The latest commercial for Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 is simultaneously the best and worst thing to have ever been created. I think it needs to win some sort of award.
Tecmo has been keen to heavily promote the "innovative" motion-controlled breasts that will be included as part of Ninja Gaiden 2's PlayStation 3 debut. As you may have heard from previous stories, sick-minded pervoids will be able to move the breasts of the female characters via the gift of the SIXAXIS. The new advert demonstrates this feature heavily.
Seriously, just hit the link and watch this thing. It's beyond unbelievable.
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I am confuse. Are they supposed to move by themselves? Are we to assume that we take control of a puppetmaster with strings controlling only the ta-tas?
Hahahahahah... I always thought that this was simply a good idea, but it's hilarious to see that they are pushing it as the game's major selling point.
Notice the up and down motion. It's as if they are alluding to the practice of faping it. Faping in public. Faping in private. Fap fap fap. With the help of our six axis boobs. Overt sexual imagery for the win.
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while! Srsly, this is genious. The guy or guys who thought of this must have been on crack or something (or it just makes known the fact that there's a portion of the japanese gamer audience that really falls for this kind of commercial).
I don't know which Sony should be more upset about. The fact that the only use for their "amazing motion control technology" in this game is to control bewbs. Or, the fact that they (Sony) didn't think of it first.
Ummm... yeah... the guy with the bathrobe and bottle of wine pretty much says it all! Though I do wish they'd realize that not all gamers are desperate sex-deprived lonely men... the commercial would have been better if they had made it seem more "fun" rather than kinda creepy.
So, clearly, the thing to do is jack off in a way that allows the sixaxis to move up and down in sync with your hand. See if your fancy boob physics can keep up with THAT!
By the by considering your psychic and all,You wouldn't happen to have this weeks winning lotto numbers would you, because I could reeeeally use those numbers.
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2:40 PM on 09.16.2009
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Boob physics, important stuff >_>
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They wouldn't... I hope...
By the by considering your psychic and all,You wouldn't happen to have this weeks winning lotto numbers would you, because I could reeeeally use those numbers.
Do they secretly want to make hentai games or are they just in love with breasts THAT much?
There is an another BOOBIES JIGGLING VIDEO released about Ninja GAiden Sigma 2.
Enjoy= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OpRjYZEjKU
A must see Video ;)
Quick jiggles are fine, but slow motion undulations reminiscent of stirring consciousness is damn right DISTURBING.
Day one purchase.
Though I find it hard to fault them for having a little fun with jiggly-boob monster they let out of the box.
"But I really love the gameplay!"
"It's Ninja Gaiden."
"Oh yea."
Except NG games do have fantastic gameplay.
You called ?^__^
Anyway this is a creative and amusing way for Sony to market the game, based on a creative and amusing feature. Good show Sony.