Japanese gaming deity Famitsu has posted a meager serving of the 20th Anniversary edition of Final Fantasy 2, a most of us have previously purchased at least 3 times and will purchase again as instructed by the motherships at Squenix. Oh look, a turn-based Behemoth battle again! (Sigh-chan...) However polished and in a language only the cool kids studied, there's really not much else to say at this point.  That is, until we inch closer to the day all FF fans are waiting for -- May 12th's announcement of what we'll be shoving into the next available orifice.

Great plot lines and fat little heads aside, do you know what I really like about Final Fantasy games? Buying one is a guaranteed 20-120 hour happy ticket; a paytoll on productivity and responsibility that I take serious duty with. When the PS3 version hits the shelves I'm planning on bolting my doors and cutting my phone line. Miami didn't get hit by a hurricane last year so I've got high-sodium meals saved up for this!