CVG has uncovered some absolutely stunning ideas from Nintendo -- stunning due to just how unbelievably stupid they are. If you thought Nintendo couldn't get lower than The Virtual Boy or R.O.B, just look at what the company passed by The European Patent Office. Yes, that IS a bicycle, and yes, that IS a Wiimote slot in the pedal.
Go check out the full selection of Nintendo's peripheral ideas, because there are some real corkers. Another favorite is the Wiimote slotting into a teddy bear's stomach ... WHY!? You can also see an early Wii Zapper idea, as well as a Wiimote recharge station, perhaps the only good idea out of them. I mean seriously -- in a teddy bear's stomach!
Considering some of the half-baked crap to come out of Nintendo's peripheral catalog over the years, these shouldn't even be surprising, but hopefully, considering this document of ideas was patented in March 2006, we won't see too many of them brought to life. But then, the company that releases a big white pressure pad for a fitness game is capable of anything.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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7:57 AM on 02.01.2008
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Why do idiots keep buying the Wii?
W/E... I would totally roll with a teddy bear if he had a Wiimote in his stomach.
Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?
=)
ROCKING CHAIR GAME ROCKS.
Although that armband idea might have some potential if given enough time to mature.
*shakes head*
I have to say though, I am a bit curious about the helmet...
The same thing can be said about Sony and its ridiculous PS3 boomerang controller. The only difference is that Sony changed it because fans were complaining.
... *lolz at teddy bear*
Bring on Wii theremin!
In any case, I love the power glove. It's so bad.
wait... what?
It is basically going through all the boring possibilities which may arise form a specific or similar function and making sure your creation is well and truly protected and covered.
That said, some of these don't look too bad. The goggles with the zapper concept looks like a head tracking thing... and seriously, if you've seen that headtracker video Johnny Lee did... yeah. DO WANT.
*ok I had to dictionary this word to see if I was using it properly, and I'm really not, but apparently one of its definitions is orgy.. Sweet.
There wasn't a Nintendo board meeting with "lol lets stick this shit in a teddy bear and sell it", this is a -common- legal practice to prevent third parties from taking your product in weird places you don't want them to, so you patent everything before anyone else can, so if anyone does it Nintendo can stop them as patent infringement
The one with the skateboard is absolutely retarded. Why the hell would you put a Wiimote in the axle?!?!
Yay for swamping the patent system so the little guys have to wait years for their patent applications to be reviewed -- and then promptly crushed.
also on topic:
[img]http://medialib.computerandvideogames.com/screens/screenshot_191569.jpg[img]
I've got one of these, so I wonder what they were planning on doing with this... 'virtual-rocking-chair-game'???
Also, I don't care what anyone says, I think the Wii is a sweet console in many ways, and I'm looking forward to playing Fatal Frame on it. I've been waiting for a console with motion-sensor abilities to come to the home, and Nintendo produced it finally. The Wii Fit seems like a good idea to me, and I frikkin love Virtual Boy.