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New Silent Hill 5 screens: Prepare to grope yourself


6:44 PM on 09.27.2007
New Silent Hill 5 screens: Prepare to grope yourself photo



I'm ready, Konami. Take me back to the horrors of Silent Hill. I miss the peeling paint, the impenetrable fog, and the inability to tell the difference between a corpse and a living creature ready to disembowel me with a fractured pipe. Most of all, I find myself lonesome for the type of rape that only soulless creatures with multiple orifices can provide. When can we go? Can we go soon?

Okay, so my obsession with the Silent Hill series is no mystery to anyone that reads this site, but I try not to be too much of a fangirl when it comes to actual quality and gameplay. The pics look up to par, but as much as I'm thrilled with the prospect of returning to good old SH, I think gamers less enthused with the series as a whole may view these screens as more of the same. Regardless, if you can't wait to watch the walls transform to crawling flesh in front of your very eyes again, these will make you touch yourself in the pants anyway.

[Via Jeux-France, thanks to Golden"200 successful tips and counting" Donut!] 






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