The above image is what will happen to you if you actually use Driver's Ed Portable DS to learn how to drive a car ... except with less Moose.
It's a pretty small list of new releases again this week with the only notable title being Rise of the Argonauts. I just started paying attention to the title so I'm looking forward to hearing more about it from Jim's review that's going up tomorrow. Otherwise, nothing interests me this week.
What's looking sw33t to you? Hit the jump for the full list of releases and trailers for some of the games.
WVC: Strong Bad Episode 5: 8-Bit Is Enough, Big Kahuna Party, Enduro Racer
Wii: Calvin Tucker's Redneck Jamboree, Word Jong Party, Summer Sports 2: Island Sports Party, Neopets Puzzle Adventure, Rock Band 2
DS: Mystery P.I. - Portrait of a Thief, Cate West The Vanishing Files, Driver's Ed Portable, Australia Zoo Quest, Learn Math, Slingo Quest, Dreamer: Horse Trainer, Dreamer: Puppy Trainer, Candace Kane's Candy Factory
X360: Rise of the Argonauts
PS3: Rise of the Argonauts
PS2: Rock Band 2
PC: Rise of the Argonauts
Releasing 12/15:
Rise of the Argonauts (PS3, X360, PC)
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Releasing 12/16:
Neopets Puzzle Adventure (Wii)
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Releasing 12/18:
Rock Band 2 (Wii, PS2)
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2:19 PM on 12.15.2008
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That poor Grand Am... (T_T)