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Continuing tonight's theme of videos about ninjas, we bring you the brand-new trailer for the upcoming PS3 title: Ninja Gaiden Sigma.

Ryu Hayabusa has always been the epitome of ninja chic. From his early days on the original NES, to that time he made out with my girlfriend at that Metric concert, he has always been the man to look up to if you had aspirations of one day running along a wall, stabbing three guys in the face, doing a backflip and making a tremendously sexist quip, all in one swift motion.

Thankfully, unlike the last video I showed you guys, this trailer is full of pure ninja awesome. Aside from having a hidden mode where you could control a liquid-metal Robert Patrick as he hunts down John Connor, this video couldn't have been more true to the spirit of the traditional ninja.

Also, Tecmo, if you're reading this, I get sixty or seventy emails every day asking when you're going to include Robert Patrick in one of your games, so if you could make that happen, I would appreciate it.








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William Haley's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2007 03:42
William Haley
Itagaki rapes women and pillows indiscriminately. If you buy this game you will be supporting George Bush's war of terror.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2007 03:52
Aaron Mxy Yost
As soon as I saw "sexist quip" hyperlinked, that exact screenshot came to mind.
Remz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2007 04:35
Remz
Ninja gaiden turns me on.
Ocelot's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2007 07:04
Ocelot
Fuck me in the Goat Ass... If the only level of this game was the fight with the dragon that would be enough for me. Dragons+Ninjas=*drool*
eZ dAnTe's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2007 07:18
eZ dAnTe
Looks a bit too easy compared to the xBox version don't you think? Trying a combo on a boss was nearly impossible and here you see Ryu taking several ennemys with a single combo.. I dunno, they significantly reduced the difficulty for what I saw.

Didn't they?
cjpkiller's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2007 08:02
cjpkiller
uh dude... I', sure its just the trailor
I doubt the difficulty would be reduced at all
I doubt tecmo would be like "well everyone knows this game is really tough, I know! lets make it laughably easy!"

besides its just game play footage, it isn't your average joe playing, its some ninja master. they want it to look good as a trailer, would it look good on ryu if it was just him getting his ass kicked?


game looks nice, I'll pick it up when it hits.
kielejocain's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2007 10:13
kielejocain
As a person now unfamiliar with the Ninja Gaiden series, it would appear that NG Sigma=God of War 3 from that sequel. Now, it's not that God of War is a bad game, but we (or at least I) really don't want our major franchises blending together. Am I wrong about this? Does it play differently for some reason?

Also, that woman's boulders are bigger than her head. An unnecessary trend, IMO. Unless there are combos that unleash said mammaries in a fit of nipple-thrusting rage.
ShinAmano's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2007 11:05
ShinAmano
I may have to dust off the PS3 for this ;)
djuniah's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2007 11:46
djuniah
it looks like most of the same enemies/locations....is this just another remake?
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2007 11:46
Detry
@ kielejocain

From that trailer it looks pretty much exactly like Ninja Gaiden on the original Xbox, except with better graphics. Even the bosses looked the same. Granted the dragon has flesh this time.

I thought that big tittied bitch was dead?
Robert's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2007 12:55
Robert
Nope. At least, not in the original. I never played Black though, don't know if that makes a difference.

I want a full sequel though... :(
Pangloss's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2007 15:21
Pangloss
@Detry
As near as I can tell, it's the same goddamn game, but with some extra challenges, a few new enemies, and you can also dual-wield katanas now. So it's a safe bet that nobody in the game is dead as of the beginning of Sigma, not even that poor nameless bastard you kill in the opening cutscene.

Oh yeah, and Tits McGee is playable now. I almost forgot about that part.
Zanch's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2007 15:50
Zanch
@ kielejocain

God of War is more of a button masher, Ninja Gaiden's fighting system is very in-depth. Don't worry about them blending together, Ninja Gaiden beats the piss out of God of War any day.
John Martone's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2007 16:07
John Martone
Sweet mother of mammary glands... how does that woman fight? I'd assume it'd take all of her ninja prowess just to stand straight.
Lord_Satorious's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2007 22:03
Lord_Satorious
Why can't Team Ninja make a game where the women in it actually have an ass? Seriously, Rachel's got the goods on the top rack, but her rear bumper is as flat as the Earth in the fourteenth century. C'mon Itagaki, stick some junk in the trunk, men love a woman with a big juicy kadunkadunk.
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