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The latest commercial for Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 is simultaneously the best and worst thing to have ever been created. I think it needs to win some sort of award.

Tecmo has been keen to heavily promote the "innovative" motion-controlled breasts that will be included as part of Ninja Gaiden 2's PlayStation 3 debut. As you may have heard from previous stories, sick-minded pervoids will be able to move the breasts of the female characters via the gift of the SIXAXIS. The new advert demonstrates this feature heavily. 

Seriously, just hit the link and watch this thing. It's beyond unbelievable. 


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ndschroede23's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 14:43
ndschroede23
I am confuse. Are they supposed to move by themselves? Are we to assume that we take control of a puppetmaster with strings controlling only the ta-tas?
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 14:44
Dexter345
Hahahahahah... I always thought that this was simply a good idea, but it's hilarious to see that they are pushing it as the game's major selling point.
Kakihara_The_Killer's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 14:44
Kakihara_The_Killer
BEST ANYTHING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 14:44
PappaDukes
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN!
TheLegendaryMan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 14:45
TheLegendaryMan
SONY HAS WON THE CONSOLE WAR.
goodgamer77's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 14:48
goodgamer77
So that's what the Cell processor was for...
Blue Ryd3r's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 14:48
Blue Ryd3r
Notice the up and down motion. It's as if they are alluding to the practice of faping it. Faping in public. Faping in private. Fap fap fap. With the help of our six axis boobs. Overt sexual imagery for the win.
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 14:48
Super Drybones
I don't want the game, but I feel like I should give them the money anyway
Aiorral's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 14:48
Aiorral
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while! Srsly, this is genious. The guy or guys who thought of this must have been on crack or something (or it just makes known the fact that there's a portion of the japanese gamer audience that really falls for this kind of commercial).
kefkaesque's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 14:49
kefkaesque
At least they don't jiggle like the tits in DOAX2 where they would fly around for 5 minutes when the girl moved an inch.

Boob physics, important stuff >_>
the Golden Avatar's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 14:50
the Golden Avatar
It's shit like this that makes me hate the gaming culture.
KenjiXSamurai's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 14:53
KenjiXSamurai
And To Think, This Is The Same Team That's Going To Be Making The Next Metroid? Those Jiggle Physics Will Come In Handy With Those Floating Metroids.
Freefall's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 14:54
Freefall
I normally don't like to use words without grammer... but...

wat
Sanious's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 14:57
Sanious
Stuff like this is just dumb to me.
king kong five's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 14:58
king kong five
What Golden Avatar said.
BulletMagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 14:58
BulletMagnet
In spite of myself I had a good laugh at this. The soaring orchestral accompaniment pushed me over the edge, I think.
Shadowiii's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 14:59
Shadowiii
Oogling 14-year-old boobs: Fun for the whole family!
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 14:59
GoldenGamerXero
That was so confusing it made me do a hand gesture that was somewhere between facepalm, hi-5, fist waving and fap.

@KenjiXSamurai

They wouldn't... I hope...
cm Katarn's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 15:01
cm Katarn
I don't know which Sony should be more upset about. The fact that the only use for their "amazing motion control technology" in this game is to control bewbs. Or, the fact that they (Sony) didn't think of it first.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 15:03
Elsa
Ummm... yeah... the guy with the bathrobe and bottle of wine pretty much says it all! Though I do wish they'd realize that not all gamers are desperate sex-deprived lonely men... the commercial would have been better if they had made it seem more "fun" rather than kinda creepy.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 15:03
PappaDukes
This better be using 100% of the PS3's GPU.
DelayedPiano's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 15:04
DelayedPiano
This is disgraceful.
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 15:04
Black Nexus
Going by the comments above me I guess I gotta watch this when I get home.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 15:04
Niero
I'm glad tecmo has embraced their tit obsession and the corresponding demand for it. I remember writing about this in 2006
Archwright's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 15:06
Archwright
So, clearly, the thing to do is jack off in a way that allows the sixaxis to move up and down in sync with your hand. See if your fancy boob physics can keep up with THAT!
Dan CiTi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 15:09
Dan CiTi
THE POWER OF THE PS3!!!
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 15:09
covah
Fuck this noise, just give me DoA5.
Nitex's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 15:10
Nitex
The old pervert dude was hilarious. Boob control isn't just for the teen boys!
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 15:17
Corak
That was hilarious
TheBigFeel's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 15:18
TheBigFeel
Jiggle my tits, my lord.
guillermo316's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 15:20
guillermo316
it represent so many things. jiez!
pascuz46's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 15:22
pascuz46
Who needs class when you got Tecmo!
king zetta's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 15:24
king zetta
fantastic simply
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 15:25
Black Nexus
Niero is psychic: confirmed.



By the by considering your psychic and all,You wouldn't happen to have this weeks winning lotto numbers would you, because I could reeeeally use those numbers.
Tanukitsune's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 15:26
Tanukitsune
Could Team Ninja be LESS subtle? Well, the game could ship with a box of tissues and hand lotion...

Do they secretly want to make hentai games or are they just in love with breasts THAT much?
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 15:28
Los255
grasslunatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 15:28
grasslunatic
THIS COULD NOT BE DONE ON THE 360.
Devil-King's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 15:29
Devil-King
Hi everybody.
There is an another BOOBIES JIGGLING VIDEO released about Ninja GAiden Sigma 2.
Enjoy= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OpRjYZEjKU

A must see Video ;)
Nicojay2's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 15:29
Nicojay2
NO NO NO.
Quick jiggles are fine, but slow motion undulations reminiscent of stirring consciousness is damn right DISTURBING.
Day one purchase.
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 15:29
Shin Oni
eh...I was expecting the boobs to be moving around more or something. Not working much for me. Even if it was Ayane's boobs.
JungleSoundGold's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 15:32
JungleSoundGold
YES! YES! GLOURIOUS!
moggle's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 15:33
moggle
The commercial cracked me up. Tecmo sure has come a long ways from Tecmo Bowl.

Though I find it hard to fault them for having a little fun with jiggly-boob monster they let out of the box.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 15:34
RonBurgandy2010
Jesus.
Arianol's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 15:35
Arianol
If you buy this game, the guy behind the counter at GameStop is going to know why.

"But I really love the gameplay!"
"It's Ninja Gaiden."
"Oh yea."
kefkaesque's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 15:39
kefkaesque
@ Arianol

Except NG games do have fantastic gameplay.
Mr Squish's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 15:54
Mr Squish
pure class!
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 15:55
Crunshii
along the way's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 16:00
along the way
Oh, Team Ninja. You cads.
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 16:02
CRAZYAPE69
my god, gene eric didnt comment THANK MY MANY GODS!!!
Gene Eric's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 16:09
Gene Eric
@CRAZYAPE69

You called ?^__^

Anyway this is a creative and amusing way for Sony to market the game, based on a creative and amusing feature. Good show Sony.
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