Sometimes, you gotta take it nice and slow. You don't have to speed through life all the time. No stress, my friends. No stress.
Soothe your weary joints by drawing a warm bath, lighting some incense, then playing this Sonic the Hedgehog medley by the Super Guitar Bros. The therapeutic acoustic rendition of the Sega Genesis classic will revitalize your mind, body, and soul.
Afterwards, wrap yourself in a freshly laundered bath robe and dine on a meal of chili dogs. You deserve it!
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