This post has been rated 4 of 5 lettuce heads.

Lettuce on head?

MMMMMMM lettuce!!! HOW DID YOU GUYS KNOW IT WAS MY FAVORITE FOOD!??!?!

Found a lettuce lover for ya.

There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied that he did not need a whole head, but only a half head.

The shop assisant said he would go ask his manager about the matter.

He said to his manager, "There's some asshole out there who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce." As he was finishing saying this, he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "and this gentleman wants to buy the other half." The manager okayed the deal and the man went on his way.

Later the manager called on the boy and said, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you from son?"

The boy replied, "Minnesota sir."

"Oh really? Why did you leave Minnesota" asked the manager.

The boy replied, "They're all just whores and hockey players up there."

"Really?," replied the manager, "My wife is from Minnesota!!"

The boy replied, "No kidding! What team did she play for?"

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Heres another screenshot I found.

[For wilbo] Bunny's like lettuce.

Ryu's dick is the color of lettuce

CABBAGE HEAD???

I... thought this was a thread about SFIV?

Clearly, I was mistaken. (I was going to comment about the air-blocking, but since it has nothing to do with lettucehead, it'd just go un-noticed, so nevermind.)

I missed this lettuce joke..


Look at that ass btw.

This lettuce thing just made me lol soooo hard.... *gasp* ^_^

Wonderful choice of front image as well. You could almost picture Ken saying 'Ryu! What's happened to your nuts?!?'

I really like the _idea_ of what they are doing, but they need to turn down the fucking HDR and stop making the characters faces look so weird...

Also welcome to being the new (as an editor) guy.

What the hell? Did Dtoid suddenly turn into /b/ when I wasn't looking? Ah, well...not much of a difference in the end.

What.

Am I missing something here or is this just an inside joke?

Apparently I missed this.

Does it have to do with John's hair?

Go RYU!

Oh God, the memories ...
Brace yourself, Jonathan. :)

Is it just me or does this game look uglier with each new screenshot?

What's the deal with this lettuce thing? lol