you.
Aerox: Xtube has a very strict no pooping policy.
Jim: I noticed. Nice to see a site where people can video themselves pissing in a forest has some standards.
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I'm so glad I was able to spark this wonderful discussion.
That was fucking amazing.
The men of Destructoid truly do get the common gamer male.
Fucking wow.
lol
I'm not that far into the game, but so far it's pretty good.
I love me some silent hill.
I'm watching Colette talk to an lady through a broken door that looks like it could bite your face. The game is CREEPY!
Wat.
Tabs were truly created with the porn viewer in mind.
This article was hilarious. I had to try really hard not to laugh too loud since I'm still at the library.
!RETARDED!
If the PS3 version is the same way I will NOT be buying the game...I'm an invert myself.\
Patch maybe....?
See, this is why I'm glad I'm a) a woman and b) in possession of a very healthy imagination.
Ambidexterity-free fapping!
LOL, Excellent Conversation Gentlemen.
But you guys have not experienced anything if you don't have three monitors hooked up at once. That's where it really gets "fun".
Not That I know from experience or anything >.>
So far, I'm loving it.
I said it long ago, tabbed browsing will be the end of mankind
I bet the guy who left out all three lines of code it would have required to include inverted aim (if option A=true then Y=-Y) faps it lefty. Like him, you can learn to deal.
Jesus plays inverted.
I believe it should be "fewer" scat fetishes, not "less" but I'm just being picky. That had to be the most awesomely random conversations I have read on here in a while.
As for Silent Hill, I was already sketchy on getting this game (loved the first couple) and the camera thing is just inexcusable. Being an inverted player since the first Medal of Honor, I'd be too frustrated trying to mess with the damn camera to actually get scared by anything.
So, judging from the fact you can even bitch about "camera issues" with SHV, I think it's safe to assume it's a shitty third person acshun game, right?
Hm my PS3 version has an option to Invert Aim. Although it doesn't even do anything toggled on or off (camera or in combat mode with the knife.)
I require a demoooooooooooo
1. I'm an inverter, and not having the option is very close to a dealbreaker for me.
2. I wish I were on the internal emailer.
So there's no inverse masturbation in Silent Hill or something?
I really don't see the big deal about inverted camera versus regular. People will find anything to complain about these days.
Inverted controls are for retards and the elderly. Jesus hates it. Hitler played inverted. Inversion causes AIDS. Cat AIDS.
Lol, awesome article. No inverted camera is gay.
Inverted camera, right hand mouse, left hand schlong.
The only way to go.
Hilarious post.
This reminds me of Worms 3D for the PS2. I play with Y invert but this game didn't have the option, even though it was in the manual.
Ooh just thought a Siegalpun for it.
Worms 3D: This game has more BUGS than WORMS!
Jesus Christ guys, just play with the fucking controller upside down. I can't believe nobody thought of that before.
I usually find if there is no option to invert the camera, however stupid that would be, i usually get used to it after 20 mins or so of playing.
Watched DMV playing this tonight, and I don't care whether it fits with Silent Hill or not, the game is suitably creepy, whether it's regular environmental horror or jump scares. I actually shouted at one point, scaring everyone who was watching.
Also, no inversion is really stupid, I always invert every game I play. N64 platformers taught me that in their first-person viewpoint, so I can't help it. Only game I didn't mind was in Resident Evil 4 and Rez, both of which only allow shooting without being able to control the character's movement at the same time.
Not every day does a conversation about silent hill turn to a conversation about porn and fapping.
Not being able to invert would drive me absolutely crazy. So many deaths would result from it early on.
Also best conversation ever!
I'm not sure this is as bad as when FF12 (a much much bigger game) locked everyone in with an inverted left and right camera. Left and right inversion is a million times more annoying than up and down.
it's crazy how peoples brains work...im normal and can't even begin to imagine how people play it inverted. Thats just how my brain is wired though. They feel the same about normies.
This is one of those cases where as much as I never use Inverted camera...all games should have the option if the camera is controlled by the player.
I only play inverted. I think the "Inverted aim/camera" comes from the fact that if you fly an airplane, you pull towards you you go up.. you push forward and away from you... you go down.
that's where inverted camera/aim control comes from.
I honestly get all messed up and frustrated when I'm unable to invert it.
Shit, I'll just skip this stupid game if I can't play it inverted.
Looks like I'm not picking this up 'til they patch it.
Hmmm.. My 360 version has an option for inverting the aim.
@Wedge
Its actually a very good game a great follow up to SH, I have no idea why all the bitching about the no camera invert.
Oh who cares, most of you will just read the review and follow along like good little sheeptoids.
wow, it's really not that big of a deal people
there's a couple of things that so far bother me about SHH, but the "invertedness" is not one of them
I'm playing on PS3 btw
Lol, take that inverts.
@Usedtabe - You can invert the AIM while using a gun but you cannot invert the axis of the camera while not in action. It's not that big of a deal, but it can be disorienting when switching constantly.
Youporn > Xtube
And inverted camera is the only way to go. Deal breaker!
Holy shit porkchop samiches no inverted cam
Le wah!
I seem to remember seeing the camera invert option on the PS3 version last night.
I dont' use the invert anyway so correct me on this if I'm wrong.
Posted that earlier ceark. Someone said a few posts above that it is inverted for gun aim (not even knife aim, which is how i tested it.) They should patch it for all aim including camera.
Good show
Anyone saying this is not a big deal can fuck off and die in a fire while contacting aids and sucking the cock of a goat.
It is a big deal to people who use inverted controls, something I have doing since StarFox on the SNS. It's almost the same as switching your dominant writing hand for people like me.
I agree. It is a big deal. I just bought the game and so far it is freaking awsome except for the camera thing. I think it would be easier to learn to drive on the other side of the road than try to play this game with these settings. It's pissing me off no matter how hard I try I keep going the other way because it just feels natural. Not being able to invert is ruining the game for me. It's driving me insane!
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