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Nier Replicant will be getting sexy hermaphrodite fun photo

Nier Replicant has been revealed has been revealed as a PS3-exclusive version of Square Enix's upcoming action RPG, while Nier Gestalt will be an alternative Xbox 360 version. We don't yet know if the two games will have some form of interaction, but what we do know is that Replicant has at least got a hermaphrodite in it.

First of all, let's talk about the differences between Replicant and Gestalt. Both star a rugged action hero called Nier who is questing to save a woman called Yonah from the Black Scrawl virus, but Replicant's version of Nier is younger while Gestalt's is more weathered and old. In addition, Yonah is Nier's sister in Replicant, but in Gestalt she's his daughter. Weird, weird shenanigans going on. 

More importantly, however, is the fact that Nier also features a character known as Kaine, a hermaphrodite with identity issues and a demon that has taken over half his/her body. There is also a magical talking book called Grimoire Weiss. 

All in all, the Nier games are looking like they're going to be quite interesting indeed ... if not downright confusing.


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Doos's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2009 17:42
Doos
I watched some hermaphrodites do some stuff to each other once on the internet. It blew my fucking mind.
Overcrowd's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2009 17:43
Overcrowd
WOO GENDER CONFUSION
Chibi_Zero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2009 17:45
Chibi_Zero
I know which version I want now...
phantomile's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2009 17:46
phantomile
I really like what they're doing with the alternate versions for the two consoles.
Arianol's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2009 17:46
Arianol
"a hermaphrodite with identity issues and a demon that has taken over half his/her body"

Talk about a complex. That guy/girl must really need a hug.
Tralfmadoria's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2009 17:53
Tralfmadoria
Oh, but we do know the two games will have a form of interaction: idiot fanboys raging in forums over which one is better.
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2009 17:54
taumpytears
Well we know JIm "The Trannie King" Sterling will be buying a copy.
Trebz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2009 17:55
Trebz
I second phantomile's opinion. This should be done more often, rather than just changing the button layout when you're putting a game on two systems.
Insanity-Oo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2009 17:55
Insanity-Oo
Makes me wonder if I should be staring at the header picture....O_o
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2009 17:56
mix
So having half an ecretion isn't gay then......

Right?

RIGHT!

Screen shot looks nice though.
Shadowiii's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2009 18:00
Shadowiii
I thought all recent Square-Enix characters were hermaphrodites.
Huh.
Aberrant Thought's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2009 18:05
Aberrant Thought
Oh that is a bad pun from Tolentino, they set out a "trap"? *shakes head *
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2009 18:21
Niero
Is it just me is that dinosaur an E-cup?
ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2009 18:25
ceark
?
ghets's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2009 18:27
ghets
It looks like a giant mutated testicle.
Harris Hatsworth's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2009 18:33
Harris Hatsworth
After watching the latest episode of Dragon Ball Kai, I've come to realise that Piccolo is a hermaphrodite. They have no male/female distinction but lay eggs so they're all hermaphrodites.
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2009 18:37
SnakeDude4Life
Sounds like -All you Zombies-, only without time travel... or not.

—All You Zombies— by Robert Heinlein: The Unmarried Mother was an intersex, though apparently female, teenager who was seduced by a mysterious older man. Many years and a sex change later, she, now he, is sent back in time, where he meets and makes love to a very familiar girl.
Matthew Blake's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2009 18:47
Matthew Blake
This could be the best thing ever or the worst thing ever.
ikiryou's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2009 18:57
ikiryou
Incessant fapping sounds coming from futanari fans in 3-2-1...
TewDee's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2009 19:08
TewDee
Excuse me but...can you repeat that? I kept doing double takes I think I missed something.
Nitex's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2009 19:17
Nitex
Shadowiii only the characters in VII. Whooooooa buz-zing!
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2009 19:29
Los255
I want an explanation. This sounds borderline stupid. Funny, but stupid.
zombielifecoach's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2009 19:33
zombielifecoach
@ Matthew Blake

Maybe it'll be the best thing AND the worst thing ever! You know because the one character is a man AND a woman, I mean, y'know, like both at the same time...


Oh forget it.
Static Jak's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2009 19:36
Static Jak
Just the basic story nearly reaches MGS on the confusion meter.
DustyBlue's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2009 19:39
DustyBlue
... I'm keeping an eye on this one...
Drakengard's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2009 19:56
Drakengard
Well, if anyone out there remember a certain game called Drakengard then you'll understand just what the heck to expect from this game. Cavia has, well, a sick twisted side to their stories and while I don't expect quite what Dakengard presented: hints of incest, suicide, pedophilia [removed in the US release] and some absolutely sick and twisted monster designs... Well, I suppose you can see the last one from the picture heading this article. Just know this, if you think a hermaphroditic character is as far as it goes...you haven't seen anything.
HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2009 20:58
HiddenAHB
This surely caught my attention, i don't see many stereotypes in this game.
But... is Gestalt Square Enix new favorite word? There isn't something like a Gestalt mode in FF XII?
Brlito's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2009 21:10
Brlito
Why is everyone surprised there's a hermaphrodite in a SE game?
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2009 21:32
hpv
Well that explains why she looks like a man. Maybe next time they'll stop pretending that their "male" protagonists in Final Fantasy games aren't really Meg Ryan in drag.
Bjorn The Unicorn's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 00:00
Bjorn The Unicorn
THAT MONSTER HAS BALLS ON IT'S CHIN!
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 03:03
Aziel13
yep big ones at that
Emrah's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 03:20
Emrah
The caption could have been "find the hermaphrodite in the picture".
brimtastic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 03:53
brimtastic
I think this idea of slightly altering versions is a damn good one.


That is all.
MCChampaignMillionaire's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 06:45
MCChampaignMillionaire
Where is the difference again?...
Archwright's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 15:08
Archwright
@Neiro *barf* That's what I was thinking, but somehow my brain didn't protect me from the thought when it came from outside.
TJF588's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 16:01
TJF588
Yay for hermaphoriditism (though I wonder if it'd be a futanari-style or real-world situation).

There is also a magical talking book called Grimoire Weiss.
^
GTFO, DoC.
Citizensnips's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2009 22:49
Citizensnips
Im just wondering what kind of hermaphrodite she will be...in fact, thats the most interestin thing about this game so far..oh right , theres a talking book...

Well, sometimes these games are cool, undertones of weird things can be cool, like rule of rose, if its a good game, and intriguing ( ..well it has a hermaphrodite, already pretty complex) maybe itll be great? And i dont get why everyoen is saying "it" looks like a man, from the scans, looks liek a chic to me..albeit with a little 'extra'
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2009 14:13
vexed alex
I think perhaps the tagging is inappropriate....Nahh.
vApathyv's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2009 14:27
vApathyv
How old are we talking here? There's plenty of cheap, current-gen games like that aren't that lengthy that would be a perfect start. If you're looking to stay retro though, I'd have to think a little bit harder. Still, I like where this idea's going, I'm definitely gonna keep an eye on it.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2009 14:56
Dexter345
I hear Halo 3: ODST is pretty short, and you were planning on getting it anyway.
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