This is the breast story I've written today. Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 is coming soon to the PlayStation 3 on September 29, and if you needed any convincing that it'll be a good action title, allow me to jog your mammary so you don't look like a tit in future. NGS2 will feature SIXAXIS-controlled boobs. That's right, a jiggle of the PS3 controller will translate into a jiggle of the character's bosom. Just when you thought Tecmo couldn't get any filthier.
For once, this is the kind of motion control I can get behind, and I feel that it more than makes up for the reduced amount of gore that Sigma 2 will be enjoying when compared to the Xbox 360 original. Simply put, the 360 version did not have interactive jiggling nipplebombs, ergo it loses. Just check out the above image, supplied by Kombo, for proof that technology really does make a difference.
This is seriously the greatest thing to have ever happened in the videogame industry. INNOVATION!
[Thanks, Andreas]
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8:00 PM on 09.03.2009
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"BUY 'CAUSE BEWBS"
Marketing Agencies: geniuses!
Breasts.
It was a figure of speech. Publishers have been selling sex since the Atari days, but I was speaking specifically of Dragon Age's "OMG SEX SEX CHECK IT OUT SEX IN THE GAME" campaign.
Fucking brilliant.
But yeah you know, keep talking about how it's nothing but tits and ignore everything else if you want, that's cool.
That said I hope the Tomb Raider team take note!
If them boobs is 'giggling', you may have a problem.
Judging from the nature of the replies here, I think my question is ending up rhetorical in nature.
Also, tits-axis.
...what?
Thank God I'm not the only one who knows that.
@TheJesusNinja
I actually agree with Bioware that games need to have more "serious" sex where appropiate (no way that was gonna sound right so I didn't even try). Sex is the one thing that games are still kinda hesitant to play around with which is bullshit.
Now is Bioware pushing it because sex sells? Maybe. But it's a valid point they bring up. David Cage does the same thing but as of Indigo Prophecy his sex scenes make no fucking sense whatsoever. With Mass Effect I'm at least hoping to get a badass Asari/human kid out of the deal later on.
Are you sure it wasn't just some kind of joke?
The Ninja Gaiden series plot line can be summed up in 2 words "CIA Ninjas"
Really no one plays NG for it's SUPER DEEP AND SPRAWLING PLOT, they play it because the combat is fantastic. And Team Ninja can do whatever they want in their games, it's not like they were ever going for the deepest game ever anyway, why not cheese it up even more?
I was, and I'm glad you like it!
You should check out KOTOR 2. It's not as good, but it's a serviceable sequel: the actual combat/mechanics are vastly superior, but the narrative/characters are not that great.
Also check out Jade Empire: it really holds up against KOTOR!
Only on Wii.