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Aaaaand that's why it's not Wolfenstein to me.
Wolfenstein 3D is amazing because it is absolutely insane. I don't want a serious Wolfenstein, I want to pick up treasure hidden behind giant swastika paintings, eat dog food to gain health, and fight Hitler as he tools around in a mech suit.
That's how Grandpa did it, that's how I wanna do it.
"The new title (to be launched "when it's done") follows on from 2001's awful Return To Castle Wolfenstein..."
WAT
Awful Return to Castle Wolfenstein? I thought it was pretty solid, aside from a few lame things like undead warriors and giant Uber soldiers (wait who am I kidding Wolf3D had the lamest stuff ever in it and it was AWESOME).
Still waiting for a Wolfenstein that pays respect to Wolf3D though. I want points, Hitler, and dog food.
Will you marry me SuitcoatAvenger?
Yes to Hitler DLC!!!
Hopefully it's better than ROTC, what a piece of crap game that was... zombies and dogs, get them the hell out of there.
Hitler sucks, he's always sucked even back in the day. People who like him suck and should start killing Chairman Mao. Mao is much better than hitler, just check the gametrailers comparison videos, clearly he's the nastiest dictator in history.
Hitler fanboys need to check themselves before they wreck themselves. Mao for the win.
I enjoyed Return to Castle Wolfenstein...
You should have to kill him in every wolfenstein. You can't keep a good villan down!
Episode 1: Hitler stole the princess.
Episode 2: Hitler killed Carl Weathers by cutting off his arm and stabbing him in the chest.
Episode 3: Hitler killed Carl Weathers again..but this time at a scrimmage boxing match.
Etc etc etc.
Needs more Stalin.
No Hitler? WTF?! Wolfenstein 3D had Hitler, something don't add up here... also needs more Nazis, Swastikas and Nazis with Swastikas.
epic title for an article!
What about "Cyborg Hitler Jesus"? Will he be in the game?
Sure, the undead segments usually sucked pretty hard, but I actually enjoyed the rest of Return to Castle Wolfenstein. Enough to play it through a couple times at least. The little boot kick still makes me laugh.
Though honestly, this one looks crummy. Mainly because it looks like Return and you'd think they'd have made some improvements by now...
Return to Castle Wolfenstein is better than Jim Sterling.
Also "somewhat controversial Third Reich frontman" has to be the best description of Hitler ever.
How long before the Swastikas get changed to Iron Crosses?
Is it sad that the first thing I noticed was that BJ had the knife, and that that was how I killed Hitler too?
Come on, thats like Halo without aliens. WTF
This one better be good if they are already planning a sequel
"The new title (to be launched "when it's done") follows on from 2001's awful Return To Castle Wolfenstein"
What? That was a very good game. Are you sure you're not confusing it something else? Or maybe you didn't play the PC version?
@Narishma
Of course he played it on Xbox. RtcW: Tides of War was a good port, though. I played it coop with my little brother.
Return to Castle Wolfenstein was an awesome shooter, i havent played it in at least 5 years and i still remember much of the stages.
multiplayer was solid was well.
Sadolf is now my new favorite word
Awful? Man oh man! I think RTCW is the game that holds "Most hours played" for me. I played the Xbox version 'till I passed out every night for like 6 months. My roomie and I had 2 xboxs online and next to each other. It, perhaps, was the single coolest thing I've ever done with my life...
www.allthumbsticks.blogspot.com
Wasnt Hitler just in the expansion Spear of Destiny? I cant remember for sure.
RTCW was awesome. Especially online, at least on the PC. Im getting sick of FPS games with powers though. Why is bullet time always one of those powers?
teehee. Sadolf.
RTCW is great. one of the few shooters ive finished. i do hate health packs though
It'll be worth the wait if they make Hans "GUTEN TAG!" Grosse the final boss of this one, and you know it.
Also, is that screen from some sort of high-definition port? The one I'm playing looks exactly as it did the first time around.
That's like not including Diablo in D3 because he is too satanic. But hey, at least they might include him in future Wolf games. PS: RtCW rocked, your opinion has failed.
Also, in before it's made and posted: that video of Hitler where he's pissed at losing his WoW account? Yea, that will be re-dubbed for this...I can see it now.
Also...I read something wrong...ignore the first sentence my post.
/facepalm
What the fuck was wrong with Return to Castle Wolfenstein cock? It was heaps fun. Go play Dynasty Warriors Jim. You have no idea what you are on about -_-
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