I believe the correct term is bow chicka wow wow.

Also, I always wondered what anal stimulation would feel like while masturbating.

Not really.

My Taiko drum sticks tell a different story.

BETTERT THAN KILLZONE2

is there a versus mode?

I think the Wii could pull it off better, oh and it might be a better choice of system as well....

I really don't get this post but it's funny none the less.

Not since The Legend of Zelda: Ocorina of Time has a game been so remarkable as to actualy force me to put down the controler, stand up, and take a deep breath, so that I may simply bask in the unspeakable glory that ensues from my console. This game, no, this majestic animal of pure pleasure, is the firt interactive experience that has both figuratively and literally blown me away. When I first saw the simplistic interface and controls I assumed that I was in for just another mediocre community title that would be disposed of as quickly as it first arrived. But after only a few minuets of playing my heart raced, my brain burst, and my senses became a mixture of pleasure, anxiety, and nirvana which I had not yet experienced. Whoever is the saint that has brought this artificial Messiah among us; I implore you to continue too produce these small diamonds in the ruff, so that all may partake in the spoils of an experience that only the greatest of poets could describe. Thank you.

All you need now are vaginal replicas and dildos to complete this game. :P

Should I ask Jim Sterling to review this?

SNAAAAAKE!

Are there leaderboards?

This sounds like something that should be coming from Japan

¡°great for long distance relationships,¡±

HAWT