It's been a while since some gang of whiny pussies moaned about the Nintendo Wii daring to have a bit of variety on its system with Sega's M-rated MadWorld, but luckily The National Institute on Media and the Family is here to redress the balance and present an utterly pathetic little bitch fest about the brutal brawler.
Crying over the fact that the "once family-friendly" Wii has "opened its doors to the violent videogame genre," Dr. David Walsh arrogantly attacks Nintendo as if it was somehow the God-given right of families to have sole playing rights on the console.
The release of MadWorld for the Wii brings violent videogames to a once family-friendly platform. In MadWorld, gamers use the Wii Remote to make the necessary physical actions to chainsaw an opponent in half, impale an enemy with a signpost or decapitate a victim with a golf club. MadWorld is another reminder that parents need to make sure they watch what their kids watch and play what their kids play.
In the past, the Wii has successfully sold itself as being the gaming console for the entire family and a way to bring family-game nights back into people's living rooms. Unfortunately, Nintendo opened its doors to the violent videogame genre. The National Institute on Media and the Family hopes that Nintendo does not lose sight of its initial audience and continues to offer quality, family-friendly games.
First of all, let me say this -- who the f*ck do you think you are, David Walsh? Where do you get off talking like YOU own the Wii, and that it has only ever existed for people like YOU and your precious "families" to enjoy? Who on God's green Earth are you to tell Nintendo who it can and can't market to, and who are you to act as if the existence of violent videogames on the Wii should affect your personal enjoyment of puerile crap like Carnival Games?
I've read some utter trash from media watchdogs and anti-videogame lobbyists, but little has made my blood boil as much as the arrogant, self-absorbed tripe that NIMF has decided to share with the world. The selfishness of David Walsh's words are disgusting, and also betrays a laziness as he whines that parents have to -- Heaven forbid -- look after their children even when a Wii is involved. Oh boo hoo, you can't use the Wii as a surrogate mother anymore because violent games exist. Pathetic. Absolutely, despicably, pathetic.
Violent games exist, even on the Wii. They have done before MadWorld, and will do after MadWorld. They shouldn't affect you at all. You'll still have your precious casual games. Get over it and learn to cope with reality, you stupid dickheads.
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4:00 PM on 03.10.2009
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Totally agree though.
What a load of garbage. Why do pinheads like this need to try and ruin our fun? A system can be family friendly AND cater to older gamers at the same time. THE TWO CONCEPTS AREN'T MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE, JERKWAD!
Man, now I'm really ticked off.
Mother Frakkers
I love you Jim
Seriously, 1 M(which should be enough for parents to know it's not intended to younger audiences) is no comparison to the other 200 family games the Wii has.
That guy is really letting his ignorance show.
Someone needs to do a "review" of this game through this guy's eyes!! ahaha
People make these utterly useless titles for themselves and their groups and suddenly they are "experts". And you can bet your sweet ass you'll see them on the news as such.
We now turn to Dr. David Walsh for a warning you and your children won’t want to miss. Their lives just may depend on it, after the break.
Movies gotta go too, not family friendly
FUCK, now we gotta get rid of the INTERNETS! For obvious reasons
onoes! I THINK VIOLENT THOUGHTS ABOUT STUPID PEOPLE, and sexy thoughts about sexy people! Someone ban my brain!
You know what, I bet that asshole has thought dirty and/or violent thoughts before, ban his brain too!
...he might not have one, he seems to assume that parent's shouldn't HAVE to watch what their children watch and play. They HAVE to, it's their JOB as PARENTS, whose roll, by definition, is to raise their child to be an accepted member of the community. And the community doesn't accept a mutant who was raised by television and video games, we want intelligent people who were raised by intelligent PEOPLE.
Although I'm noticing a disturbing trend where the community itself is becoming stupid and base.
"Since there are games on the Wii that betray what I want from the system, I hope that publishers still release games that appeal to me."
Resident Evil Umbrella Chronicles
Manhunt 2
House of the Dead 2 & 3 Return
House of the Dead: Overkill
Dead Rising: Chop Til You Drop
Mortal Kombat: Armageddon
No More Heroes
All those Mature rated games that were released before Madworld and somehow it's Madworld that is the one to ruin the "family friendliness"? Makes no sense. These people don't even pay attention to what is on the console to begin with, they probably just say the commercial and went nuts.
Well at least it's some free publicity for MadWorld.
Anyone have an idea for a cool-sounding acronym? eh?
On a side note, I see that you educate yourself with both sides of the debate, even the ridiculously funny ones like this. I wonder if NIMF reads our opinions and tries to learn. God forbid they listen to anyone else and try to understand our side.
And now if you don't mind I would like to partake in some wonderful yet petty point and laugh antics. HAHAHAHAHA your organizations name sounds like nymph! :P
But Seriously man, hook me up with a framed copy and I'll see what I can do.
Spot on, Jim. Nothing else to say to it.
Who's bringing the toilet paper?
I know nothing about NOT playing video games but I hear people who don't play games are 100% more likely to complain about stupid shit.
BAMF "Brotherhood Against Mindless Fools"
EPICK "Entertainment Populace for International Child Knowledge"
EPICK "Entertaining the Populace with Interesting Carnal Knowledge"
DTOID "Destroying The Overtly Idiotic Demographic"
BADASS "Bestowing Aphorism to the Diligent Acrimonious Shit Slingers"
SONIC "Severing the Obscenely Necrotic Information Channels"
SUPER SONIC "Surpassing and Undermining Propagandists with Entertaining Results while Severing the Obscenely Necrotic Information Channels"
ONOES "Operating Nintendo Only for Erotic Sex"
BANINATED "Bereaving Arbitrary News Industry whose Now Accepted Tendencies Encompass Dumb"
this is hard work, maybe I'll think up more later