G4TV's Attack of the Show asked me to stop by as a guest on their Week In Review taping this evening. Apparently, our lovely Chad and Colette couldn't make an appearance because the craft services table at G4 hasn't been up to snuff lately. Chad's incessant demands for an entire ice cooler devoted to mackerel for his pet dolphin didn't ingratiate him to anyone. Colette pitched a temper tantrum when a lowly production assistant spilled her bag of Chocobo greens in the parking lot. Can you really blame them for holding such high standards?
While I am nowhere near as cuddly, charming or intelligent as our awesome cohorts, I do love the Destructoid community with a passion. I will do my best to avoid embarrassing you for knowing me. You can catch me at 7 p.m. ET, Friday evening, where we'll talk about Destructoid's love for Stephen Colbert and our mutual hatred of bears. I can't promise you I'll remember to comb my hair, zip my fly and wipe the Kool-Aid stain off my lips before I stagger into the studio in an opiate induced haze. I do promise, however, to click my heels and think about my Dtoid pals while I publicly pontificate. Any last minute words of advice?
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5:25 PM on 11.01.2007
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Good luck, man! Tell Kevin I said "hi" and tell Olivia I said "not tonight." :)
You are going to be AMAZING!
We send you with robot love Tristero! ...go get em tiger?
One of these days, we need to seriously push the "we need a new Splatterhouse" movement. Seriously.
WHATEVER THEY SAY, IT IS A LIE. YOU WILL BE BAKED, BUT THERE WILL BE NO CAKE
good luck tristero, you da man.
These questions burn the very heart of my soul *sobs*