A few of you doubted the news that Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 would be getting motion-controlled boobs that respond to your sleazy SIXAXIS movements, but now we have hard video evidence. SIXAXIS? more like SEXAXIS am I right? I am right, because I stole that joke from the Youtube comments. More like YouBOOB!
As you can see from the video, the breast physics are like the breast physics in all Tecmo games, in that they don't conform to reality at all. Seriously, if real breasts acted the way Tecmo breasts act, I'd be terrified to go near them for fear of losing an eye. Boobs just don't do that, but the developers seem to believe that's what we all want out of a woman.
Videogames ... they are a serious form of serious art that should seriously be taken more seriously, and Ninja Gaiden's pneumatic nipples are proof that we already have our Citizen Kane.
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I resent this game for being the exhumed corpse of a gamemaker's creation that is being claimed as the work of another project director. Add to that the vast majority of the additions are (a) shown to have been a poor choice in the past (Rachel stages in NG Sigma 1) and (b) blatantly LESS respectful to the context than the series already was. I don't even know how that second part was possible.
Ninja gaiden has always had boobs. None of the Characters turn to the audience and say "boobs! Teehee!" When the player is literally playing with the avatar's breasts, my interest decreases. Unless it's another kind of game all together >_>
Those sure are solid boobs (they barely bounce with the controller) but, I just hope that at some part of the game we NEED to shake those boobs for something useful.
I really didn't like Ninja Gaiden 2, but I think I mightnjust dislike this game even more. But if you can solve some puzzle with a boobie jiggle, I'll be impressed.
so, Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 gets jiggling sixaxis boobs... but where is the sixaxis swinging dicks? A flick of the wrist and he gets a raging hard-on, and a subtle droop of the wrist shows the corresponding result. One could even have bouncing, swinging balls with the sideways motion of the controller.
... though oddly, I suspect that guys would probably have more fun with that than girls would!
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10:40 AM on 09.10.2009
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Oh silly Japan!
The worst part is I will be flailing my arms more than any spastic Wii-waggler just because of the ludicrousness of it.
But what is with Rachel's face? Maybe it's the video quality. It just looks like she has baggy eyes and a different shape to her face.
Ninja gaiden has always had boobs. None of the Characters turn to the audience and say "boobs! Teehee!" When the player is literally playing with the avatar's breasts, my interest decreases. Unless it's another kind of game all together >_>
Ayane was in the original version NGII, yeah, but Rachel wasn't. I can understand why they'd put in Momiji, but...
I think this is just asinine, and I happen to love soft, delicious womanly chest candy.
I bet you are...
I really didn't like Ninja Gaiden 2, but I think I mightnjust dislike this game even more. But if you can solve some puzzle with a boobie jiggle, I'll be impressed.
Seriously dumb.
@raptorface: I would rather have the SIXAXIS controls mapped to this than something that actually have a bearing on gameplay.
... though oddly, I suspect that guys would probably have more fun with that than girls would!
a must buy game!
There is an another current interesting Video on YOUTUBE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIKFhcD9BtM
Here is the correct Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX8h91TTh98
Have Fun! :) ;)