Here we have a trailer for the third feature film based on Bloodrayne. This direct-to-DVD film from everybody's favorite director Uwe Boll involves a plot to inject Adolph Hitler with Rayne's blood. Clearly, we have an masterpiece in the making.
Say what you will about Boll, this is the sort of thing I expect from Bloodrayne. Honestly, I think Boll is just the guy to make films based on the license. It's cheesy and over-the-top and he can deliver that in spades. Plus, any film which gives top billing to Clint Howard is at least worth a peep.
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Having a spam-bot as the first poster just feels so right in this situation.
Also, deep, gushing, excruciatingly painful rectal bleeding. Just thought I'd mention that, because that's what I'm going through right now after seeing this.
I've kept up on the horrible movie news. The man is also doing a movie about Auschwitz and a fat super-hero named Blubberella who fights nazis. There's a trailer floating around the internet. She stabs one guy, then takes his sandwhich.
@ ikiryou - Oh dude, your avatar made me think of something. Just imagine how awesome it would be if Boll did a movie about Che Guevara! I would watch the shit out of that.
I'll be the first to jump on the Uwe Boll sucks balls bandwagon. He ruined BloodRayne for me, FarCry was terrible, I won't even comment on the rest of his videogame movies.
However, this movie is now one of my favorite movies of all time and I would recommend it to anyone who thinks Uwe Boll is all-garbage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSRSoncoV4k. It seems when he doesn't use videogames as a base, he's not that bad. BloodRayne 3 looks like shi though. At the very least it takes place and/or shares similarities to the actual game(s) now.
I uwe ball would say to you " i want tyou to direct my film" what would u do? Would u do it because u have some skill and would really try make particular film decent or would you just take a peese and have a good fun or just left it i you would not have any skill to make it at last decent?
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Also, deep, gushing, excruciatingly painful rectal bleeding. Just thought I'd mention that, because that's what I'm going through right now after seeing this.
With leaderboards.
Who gives him money to do these things?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxg0wWkFCRs
how can people not like Dr. Uwe Fucking Boll
Well...at least they finally have the Nazis...like the damn GAMES did...
This looks terrible. How does Boll find money to pay his actors? His movies are always a loss....
However, this movie is now one of my favorite movies of all time and I would recommend it to anyone who thinks Uwe Boll is all-garbage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSRSoncoV4k. It seems when he doesn't use videogames as a base, he's not that bad. BloodRayne 3 looks like shi though. At the very least it takes place and/or shares similarities to the actual game(s) now.
never knew he could even make backstabs look lame and corny.