What I love about the Tecmo Koei merger is that it hasn't dulled the former's commitment to rampant sexism. Bouncing boobs are still in full effect, even if the owner of said boobs happens to be a fourteen-year-old girl. That's misogynistic dedication, and you can't go wrong with that.
Anyway, here are some screens of the co-op action to be found in Tecmo Koei's first official game, Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2. The gore is a little toned down, but the ol' chest tumors are still as gravity-defying as ever. Now with co-op, you can get four busters on-screen at any given time. Wonderful.
How many PS3 guys will be picking this up? Sorry, I said PS3 guys ... I meant perverts.
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12:40 PM on 07.21.2009
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Oh ya people only buy Ninja Gaiden games for the tits, of course. Couldn't be the fantastic gameplay or anything, ew who likes that kinda thing.
If a game has big tits do you just automatically hate it?
Is it 100% confirmed that the full story will be coop, or is it gimped "missions", that'll saturate after a few days of playing?
Funny, but basically any time it's brought up Jim feels the need to attack Ninja Gaiden so unless he likes hurting those he loves and all that good stuff then it's not really a joke.
If I am not mistaken, there is a part in MGS4 that does exactly that. I believe it's a codec call with Naomi or Rose, can't remember who.
Well now, that's just the game I am in the middle of. Actually more like toward the end but it's still codec time, thanks.
Actually, the bigger the breasts, the more I love.
Just admit you're a foul deviant, man!
100% story
I just wanna play as Momiji.
I'm 90% sure it's just missions, or certain missions, though I lack a link, I'm pretty sure it was either Dtoid or GameSpot that had it in a preview.
I'd be really pleasantly surprised if it's full campaign.
Also, I'm not that much of a perv and I'm getting it. I'll be playing as Ryu the whole time. By Jim's standards, I'm probably gay or something.
Jim, do a Video Game Show What I've Done on Ninja Gaiden.
I don't care about the boobies here just the gameplay. Please don't generalize you #%@%#