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Wasn't Jessica Alba just saying the other day how she loved playing her DS on her movie sets? What is it with the DS and hot actresses?
Yup
Well she's either playing Brain Age or Hotel Dusk...
Pfft. Fuck those games, she's playing Planet Puzzle League.
I'd like to have sex with her, but I wouldn't be able to scrub the Cruise out of her cunt.
Permanent sloppy seconds
i want to show her my arbok
Anything that has been naked with Tom Cruise should be viewed with extreme caution.
Then again, she is a redhead.
And an Aussie.
And she DOES like Nintendo...
...so conflicted... ;_;
agh is today huge image day or something!???
Nicole Kidman will haunt my nightmares :(
Totally Lickable Cunt.
I invite her to haunt mine.
I was hoping TLC somehow stood for T-Boz, Left-Eye and Chilly, but god knows you bastards never give women their propers.
Remember kids, don't go chasin' waterfalls.
@Wiisucks: Only if you don't resize them. Make sure you post them as huge as you can. It will make people like you more. Honest.
Of course I mean your picture WiiSucks! And for the record, I don't hate anybody.
What the fuck is going on in this comment section??
Shouldn't that blatant display of trolling warrant a ban or something? Since when did Destructoid turn into a community that welcomes individuals with extreme cases of mental retardation? >.<
There needs to be a series of features on types of trolls. I believe WiiSucks falls under the Masochistic Attention Whore category. One of the most tiresome, and one of the most tricky, because you just want to beat the shit out of them - but that's exactly what they seem to want you to do. It's a dilemma.
I'm one to post pictures in my post, but I do so inregard to people at work who can't have bewbs onscreen, or those who don't like scrolling to see a whole picture.
But I don't think posting a picture contradictory to someone's post suggestion is reason for ban. Lord knows I've accidentally posted a 2 page long picture on here before (total accident!) and I didn't see a ban, nor did I have to explain myself for it to the higher ups.
I would say that these things are tolerable provided we don't start getting hammered with Hunter99 posts about getting WOW gold. Hunter99 is a douchbag.
For the sake of research and the progress of humankind, I did a Google Images search on "Scarlett Johansson's naked breasts" to see what popped up (?). I'd buy ten of whatever she's selling. 'Tis the power of Two.
Oh, and Nicole is sniffin' her finger 'cause it was just in my anus.
Mmm, minty fresh.
When I heard about this, I said to my self (out loud), "Fuck huurr."
If they want someone to promote Brain Age, why not Mensa member and not-quite-as-hot-as-Nicole-Kidman-but-still-hot Geena Davis?
Because that would make too much sense Mixie.
That picture makes me think that she's figured out another use for the Wiimote...
Wait, Grim, why is this a bad thing? I mean, it's not a good thing, but I wouldn't say it's bad. Unless you meant you'd like to fuck her, in which case I concur.
Well first off, I hate Brain Age with a burning passion. Secondly, who wouldn't like to fuck her?
Wiisucks: Get sepsis.
Nicole Kidman is still totally on my list, even after years of Cruise. Even though he's gay.
WiiSucks: I'm glad your internet cherry is getting popped at D'toid.
That is not cruel.
You have no idea how cruel we *can* be.
I believe you are just green, a total newbie.
Grow some labia, call back, we'll be here. And no more stupid, Come back with stupid and you will meet the hammer.
If your not new to the internet: The help you need is very expensive and you should probably just kill yourself.
Thank You.
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Nicole is totally ghey.
Grim: Tom Cruise, apparently. And yeah, I don't know shit about Brain Age. I'd try it, though.
I reckon they're going after the non-gamer 30-40+ something australian. She's uber popular in Australia amongst people who read tabloid magazines, such as Women's Day, eeuck!
wiisucks is off to get surgery. let's hope it's gastric bypass.
/the internet is a cruel place
wiisucks needs a swift kicks in the ass with the banstick
I'd hit it. Twice.
I think if Scarlett Johansson had a B-Cup, she would be an average looking beeyawch. However, if Natalie Portman had D-Cups, she would be the hottest bitch ever. What is it about big boobs that raises the...mmm, big boobs.
I don't undersand why there is so much hate against Tom Cruise,
the guy is pretty cool.
And if when you see a sexy picture of Nicole Kidman, and the first thing you think about is Tom Cruise in her vagina you are obviously very gay.
I would have sex with her in a second without thinking about it.
Ironically, "Yeah, I'd hit it" just happens to be a catchphrase of mine.
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