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Okay, this is one of the strangest teaser videos I've ever seen. It contains no game footage. It actually contains no real video at all. It's just the game's logo, while a woman -- the intersex quasi-demon girl known as Kane -- repeatedly hurls abuse and swears at a book. 

Yeah ... this is strange. The strength of the language is also something that is quite unbecoming of a Square Enix game, and not what I'd have expected from such a strongly Japanese game. I've heard the F-word in all sorts of games and it doesn't really matter, but the tone of language is uniquely surprising in this case. Sounds like we've got a definite M-rating on our hands. 

Anyway, if you want to hear a woman shouting all sorts of verbal rage, then watch the "video."








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H4RDC0RP5's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 12:03
H4RDC0RP5
That was fucking awesome.

I now want to play this game.
Anonymouse's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 12:06
Anonymouse
Oh swears! This is not good for our children etc.
RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 12:06
RenegadePanda
I thought the English speakers weren't getting the ladyboy?

Did they reconsider?
Mr Squish's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 12:10
Mr Squish
Pure Class.
Ben Perlee's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 12:14
Ben Perlee
I love this trailer
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 12:15
Kraid
RAGE!
Armis's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 12:16
Armis
Dood. I hope this is as crazy as Drakengard was. It sorta sounds like it. Killing Giant Flying Babies FTW.
sitter san's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 12:16
sitter san
The premise seemed interesting, but that was overwhelmingly mediocre.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 12:17
mistic
great swearing!
Pagster's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 12:18
Pagster
Geez, someone's on the blob
Deny Everything's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 12:21
Deny Everything
So this game is about a woman on her period?
iBorgNinja's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 12:31
iBorgNinja
Eight swear words in 26 seconds...that's a new record for Square Enix.
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 12:38
DJDuffy
this story keeps getting weirder and weirder.
misfit119's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 13:44
misfit119
Yay! They're following in the same vein as Rogue Warrior, another thoroughly mature game. Totally awesome.
hornetjockey's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 13:44
hornetjockey
Bizarre. Squeenix, you have my interest.
Genfuyung's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 13:46
Genfuyung
Sounds like Revy from Black Lagoon. Anyone know for sure?
Django Reinhardt's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 13:48
Django Reinhardt
Complete miss.
seventhevening's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 13:51
seventhevening
Wait...if we get Kane in our version of the game, I'm interested again.

Square needs to release a list of what crap is in each version of the game. This crap is really confusing.
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 13:52
eternalplayer2345
I too love this trailer
Insane Enigma's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 13:53
Insane Enigma
What I am taking away from this video is that the voice acting is going to be amazing.
phantomile's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 13:54
phantomile
Strange, yes, but it looks like this game is going to have some very likable personality and great voice acting. Do want.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 13:55
Elsa
Better than Sony's two women wrestling when they introduced the white PSP.

At least this trailer shows good voice acting... which makes me actually interested in the game. I actually quite liked this trailer - effective and interesting.
ebs's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 14:00
ebs
24/7 swearing must be how the Japanese think English is colloquially.
So, this is the infamous hermaphrodite.. If anything, this teaser made me less interested in the game.
the guy with the hat's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 14:01
the guy with the hat
I prefered the 360 advert :P
runtheplacered's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 14:02
runtheplacered
What was so great about that voice acting? I see everyone bowing down to it.. but I guess I'm not seeing it as being "Great." It wasn't piss poor, it was adequate, but jesus.. everyone here thinks it was great enough to sell a game by itself? Weird.

I guess everyone just has really low standards for their games. Or just putting emphasis on the word "fucking" counts as good voice acting. One of the two.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 14:06
Holyetheline
I find this a bit tasteless. I don't think her voice acting was the best either. This game will still probably be amazing but the trailer... not so much.
Armis's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 14:07
Armis
@ebs I think Nier coming out for NA before or at the same time as in JPN.
Anastu's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 14:16
Anastu
@runtheplacered It was the energy and feeling the voice actor put it into that performance. I say it was well done.
Starrynight's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 14:18
Starrynight
I am now interested
vApathyv's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 14:20
vApathyv
Nice to see voice actors throw passion and energy into their performance these days but, this trailer tells me nothing. Entertaining as it is, I still need to see more before I decide on this game. Good performance though!
CaLeDee's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 14:35
CaLeDee
The voice acting is quite good. That's coming from someone who generally hates English voice acting in Japanese games.
TheCleaningGuy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 14:42
TheCleaningGuy
I was pleasantly surprised by this. My interest is slightly piqued.
VampireChrist's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 15:12
VampireChrist
hahaha sold
GEMPadre036's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 15:13
GEMPadre036
I wish the Shadow Lord would give me a big sloppy kiss... :(
My Eyes My Eyes's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 15:34
My Eyes My Eyes
What's this? Square Enix are...doing something...different?
Blue Odeyssey's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 15:40
Blue Odeyssey
I liked it, not sure why.
kingnothing997's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 15:51
kingnothing997
Huh. Laura Bailey. Of course there'll be cursing. So...is this game like Bloodrayne 2.0?

But seriously, she's a crazy lady. Looking forward to this game, though.
Stephen Beirne's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 15:55
Stephen Beirne
@runtheplacered

We weren't given anything in the trailer but the voice acting so it's the only thing we can really judge.

Speaking of which - very good.
Rinsako's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 16:39
Rinsako
@ ebs

Everyone has their misconceptions. I'm sure squeenix's is that in order to make the game sell better, it must make it more "western". Hence it must add qualities in its games it views to be aspects that will attract western culture such as swearing.

But being the good'ol japanese they don't forget about the home marketplace. What better way to allure the audience by throwing a penis on a girl. You know if it was just some girl, it be boring and overused, but now with the hemaphrodite that possesses only one male characteristic (a penis) it's certain to attract attention the same was Jun, Bridget, Maria, Haruhi (Not the Kyoani), Aikawa and the various other trap artifacts from the otaku subculture that possess one unique feature (penis) that seperates them from the rest of the sea of bimbos and tsunderes in the medium.

It looks like squeenix wants to both eat their cake and shit rainbows.

I for one hope they end up with cake ridden shit rainbows on their face.
fulldamage's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 17:41
fulldamage
@runtheplacered Okay this is cheap, but -- you're commenting that you're unimpressed by the voice acting, and you've got a WILLIAM SHATNER avatar?

I just don't know if I can trust your judgment. Just sayin'. ;)
Electrium's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 18:48
Electrium
I said it in the last Neir article and I'll say it again - Japanese have such... fucking hilarious ideas of what Americans like.
puppy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 20:09
puppy
Start fucking helping us!!!
-PL-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 21:48
-PL-
Honestly, I think it would be a lot cooler if we could see the character saying it, rather than just a black screen with the logo showing the whole time. Then we'd at least be able to connect with some kind of character rather than just hearing a pissed off bitch yell about shit.
Press Space to Smack a Ho's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 23:32
Press Space to Smack a Ho
That was fucking awesome.
I still don't want to play this game.
KyrenCross's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2009 03:08
KyrenCross
She sounds like the voice in Left4LoL ^_^
Snorbuckle's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2009 07:48
Snorbuckle
It's Kainé, not Kane. Also yes the international release will have her as a secondary character just like the Japanese.
rcabc's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2009 13:13
rcabc
Fuck Yeah, any game where you can cus out a guy named Shadow Lord is aweseom
Roryzilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2009 13:59
Roryzilla
Yawn
StealthKnight's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2010 00:51
StealthKnight
Nice acting! She seems like an interesting character that is not passive.
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