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Nintendo shareholder hates games, says stupid things photo

A Nintendo shareholder recently declared videogames a waste of time and reprimanded president Satoru Iwata for not giving Wii Fit to Tohoku earthquake victims. 

"I’m concerned about the falling stock price. I own stock, but I don’t own a single Nintendo product," said the shareholder. "I believe games are a waste of time. By the way, the reason I own Nintendo stock is because the name is nice, it’s in Kyoto and it was listed in the year of my birth."

Iwata responded politely: "There are people in this world who don’t feel that games are a waste of time, so Nintendo continues to exist. We’d like to eliminate the thinking that playing games by yourself is negative, or when there’s a crime you immediately tie it into games. We’d like to raise the social importance of games. We’re working to expand the gaming population, yourself included."

The shareholder then retorted with the greatest non sequitur I've read today: "During the Tohoku earthquake disaster, I believe people in the evacuation centers were lacking in exercise. Why didn’t you bring Wii Fit to them? Why didn’t you show off to the media that you’re doing more for the victims?"

Absolutely fantastic. 

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Foggle's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:22
Foggle
What a fucking cock. Holy shit.
Mueti's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:22
Mueti
what
CAPTAlN N's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:23
CAPTAlN N
Trololololol i believe:)
slbr's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:24
slbr
Major idiot detected.
flintmech's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:24
flintmech
Iwata had a super classy response. Naturally this toon was just too stunned to come back with anything that made sense.
MrFunsockz's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:24
MrFunsockz
What's this about video games? I didn't know this site was about video games.


I just come here because the name is nice.
MigePrz16's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:25
MigePrz16
Someone has a giant metal rod up their ass.
PrivateIronTFU's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:25
PrivateIronTFU
This is an actual human that actually lives amongst us. Im'a scared.
StairMaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:28
StairMaster
Iwata, like a boss
thefaulk's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:28
thefaulk
Ladies and gentleman. I present to you the reason why the videogame industry is in decline
Gee-Man's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:29
Gee-Man
I agree. The fact that there actual beings who claim to be of the same species as me who are this stupid frightens me. Still, glad to see Iwata respond in a classy and intelligent manner. Still, I can't get over the sheer stupidity of this person. I almost want to find out his name so I can find this stupid fucker in real life and kick him in the nuts.
Sonic9jct's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:29
Sonic9jct
When John Lennon got shot, the Beatles had no way to practice their own aim with Duck Hunt. WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE EVERYONE IN BRITAIN A FAMICOM, NINTENDO?
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:29
Los255
???????????
RPT111's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:30
RPT111
I own nintendo stock so I wonder if I can go to my fellow stock holders house and bitch slap him with the hand of reason.
Driving Divider's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:31
Driving Divider
Clearly, the man just wants a Wii Fit for free. I refuse to believe that someone can be so stupid unwillingly.
Pacopaco's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:31
Pacopaco
So your main concern is money (i.e. yourself) and you own stocks that you purchased for purely superficial reasons? Stop telling a company - whose products you have no interest in - how they should do business, go back to whatever you were doing before today, and let Nintendo keep printing out money for you, you ungrateful jackass.
MrFunsockz's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:32
MrFunsockz
@PrivateIronTFU and Gee-Man

I don't know about you, but like this guy, I always make my decisions based off of how nice a name is, it's relation to a location, and how it relates to my birthday.

That's exactly why my lucky lotto number is "Chicago Illinois".
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:32
Occams electric toothbrush
That's lovely. Almost reads like a web comic rather than an actual human interaction.
BoomingEchoes's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:32
BoomingEchoes
Its worth noting also that this guy was supposed to be asking Iwata a question when he started speaking, as Iwata opened the floor for any the shareholders may have had... and It wasn't even a question till he needed to tell Iwata -basically- that he was unpatriotic. Fucking classy right there.

This is seriously the greatest showing of how stupid investors can be that I think I've ever seen.
pokota's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:33
pokota
Well, you know, if you're having trouble with the power grid, brown outs, and black outs, then the first thing you should do is ship in a bunch of televisions and gaming consoles.

It makes perfect sense.
M47R1X's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:34
M47R1X
What a douche, and a classy response by Iwata. Still pissed off about Xenoblade, but still.
KwikPwn's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:35
KwikPwn
Probably wealthy too.
Janklogs's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:36
Janklogs
I personally would've kicked the guy in the penis, but then again, that's why I'm not a CEO of a company.
GoofierBrute's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:37
GoofierBrute
If this idiot were in charge of Nintnendo, not getting the Last Story or Xenoblade would be the least of our concerns!
Epic-Kx's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:38
Epic-Kx
@MrFunsockz
Smart man.

Also:

scroll55's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:38
scroll55
what a dum ass........(cripes)..........
Mikhail Faulken's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:38
Mikhail Faulken
Lol, Iwata's a boss.

This dude's such a fucking dick.
RPT111's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:40
RPT111
@Mr.funsockz
How can you not love Chicago.
GameQueen's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:42
GameQueen
Wow, how awful. That guy is the most disgusting kind of person.
JohnGrisham's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:42
JohnGrisham
trololol indeed.
eddiemos's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:42
eddiemos
This type of random comment comes at every public meeting. The idiots walk among us!
Operative20's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:43
Operative20
So I should invest in companies that have nice names? Is there a company called super cute kitten corp? I'll make MILLIONS
Retrofraction's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:43
Retrofraction
What a fail! its people like this that do not allow games to get to NOA
Brad Nieder's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:43
Brad Nieder
The shareholder then got up from his chair and proceeded to bang his head on the door until someone explained that it needs to be opened before you can walk through it.
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:46
Batthink
Who gives a damn why the guy owns the shares, what that shareholder said about the Tohoku earthquake evacuees is bloody disgusting. He should be brought to each evacuation centre and apologise face-to-face with those affected.

And props to Iwata for refusing to respond in an equally dumb way.
flea friend's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:48
flea friend
I suddenly want Nintendo to move out of Kyoto.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:48
Mr Andy Dixon
I bet he gives great ass to mouth.
El Conrado's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:49
El Conrado
You know what I would have loved?

That Hiroshi Yamauchi returned as CEO for just one day, to see what the heck would he have done.

He would probably have disintegrated the guy with his atomic blast laser eyes, then talk about how he loves children, before killing everyone else in the audience and heading for a love hotel.

...or he could have agreed with the guy...
Gorescream's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:50
Gorescream
I fucking hate shareholders sometimes.

They're just people who put aside some money into you, and then when you blossom, they blossom.

Parasites.
Bealtespip122's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:52
Bealtespip122
Forget food and shelter,what Japan needs right now is some games!*

*sarcasm
OWENR22's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:54
OWENR22
What a berk.
MANSTA8's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 16:55
MANSTA8
Give the Japanese a video game and tell them that they need exercise, that sure will give them hope. [/sarcasm]
Kizeeta's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 17:08
Kizeeta
Surely buying stocks in a company "because the name is nice" and yet not appreciating the market that the aforementioned company is in negates his integrity as a true businessman.

Of course it's money money money with these people, but it makes him a much less respectable individual in my view.
Jackson Starburst's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 17:09
Jackson Starburst
This is beautiful. The fact his brain thought that made sense is just wonderful.
8-bitcumload's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 17:16
8-bitcumload
Probably thought the wii remotes were anal toys. I can't blame him since Nintendo has given me condoms for everyone of the wii remotes.
maelstromZERO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 17:28
maelstromZERO
I bet the shareholder's a woman.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 17:33
Excel-2011
Here's an idea. Let's petition the shareholders to release those big three RPGs in America. Unlike gamers, they actually matter.
TysonQ7's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 17:34
TysonQ7
Priceless.
Fission Mailed's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 17:43
Fission Mailed
I don't even

I

wat
Dv8thwonder's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2011 17:47
Dv8thwonder
Baka-chan confirmed.
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