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Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 13:56
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Nothing physical is out this week anyway so don't give me the VC/XBLA/PSN bullshits. They get their own posts anyway ...

PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 16:04
Wexx
OH SHIT GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU STUPID IDIOTS OH SHIT GET THE FUCK OUT
NotAZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 16:04
NotAZombie
PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!
myaimistrue's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 16:07
myaimistrue
OK THEN
Pangloss's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 16:07
Pangloss
WHO WANTS A BODY MASSAGE?
Nogarda's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 16:09
Nogarda
What was he using to cook those with? gasoline lol that went up way to fast lol. Hopefully I'm not the only one whos glad nothing is released this week, as I have enough games to play.

Though I do find it seriously annoying how everyone wants to get thier game out for xmas leaving a massive gaming drought at the start of every new year. As far as I'm aware resi 5 in march is the next A grade game being released.
NotAZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 16:11
NotAZombie
@ Nogarda

There is some stuff in February like Killzone.
MiOdd's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 16:13
MiOdd
"Professor Heinz Wolff's Gravity" is supposed to come out this week! Haha, granted it's a game I never heard of until just now when I sought out a way to prove you wrong =) but um, yeah, I looked at some pictures and it looks pretty. I want it now.

http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/wii/home/951202.html
nintendoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 16:23
nintendoll
I always yell PORCKCHOP SANDWICHES and FUCK WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE while playing L4D. Sometimes people get it, sometimes they don't.
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 16:30
Cataract
Are you Buzz Lightyear?

I love your movies.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 16:33
Tubatic
Street Fighter IV in February. Also everybody's XBL DLC comes out in January, I think (Fable II, GTA and Fallout . . . right?)

give him the stickDONT GIVE HIM THE STICK!!!!
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 16:34
garison
Wasn't Mirrors Edge supposed to come out at the end of December? I think that's what they said at E3.
Pangloss's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 16:35
Pangloss
I'm just a body massage machineGO!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 16:39
MrSadistic
HELP COMPUTA
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 16:41
Maurice Tan
HELP COMPUTER!
R3Y GUTI3RR3Z's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 17:05
R3Y GUTI3RR3Z
Dude! You're fucking reading my mind!! I was just thinking about these GI Joe videos over the weekend.
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 17:05
Spartacus
front page

wait






wait
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 17:19
Zombutler
i dun know bout computas cept for the one at mah house my mom put some games on them


STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADING
CrocBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 17:24
CrocBox
You dunno how to cook anythin
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 17:38
Holyetheline
LOL @ shitty one sentence blog.

Just kidding HAM. You know I love you.
Zac Bentz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 17:42
Zac Bentz
Give him the stick.
Atlas's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 17:51
Atlas
I've waited a month to use that picture of Hamza's comment. I knew it wouldn't be long before it would be relevant to one of his posts.


Muahahahahaha!
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 17:57
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Anyone that questions this post obviously hasn't been here since 2006 and there for won't understand why New Releases is what it is this week.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 18:04
Hamza CTZ Aziz
This isn't the C Blogs, stupid
Atlas's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 18:10
Atlas
The roof above Hamza's head is collapsing around him! Or something dramatic like that.

I just like to rock the boat once in a while. Also I have lurked since late 06/early 07 so stick it to the man!

I love you all.
VegginCruz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 18:13
VegginCruz
i fuckin haxored your moms ass last night
NervOG's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 18:13
NervOG
Oh this never gets old. I was crying after this.
Triple C's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 18:29
Triple C
tl;dr
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 18:50
BluDesign
@atlas

And what a long, painful, and torturous month that must've been for you.

@Hamza

Not much, 'bout choo?
Kalmah's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 18:50
Kalmah
You take that back Triple C!
OmegaPlatinum's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 18:52
OmegaPlatinum
How's it going?
Vanilla Gorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 18:54
Vanilla Gorilla
'ey wut tha fuck are you kids doing on my fuckin lawn? An' don't look at me when I'm talkin to you!
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 18:55
007
Hey kid... Ima computa. STOP ALL DA DOWNLOADIN'!
Ben Perlee's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 19:23
Ben Perlee
Does you mother still hang out at portside bars?

God it's like looking into a mirror.
Fronz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 19:47
Fronz
MrSadistic took the words right out of my fingers. He even said it like I do. These videos are still funny.
Ninja In Distress's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 20:54
Ninja In Distress
God, these videos never get old.

"Don't forget your sandwiches...sandwiches..."
Uziwood's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 22:09
Uziwood
No, U! Hei$t is coming this week :)
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 22:14
Velt
Go to STEAM and buy some games for little money. Great prices.
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 23:26
GohanGVO
CORK PHOP MANWICHES
cousinike's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 23:34
cousinike
Sup!
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 23:48
Tino
Damn that smelled good.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2008 02:27
Darren Nakamura
Not much man what's up with you?
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2008 03:21
Monodi
This is why I love Destructoid
Amayirot Akago's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2008 08:24
Amayirot Akago
Ah, you know it's funny, when these people go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good; they wake up the next day and they're on fire!
silvain's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2008 11:05
silvain
I love surreal/Dadaist comedy.
Commodore624's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2008 13:24
Commodore624
I didnt even have to watch it i kno the video and i kno this site so it must have been it lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww3GTNv9hHk&feature=related
is way better lol =]'
Kayka's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2008 18:18
Kayka
AHAHHAHAHAHAH I LOL'D SO HARD OMGGGG XDD
The Amazing Shenazin's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 22:22
The Amazing Shenazin
OH I DON'T WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT A PICKLE!

I JUST WANNA RIDE MY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTORSICKLE!

OH I DON'T WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT TA DIE

I JUST WANNA RIDE MY MOTORSIDE!

cool
Pangloss's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2009 10:30
Pangloss
That's right, Billy. I'm back and I want YOUUUUU!
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