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It is a universal fact that ninjas should not be cute. It really kills the credibility of being a ruthless killing machine if women are cooing over you. However, figure in a DS title populated by Shawnimals, and somehow the whole concept becomes somehow much more acceptable. For those of you not familar with them, Shawnimals is a line of toys that appeals to the designer toy set that collect goodies such as Kubricks and Qee bears.

Southpeak Interactive will be showing Ninjatown at Leipzig Games Convention this week. They describe it in the press release as "a quirky but intensely addictive strategy title". As usual, the DS continues to delight with its eccentric library, and people with hardcore habits for cute attacks continue to feed the monkey. We can expect to see Ninjatown's US release in the first quarter of 2008. This has been Colette Bennett, your official commentary on all things squeeworthy, now signing off.

 

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Tron Knotts's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 16:24
Tron Knotts
Smurfs + Awesome = NinjaTown.

I can't wait to play it. Better yet, I hope it becomes WiiWare. Those little bastard's hearts are just too damn big to be stuck on the small screen.
ZigZagMan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 16:25
ZigZagMan
This seems pretty awesome. It's cool when developers go out on a limb with cartoony art-styles.
soadsam's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 16:25
soadsam
gross they all look like jelly beans with eyes. although jelly beans are quite delisious...
Reeper's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 16:27
Reeper
Ninja Dropping....

Uhh....
xBBx's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 16:28
xBBx
Ninja Dropping FTW!
Roflcopter Pilot's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 16:28
Roflcopter Pilot
Awesome.

I saw the shop on the Shawnimals site. They have a sticker of a fucking ninja riding a mustache.

Shawnimals = WIN
masterledz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 16:30
masterledz
How do they crap?

AMIDOINGITRITE?
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 16:32
blehman
I wanna see someone step in the ninja dropping. Think it'll chop off their feet?
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 16:32
Cowzilla3
Do you think there is only one female ninja in all of ninja town like the smurfs too?
paranoiaXVI's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 16:32
paranoiaXVI
Looks like Loco Roco has competition!
lvl54spacemonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 16:34
lvl54spacemonkey
I can't decide whats cooler, Ninja Dropping or Ninja consultant.
Genki-JAM's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 16:35
Genki-JAM
Gaw.. another STRATEGY title?? Dangit, this should SO be a Beat-em-up. But hey, you take what you get, right?
kadosho's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 16:36
kadosho
This looks like an interesting title. But strategy? Ninja RPG? i wonder how thats possible. er wait unemployed ninja, but it was never like this. So is 2007 the year of the ninja?
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 16:37
Joseph Leray
Business Ninja will END YOU!
BluFire's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 16:37
BluFire
Pirates > Ninjas.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 16:40
Eschatos
Ninja dropping? Ninja consultant? Baby ninja? This is both insulting and hilarious at the same time. Inslarious.
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 16:46
Professor Pew
I want to eat Ninja Baby, nomnomnom. But these are still not super ninja :(
When will there be a new super-ninja game?!
savagesaladin's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 16:55
savagesaladin
Look at this pie chart! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaag!!
Milofo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 17:15
Milofo
Isn't white ninja a webcomic?
jeffk6's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 17:15
jeffk6
man that games got nothing on loco roco
Gregor's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 17:24
Gregor
....Ninja Dropping.



Riiiiiiight.
masterledz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 17:29
masterledz
Is this "Strategy" in a "FF Tactics", "Advance Wars" or RTS sense?

We were just talking about this in the forums too.
jerrt's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 17:32
jerrt
i'm glad, i'm not the only one who was confused and a little scared when i saw the character 'ninja dropping' wow. just wow. although ninja consultant looked pretty bad ass. i'd hire him, if they didn't listen he could just kill them and take all their money. win win for me. [:
lAboMbA's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 17:36
lAboMbA
at what point is a cute ninja NOT OKAY?!?!
Majorkerina's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 17:38
Majorkerina
Omg...I can't believe it's not Japanese X_X
SLiFE's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 17:48
SLiFE
I like Ninja Consultant.

He's my faaavourite.
deanhatescoffee's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 17:53
deanhatescoffee
The mere idea behind a Business Ninja is cool. I'd be interested to see how this pans out.
Falkonite's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 17:57
Falkonite
I bet business Ninja is into using PC's and doing fun things like making timetables, and spread sheets, and pie charts!
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 18:17
Mxyzptlk
My friend Mark once saw a ninja dropping uppercut this kid just for opening a window.
Trowble's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 18:28
Trowble
So is Ninja Dropping suppose to flip and poo you, not kill you? Genius!
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 18:31
Chad Concelmo
I love how Ninja Consultant has a pie chart. HA HA HA! AMAZING! :)
demon_beast82's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 19:15
demon_beast82
The scariest one is the ninja with the cell phone
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 19:16
atheistium
cute :o i hope its actually fun however.
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 19:32
Wedge
Fricking' sweet looking.

Also, they made Scourge: Hive, so they've got some talent as a developer too.
Mister Disco's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 19:55
Mister Disco
It's Business Time.

Business [i]Ninja[/b] Time.
Mister Disco's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 19:55
Mister Disco
Wow, that was some hardcore bbcode fail.
bluemeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 20:22
bluemeep
So, I looked at the video preview and I says to myself "Self, is that really a happy turdlette there beside the ninjas?" and Self said "Yes, now pay your fucking car insurance for the month."
Arugala9's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 20:43
Arugala9
Words fail me. What the hell is an anti-ninja and why is it orange?
Majorkerina's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 21:02
Majorkerina
Wouldn't Ninja and Anti-Ninja together explode?
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 21:05
BlindsideDork
I feel jipped or something?
ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 21:05
ceark
I don't know what the hell this is, but I want it.

shouldn't white ninja be fatter?
Trowble's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 21:18
Trowble
@Majorkerina: You know, I was thinking the same thing. However, wouldn't the Anti-Ninja explode himself because he is in fact a ninja too?
NightDehumidifier's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 22:20
NightDehumidifier
Maybe the Anti-Ninja and the Regular Ninja are much like polar opposites that represent two extremely linear representatives of the ninja lifestyle. One obeys the concept of stealth combat as a whole and utilizes the silent stature that is the ninja way, whereas the Anti-Ninja is the more popularized rationale of the flipping out/cutting heads ninja that we as a trendy hip pop culture has come to the conclusion of being a ninja after watching three Jet Li films, a Tony Jaa film, five Jackie Chan films and half a Steven Seagal film and a late-night session of Ninja Gaiden Black with the final culmination of looking up Real Ultimate Power at four in the morning on a buzz combined with a Baconator and two bottles of Amp energy drink.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 23:01
Dexter345
Holy crap. I don't yet know how the game plays but I don't care. I want it.
LostCrichton's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 23:06
LostCrichton
Anything with ninjas or samurais automatically get a shot. I'll most likely buy this.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 23:12
F Whipple
Aww look how cute the little minjas are.....I just want to pet them.

*Gets throat cut by said minja*
BFeld13's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 23:30
BFeld13
Ninjas > Pirates > Cowboys
Arugala9's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2007 01:27
Arugala9
Ninjas>Cowboys>Pirates
Banj's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2007 02:57
Banj
Oh man, I think I wet 'em.

I'm getting that game and I don't care if it's shit, the concept is fucking ginius!
superNinja's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2007 03:09
superNinja
...dibs on jewish ninja!

1040-EZ ftw!
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