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New Silent Hill 5 screens: Prepare to grope yourself photo

I'm ready, Konami. Take me back to the horrors of Silent Hill. I miss the peeling paint, the impenetrable fog, and the inability to tell the difference between a corpse and a living creature ready to disembowel me with a fractured pipe. Most of all, I find myself lonesome for the type of rape that only soulless creatures with multiple orifices can provide. When can we go? Can we go soon?

Okay, so my obsession with the Silent Hill series is no mystery to anyone that reads this site, but I try not to be too much of a fangirl when it comes to actual quality and gameplay. The pics look up to par, but as much as I'm thrilled with the prospect of returning to good old SH, I think gamers less enthused with the series as a whole may view these screens as more of the same. Regardless, if you can't wait to watch the walls transform to crawling flesh in front of your very eyes again, these will make you touch yourself in the pants anyway.

[Via Jeux-France, thanks to Golden"200 successful tips and counting" Donut!] 


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Cheeburga's Avatar
Cheeburga at 09/27/2007 18:44
I'm going to cum.
mackisawesome's Avatar
mackisawesome at 09/27/2007 18:49
still never played a silent hill game, i should probably get on taht
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foxhound009 at 09/27/2007 18:52
I hope you'll be able free roam the city like in sh 1... Ihope for the awesome chainsaw :)
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brainderailment at 09/27/2007 18:53
I'm right with you Bennett, bring on some more silent hill.
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KamikazeTutor at 09/27/2007 19:14
I loved all Silent Hills except 3, it felt so repetitive...
The enemies filled much of the open spaces and I had no choice but to shoot them down.

I was so relieved after beating the first one, yet as I didn't have any more spare pants, I never played it again.
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boxhound at 09/27/2007 19:30
NICE!

And still to this day, Silent Hill 2 throws me against the wall everytime I load up a game. Yeah, it's that good.
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brimtastic at 09/27/2007 19:34
I'm unsure if I'm hard right now because of the SH5 screens, or Colette's post. I do know that I have just turned 21 and am extremely wasted, so Sober Me apologises in advance
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twinkiebots at 09/27/2007 19:36
maybe a stupid question, but what system is this coming out for.
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Foxtoid at 09/27/2007 19:39
I played the silent hill games out of order, after 4 came out. I'd even been shown the game years before that. But when I sat down and played them, I loved them so.

The new lead character sounds like a fresh perspective. I can't wait. And next gen graphics? The potential is huge!
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Raidensolid at 09/27/2007 19:46
Groping accomplished.
Velt's Avatar
Velt at 09/27/2007 20:17
@mackisawesome
i have never played any of the silent hill games either...
im a pc owner, are all the silent hill games on PC?
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Clockwork at 09/27/2007 20:17
That dude squatting is so not going to alive in five minutes...maybe six.
Justin Villasenor's Avatar
Justin Villasenor at 09/27/2007 20:30
@ twinkiebots
For the PS3 and 360.

@Velt
After some quick research it looks like Silent Hills 2, 3 and 4 had PC releases.
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brimtastic at 09/27/2007 20:35
@ TheGoldenDonut (and Velt)

Yep, correct. At the moment me and my house mate are replaying the games. We are currently failing at Silent Hill 2 :/
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ShadowXOR at 09/27/2007 20:35
These pictures are from over a week ago just like the videos another guy posted a few posts down. You guys are usually on top of everything but you missed the SHV news train apparently.
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Capn Birdseye at 09/27/2007 20:47
Silent Hill is awesome, by far the best survival horror series out there IMO.

Anyone know what systems this is confirmed for? Hopefully 360...
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Dexter345 at 09/27/2007 21:27
Prepare to grope myself? You mean, even more than normal?
SchickOuttaShape's Avatar
SchickOuttaShape at 09/27/2007 21:43
yay! me too! silent hill is my favoritest favorite of favs. =DDDDDDDDD
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Wedge at 09/27/2007 22:16
Get your Doom 3 out of my Silent Hill kthx? The more I see of this game, the sadder I get. I wish it could go back to being a logo and a plot premise.
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Colette Bennett at 09/27/2007 23:45
Guys, I'm sorry I didn't specify systems. As far as I know SH5 is going to be for 360 and PS3, although that may change but I hope it's right. Shadow, I'm sorry to fail you on late pictures, but they were posted today on Jeux-France so maybe you should go take your wrath out on them.
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topgeargorilla at 09/28/2007 00:11
OMG GOD LITTLE KID< GET AWAY FROM THAT MONSTER BEHIND YOU! HE'S GONNA FUCK YOU UP OF YOU DON'T STOP DRAWING! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU ARE DRAWING! FUCKING MOVE!

MOVE DAMMIT, THERE ARE FUCKING BARS IN BETWEEN US, I CAN'T FUCKING HELP YOU!

FUCK, NOW YOU ARE DEAD, AND I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS MESS!

lil' bastard.
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ShadowXOR at 09/28/2007 01:05
I don't have any wrath, I was just saying.

And Wedge...I've played all the Silent Hill games and enjoyed them, while I hated Doom 3. I don't see how this game has become less like Silent Hill, and at all like Doom 3. What are you talking about?
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deanhatescoffee at 09/28/2007 01:31
Silent Hill 5 screens want to screen your silence. Hills. ?
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Mxyzptlk at 09/28/2007 02:15
Silent Hill is awesome, but it's the last thing that makes me want to grope myself. I might be sick in the head, but not that sick.
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Holyetheline at 09/28/2007 08:54
When I was 12 i was playing the original Silent Hill and one of my friends who was watching began to cry because he had never been exposed to something that freaky and violent. I can't imaging what 12 year old kid will get a copy of Silent Hill V and watch a friend sit back and cry. haha
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Craig Lewis at 09/28/2007 09:05
Is is just me or does that monster have a goatse face?
KamikazeTutor's Avatar
KamikazeTutor at 09/28/2007 10:00
No PC my fair lady? Crap.
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volz0r at 09/28/2007 11:19
Eh. Again.. These images aren't new.
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dv8withn8 at 09/28/2007 11:39
Meh.
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HideousKojima at 09/28/2007 13:22
Same old silent Hill with a new coat of crusty flaking tetanus inducing rust, encroached throbbing bulbuos caked black blood, smeared fecal matter and undulating pieces of viscera of unknown origin.
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itemforty at 09/28/2007 13:24
@HideousKojima
I know! I'm excited too!
Velt's Avatar
Velt at 09/28/2007 13:52
Thanks for the PC information. I will try them.
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