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Nickelback: Put down Guitar Hero, learn a real instrument photo

Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger has been complaining that there are not enough rock bands in the world, and that people should stop playing Guitar Hero so they may lend a hand. 

"I feel like there's not enough rock bands out there, especially when we go on the road," Kroeger explains. "It's tough to find other bands out there, because either they're making a record, or they just got done touring. So kids: Start rock bands. Set down the Guitar Hero, learn how to play an actual guitar and start a band, because it's hard to find more bands to put a solid rock-and-roll package together, to get out there."

I've always loved that "go play a real guitar" argument, mainly because it's deliciously stupid. It's essentially telling an FPS fan to join the army, or a racing game player to buy a Formula 1 car. I should think that anybody with a real interest and talent in guitar playing would already be playing guitar.

People who have no interest in being Nickelback, however, are busy having fun with their videogame.








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Krayven's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 18:44
Krayven
Nickelback doesn't count as any kind of band.
KMCC's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 18:45
KMCC
I threw up a little when I read that headline.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 18:46
F Whipple
Maybe if they made good music they'd inspire kids to pick up a real instrument.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 18:47
vexed alex
People actually listen to Nickelback's music?

The more you know?
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 18:48
MrSadistic
Holy shit, irony at its best.
Timmeh's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 18:49
Timmeh
Since Nickelback will happily tell anyone who asks that they are more interested in money than music, I think their opinion is pretty worthless. In fact, they can roll it up nice and tight and thrust it up their arses.
Coldbrand's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 18:49
Coldbrand
Hahahahahahahahahaha.

Nickelback isn't in any fucking position to tell ANYONE what to do musically.
psycho terror2's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 18:50
psycho terror2
LOL i can't imagine a "solid rock-and-roll package" that involved nickelback
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 18:52
ChronosWing
LOL The only reason nickelback can't find anyone to tour with is because no one wants to tour with their shitty wannabe rock band.
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 18:52
ChronosWing
LOL The only reason nickelback can't find anyone to tour with is because no one wants to tour with their shitty wannabe rock band.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 18:52
Tubatic
Talk to the record companies, jerk.

I'm absolutely certain that there is no shortage of rock bands in the world.

Are hard ass rock bands losing contracts to milquetoast button down shirt rock? (you know what I'm talking about)

Absolutely.
AudioTerror's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 18:54
AudioTerror
I see the point he is trying to make. There is a sad decline in the music industry and there doesn't seem to be a ton of original rock music out right now. He just ends up sounding like a jerk trying to burn Guitar Hero.

Also, screw Nickelback. Every one of their songs sounds exactly the same.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 18:58
Darren Nakamura
Somebody should tell Nickelback to put down their guitars.
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 18:58
timtheterrible
@ Nickelback

Put down the guitar, pick up a noose.
Clbull's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 19:00
Clbull
They sorta missed the point here. Guitar Hero is a video game, its not meant to be like some super realistic band simulator
Killwithhonor's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 19:00
Killwithhonor
I dont think it is the other bands that are lacking, just nickelback...
UmarifficCKizzle's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 19:02
UmarifficCKizzle
Kroeger has a valid point about the lack of REAL rock bands out there. Now, in fairness, my point: How can he possibly believe Nickleback belongs in that same category of real rock bands?

Here's to this hopefully keeping Nickleback out of Guitar Hero and Rock Band!
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 19:02
Mushman
LOL@ nickelback
FiXXXerX's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 19:03
FiXXXerX
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FiXXXerX's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 19:04
FiXXXerX
It would appear that I'm a tool bag....

ANYWAY... if anyone wants to see what people think of nickle back, or see them get hit with rocks see BELOW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsoP-5lGR4I
Loogibot's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 19:07
Loogibot
No, I'll stick to my plastic guitar, which is cheaper and more fun to play . How about this Nickelback, why don't you send me a free guitar and a ton of equipment you'd need to make real band, and I'll consider it. Hey, maybe someone will actually make music, instead of whatever the hell this guy does.
grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 19:08
grafkhun
guys, this isn't about Nickelback themselves, it's about GH and playing a real guitar. does it matter if they suck? no, it doesn't. I agree that GH is somewhat dumb, I'd rahter see people picking up a real guitar. sure it's harder, much harder, but no one said it was easy to learn.
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 19:11
Aerox
I absolutely hate Nickelback and hope their tour bus crashes.

That said, I think his statement was less of an attack on Guitar Hero and more of a "Hey guys, if you like Guitar Hero and are into music consider actually learning how to play." There's a huge difference between what he said and when uberdouche John Mayer said something like Guitar Hero made untalented people think they were as good as him and it pissed him off.

I think it's retarded when people say shit like "OMG WHY PLAY GUITAR HERO WHEN YOU COULD PLAY A REAL INSTRUMANT ROCK BAND SUCKS", but I think it would be equally stupid to not take advantage of the fact that games like Rock Band and Guitar Hero have the potential to get kids/adults actually interested in learning to play a real instrument. There's nothing negative about learning to play the guitar.
dmgi's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 19:14
dmgi
@grafkhun

Wrong. It IS much harder to learn to play a guitar, but most people that learn to play the guitar play covers. If I'm going to learn to play other people's songs I'd rather have something that is not too hard to learn and extremely fun. Also, real guitar lacks the ability to be competitive in the way guitar hero is. Yeah, people should learn to play a real instrument, but it doesn't mean people can't play guitar hero.
Shinu's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 19:15
Shinu
that's a retarded comment. there are a shit-ton of rock bands all over. it's the record compagnies and how things works at a business level that makes us thinks there aren't enough.

plus, nickelback sucks balls.
Jurnigan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 19:16
Jurnigan
The problem I have with Guitar Hero is not that it takes away guitar players from the real instrument, it's just that it is a really boring game to play solo. If you're going to do something guitar-related by yourself, it might as well be something constructive rather than a playing a game that sort of imitates the real instrument by adding colored buttons. Guitar Hero isn't a bad party game though, but I personally like Rock Band better.

Also: This is a guy from Nickelback. Really? Him telling people to play music is about as useful a politician telling people to be honest.
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 19:16
Aerox
I absolutely hate Nickelback and hope their tour bus crashes.

That said, I think his statement was less of an attack on Guitar Hero and more of a "Hey guys, if you like Guitar Hero and are into music consider actually learning how to play." There's a huge difference between what he said and when uberdouche John Mayer said something like Guitar Hero made untalented people think they were as good as him and it pissed him off.

I think it's retarded when people say shit like "OMG WHY PLAY GUITAR HERO WHEN YOU COULD PLAY A REAL INSTRUMANT ROCK BAND SUCKS", but I think it would be equally stupid to not take advantage of the fact that games like Rock Band and Guitar Hero have the potential to get kids/adults actually interested in learning to play a real instrument. There's nothing negative about learning to play the guitar.
nukka jdav's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 19:16
nukka jdav
@grafkhun

Did you read anything in the article?

My roommate always tells me to quit playing Rock Band on the occasion that I play it, he says in the time it took to get good at that game I could be playing real guitar.

Well fuck you roommate, again, thats not the point of the game, and I could never play Nirvana exactly how Nirvana plays Nirvana.

It's shallow if anyone doesn't see the appeal of this game and simply tosses it aside as a poser's guitar. FUCK YOU ALLLLLLL GAHDFLKSJADF

Anger.
JTHomeslice's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 19:22
JTHomeslice
Nickelback. Rock? Don't make me laugh.
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 19:24
Aerox
I have no idea why that doubleposted.
John B's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 19:24
John B
Nickelback just lost a shitload of credibility with me, not that they had much to begin with. They need to go on tour with John Mayer and the rest if the narrow-minded idiots who feel this way and call it "The We-Don't-Have-A-Clue Tour."

I play both keyboard and guitar. I enjoy playing them. But sometimes I just want to play in fun, and that's exactly where RB and GH come in.

It's pathetic that some people just can't get it into their heads that one is a real musical instrument and the other is a game.
Wack's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 19:26
Wack
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... oh my god, Chad Kroeger thinks he is a musician... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Seriously, Nickelback might as well be playing Rock Band, at least they'd be playing some good songs.
xXTUBBYXx's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 19:28
xXTUBBYXx
I think my uvula said F-You and threw up without me even noticing.
grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 19:30
grafkhun
dmgi and nukka jdav- I never said people shouldn't play GH. I know what the piont of GH is, to have fun, and it is (I have 1 and 2, didn't buy them though). I also played RB once and it was fucking awesome, except the loud drums. BUT I still do think that the whole guitar playing simulation thing is a bit dumb.

also dmgi:
"It IS much harder to learn to play a guitar, but most people that learn to play the guitar play covers."

didn't I just say that? well I mean the first part.
Loogibot's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 19:36
Loogibot
I bet more people have atleast thought of picking up a real guitar after playing GH or RB, than prior to the game. They have a better feel for it than having nothing before, and now can consider it. So this guy's point is automatically invalid.
Ascythopicism's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 19:36
Ascythopicism
This makes my head asplode... I can't understand how ANYONE could say that North America has a lack of "rock bands." Open your mother fucking eyes, ass-douche. There is so much goddamn talent that is just beneath the surface... so much talent that is being overlooked because no-talent, bland country-rock-playing cunts like Nickelback have even a sliver of attention.
Trevor McGee's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 19:37
Trevor McGee
Tell them to put down their guitars and pick up Guitar Hero or Rock Band. At least then they might be able to play good music.
ShadokatRegn's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 19:39
ShadokatRegn
Wait - are they attacking Guitar Hero, the "kids these days", or the types of bands that are popular now with their lip syncing and Christian fronts?

I'm pretty sure I've considered Nickleback to be rock-a-billy, rather than hardcore rock for...well, forever.
OrangeMango's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 19:43
OrangeMango
Hmm... too bad Nickelback sucks so horribly.
Ascythopicism's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 19:43
Ascythopicism
Also, I feel that if Rock Band / Guitar Hero has done anything, it has instilled an interest of real rock music into those who otherwise wouldn't have appreciated it. My gut tells me that these two franchises have probably gotten a lot of people into this form of music (and to take up real instruments).

I'd love to see some sort of scientific study on the matter (but it's probably impossible to do).
MisterMingo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 19:46
MisterMingo
I don't like their music. I want my nickel back.

HA HA HA HA GET IT!?
parrothead's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 19:54
parrothead
Nickelback is still making music
namae's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 19:56
namae
Right back at you CHAD! You should go form a real band too. On second though, no, please don't.

I want to apologize on behalf of all Canadians for letting this blithering idiot loose on the world.
Xenomorph52's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 20:00
Xenomorph52
"I WANNA BAFFROOM I CAN PWAY BASEBALL IN!" - Chad Kroeger, Nickelback, 2005
Xenomorph52's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 20:00
Xenomorph52
more like pennyback, 'cause they ain't worth a cent
SWE3tMadness's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 20:03
SWE3tMadness
They're just jealous because all the insane guys over at ScoreHero and whatnot have more talent in their pinky toes than this entire shitty, hack band. I wouldn't be surprised if they never even played GH/RB before making this remark.

I could say more, but I've already posted my views about this general subject already.
I Predict A Ryan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 20:03
I Predict A Ryan
I'd rather listen to paint dry than Nickelback! God knows it's more entertaining.
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 20:08
Wexx
Nickelback sucks.
Prince Ghidorah's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 20:12
Prince Ghidorah
I've heard this argument before from musician friends and, really, it's as silly as a fencing enthusiast saying "don't play soul calibur" or a real life apple picker saying "don't play animal crossing."
Prince Ghidorah's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 20:12
Prince Ghidorah
I've heard this argument before from musician friends and, really, it's as silly as a fencing enthusiast saying "don't play soul calibur" or a real life apple picker saying "don't play animal crossing."
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