Like it's a slow news day or something, I'm happy to report that the ESRB has finally got around to rating Rockstar's Grand Theft Auto IV. The verdict may surprise you!
According to the ESRB, Rockstar's forthcoming PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 sure-thing blockbuster contains intense violence, blood, strong language, strong sexual content, and partial nudity. Oh, and use of drugs and alcohol. Did anyone at the ESRB even have to see the game to determine this?
Grand Theft Auto IV hits shelves on April 29. Pre-order now to avoid disappointment and all that jazz.
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9:19 AM on 03.20.2008
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Perhaps Strong Fucking Language.
Done deal.
::sigh::
Rockstar just doesn't get it I guess. The public WANTS a less realistic murder simulator. We do not want sandbox gameplay, multi-part missions, the ability to shoot hookers with rocket launchers, or Lazlo. We want a good christian game for christian gamers.
I just hope it doesn't suck as much as San Andreas turned out to be. Oh yes, I said San Andreas sucked!!
MULTIKILL!
Sidenot: I've had my copy of this game preordered since march of LAST YEAR.
Sign me up.
Could never get into the series.
I need my kill frenzy fix DX
Can anyone confirm this?
I didn't know it was possible to be racist against virtual people. San Andreas was the best in the series, and if you're willing to pass it up because it has a black lead then you deserve to not know how awesome it is.
Also, LOL at Tazar