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LOL

BWUH? Why? I'm not much of a Bayonetta guy or anything, but what could you possibly get out of "joking" about a sequel? That's just... asinine.

"Magazines protect that stuff like dragons sitting in a pile of golden boobs."

Heh, comment of the week.

joking...? JOKING!!! This is not a joking matter. I want Netta Netta 2!

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Cool joke Kamiya. So funny. The games still coming though.

Ha ha, excellent. :D

Good one.

@tuoman

Pretty much, not like the game isn't coming out at some point. Not really a funny 'joke', though.

...dick

@nick i think its funney

Everyone's a bloody comedian these days. Wonder what kind of shit this guy pulls on April Fools Day.

Sorry Jim. It appears that Kamiya has taken your crown. I knew there was a reason I liked him.

Don't worry, though. We still love you.

Bollocks.

"If you were any other man I would kill you where you stand"
What makes a prank more than a lie is humour.

Son I am dissapoint.

The first game was awesome. Pretty much a solid fact now that jimmyx hates it. Expecting reveal in the coming week...

This is disappointing. I thoroughly enjoyed the original game’s deep combat system and found the characters charming

@jimmyx

You know I usually ignore your trolling comments, but I have to wonder why the fuck you aren't banned yet? How about you make a forum account on Epic games' forum and join the rest of the sloths and ghouls there? You would fit in perfectly.

Ontopic: WHAT THE HELL MAN THAT SHIT AIN'T FUNNY STOP TOYING WITH MY EMOTIONS LIKE THAT. Even if it's from you, Hideki.

Also Vanquish 2 kthx?

@Sanious

Indeed

@jimmyx lol

And seriously, stop trolling and give us Bayonetta 2 Kamiya!

@jimmyx
You're 12.

Now now, do be civil sir

But were still getting Vanquish 2, right? RIGHT?!?!!!?!?!

Jimmy, no. Bayonetta did not suck. You didn't LIKE it. That's fine. You're allowed to not like things that are good. There are games which I know are well made which, for whatever reason, I do not like. That does not mean those games suck.

Is it that hard to understand?

Hey, gotcha. Funny joke. Ha ha yeah. But seriously, if no Bayonetta 2 announced at Tokyo Game Show now, I'll take up archery with a picture of Kamiya's face as the target. I love the man, his games are all amazing but I need my fix dammit!!

@jimmyx

ahahahahaha what a joke

Is the dual account split personality thing really necessary?

Apart from shmups, Bayonetta & Vanquish is the reason why I bought a 360. Im playing Bayonetta atm, boy its so god damn good

One of the best games this decade imo

EDIT One of the best games the past decade imo

@Jimmyx- You're 12.

CONFIRMED: Jimmyx is an expert at sucking balls.

@jimmyx
You're a preteen.

Son of A BITCH! Really looking forward to this one.

Well that's no good at all. Bayonetta wasn't my favorite game, but I'm still looking forward to running through a sequel.

Well, that would make it more of a "lie" rather than a "joke".

Whatever, as long as I know it's coming, it doesn't matter when they "officially" tell me it's coming.

this is revenge for releasing Resident Evil 4 on every system ever

I loved Bayonetta, and would definitely be interested in a sequel. It needs to somehow be even more crazy Japanese, though.

This is how terrorists are made

trolled softly...

Developers trolling never gets old!

@jimmyx

You're 12.

@jimmyx
Sorry but you're 12. I don't love you.

@VolksONER
It makes reading the comments worth while, so yes !