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We've all been there.

You're driving down the streets of Las Vegas after a Tyson fight, Suge is at the wheel, and as you pull up to a stop light a whole gang of ni***s in a white Caddy pop off 12-13 shots through the door of your Beemer. You're hit, fatally wounded and go on to make more money posthumously than you ever did while you were alive. It's a common story, really.

If only medical professionals could take a cue from videogames, the rap game wouldn't be so damn dangerous. For instance, the above video from the upcoming Wii title Trauma Center: New Blood teaches kids how to treat gunshot wounds, a valuable life skill in any profession.

Also, hit the jump for a clip demonstrating how easy it is to treat "attack wounds", even those suspiciously similar to the wounds suffered by Nicole Brown Simpson. I'm not going to claim The Juice is innocent, but if a child can work that kinda magic on a corpse, what the hell is wrong with Los Angeles?

Free Mumia! 








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ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 05:08
ceark
this game looks like a bitch to play with the wiimote. It was a brilliant on the ds cause that's a fricken stylus. I cringe at the thought of trying to make straight line cuts and precision stitches with a pointer device. -_-
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 05:15
Cheeburga
I agree wtih Ceark.
And even with the stylus it wasn't completely easy.
Cowboy TTop's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 05:32
Cowboy TTop
TC is a great and sometimes over looked game. This sequel would better on DS though, as I'm sure many will look at it and not think much of it.

All i can sugggest is to try it Ceark, practice will make you better. Just don't drink any alcohol before playing, lol.
3dd13's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 05:35
3dd13
This was a hard game on the DS but fully enjoyed. I heard the first Trauma Center on the Wii wasn't as hard with the Wiimote as everyone thought.

It be nice if you could use the DS with the Wii game.
Trevor McGee's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 05:35
Trevor McGee
Trauma Center: Second Opinion on the Wii played just fine, so I don't see why this wouldn't. The only problem I had with the game was trying to get the defibrillator pressed against the patient, for some reason pushing your hands toward the screen didn't always work right.
ShawnKelfonne's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 07:35
ShawnKelfonne
If they're going to make a trailer, how about getting someone who's actually good at it? I don't think I ever failed making an incision as badly as the person playing in the first video.

Regardless though, I loved the first one, and will be getting this as well. Sort of sad to see the dramatic operation music gone though.
jerrt's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 08:48
jerrt
@trevor: that was my only problem with it too. for some reason it didn't work real well. this game should be fine. hopefully they tweak the defib a little, but it should be fine.
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 08:50
Pedro Blandino
fifthy centz?
ShadowXOR's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 08:58
ShadowXOR
I played the first Trauma Center for Wii and it worked amazingly. I can't imagine not having the analog stick to quickly choose my tool. I will definitely be buying or renting this.
Mr Jonson's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 10:27
Mr Jonson
man whoever is playing in the first video really sucks at this game
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 14:29
Knivy
@trevor

Agree, the defibrillator was a bitch, but the rest worked fine.
Trevor McGee's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 15:07
Trevor McGee
Well, it's good to know that I'm not the only one who had problems with the defibrillator in the game.
ShadowXOR's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 15:15
ShadowXOR
I never really had problems with the defibrillator... I only had one major problem but it's kind of a spoiler and after a while I figured it out. I guess I was just doing it wrong or something.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 16:49
Bob Muir
That is kind of distressing that it took that much work just to open him up, but since I haven't played Second Opinion yet, I guess I can't really say for sure. At least Trauma Center has made the jump to widescreen.
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