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It's a pretty light list of releases again this week. If anything, Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust holds my interests because I am a giant pervert and that game was made for perverts like me. Too bad the graphics look ridiculous.

What's looking sw33t to you this week, Dtoiders? Check out the full list of releases and videos for some of the games after the jump. 

X360: Guitar Hero: Metallica, Deer Hunter Tournament, ARMA II, Troll & Armor, Dungeon Hero, Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust

PS3: Guitar Hero: Metallica, Troll & Armor, CellFactor: Psychokinetic Wars, Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust

Wii:  Guitar Hero: Metallica, Don King Boxing, Last Flight, CID The Dummy, Burger Island, Lawn Games, Sudoku Ball Detective, Super PickUps, Ocean Commander, Totally Spies! Totally Party, Cradle of Rome, Monster Pals, Pipe Mania, Vacation Sports, Offshore Tycoon, Major Minor's Majestic March, Dance Dance Revolution: Disney Grooves Bundle

PC: World of Battles, Train Simulator 2009: World Builder Edition, CID The Dummy, Troll & Armor, Conquest! Medieval Realms, Pro Evolution Soccer 2009, Sudoku Ball Detective, The Humans, Age of Pirates 2: City of Abandoned Ships, 7.62 mm, Dawn of Fantasy, ARMA II, Dungeon Hero, Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust

PSP: Air Conflicts: Aces of World War II, CID The Dummy,

DS: Don King Boxing, Tokyo Beat Down, Sudoku Ball Detective, SpongeBob SquarePants Frantic Fry Cook, Jake Power: Policeman, DinoPets, Chicken Hunter: Jewel of Darkness, Sarah: Keeper of the Unicorn, Paint by DS, Hot n Cold, Our House, Empire Deluxe, Matchstick Puzzle, The Humans, Gardening Mama

PS2: CID The Dummy

Released 03/29:

Guitar Hero: Metallica, (X360, PS3, Wii)

Releasing 03/30:

Deer Hunter Tournament (X360)

Releasing 03/31:

Don King Boxing (Wii, DS)



Tokyo Beat Down (DS)


Duke Nukem Trilogy (PSP, DS)


Releasing 03/31:

Major Minor's Majestic March (Wii)

Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust (X360, PS3, PC)

Dance Dance Revolution: Disney Grooves Bundle  (Wii)








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Bulkmailer's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 15:04
Bulkmailer
Might need to get Tokyo Beat Down. Maybe.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 15:07
Holyetheline
Dtoid review of Leisure Suit Larry incoming? Probably not, huh?
Conrad Zimmerman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 15:10
Conrad Zimmerman
@Holyetheline: If I have something to say about it...
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 15:12
Guagloves
I want Guitar Hero Metallica but I can't justify paying full price for it.
Harris Hatsworth's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 15:15
Harris Hatsworth
So Calvin ditches Hobbes to be a pornstar when he grows up?
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 15:26
PappaDukes
Duke Nukem Trilogy video looks strangely like Burn, Zombies, Burn!

And by strangely, I mean exactly.
Necro BABS's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 15:26
Necro BABS
I think my brother might pick up GH-metallica sometime in the near future
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 15:27
Chronic Logic
ARMA 2 came out?! SWEEET....
akathatoneguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 15:55
akathatoneguy
Every new Leisure Suit Larry release is just a reminder that I should reminisce on the glory days of the non-"point and click" LSL games (1-3) that were so, so awesome.
kevvo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 15:56
kevvo
Anyone else blown that leisure suit larry has NO nudity whatsoever? whats the point of playing it
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 16:04
Wedge
Oh shit Tokyo Beat Down, fuuuuuuck yeah.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 16:06
Darren Nakamura
I'm looking forward to hearing about Major Minor's Majestic March, if only because it's done by the Parappa dude.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 16:06
PappaDukes
@Kevvo - The LSL "golden" days were just plain funny games to play. There was always that hope (especially being around 11-13 when I first played them) that you would see some action but alas, it was nothing but sexual innuendo after sexual innuendo. Can't say much about the next-gen LSL as I've never played them.

But I can certainly tell you that if you're looking for pr0n in LSL, I'll save you the trouble (and time) and tell you to just go buy a Penthouse, or Barely 18.
kevvo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 16:10
kevvo
@pappadukes
Haha, I have just always associated LSL(especially the last few) with nudity, I think its an oxymoron to have a game that revolves around getting laid, and not to see some titties
Gen Eric Gui's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 16:36
Gen Eric Gui
Tokyo Beat Down for me. Also probably going to grab Super Punch Out!, Bit. Trip. Beat, and Lit this week, assuming I still have points in my Wii shop account.
Charlie X's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 17:03
Charlie X
Something about Mickey's face just creeps me out these days.
Drach's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 17:43
Drach
I remember playing Leisure Suit Larry back in the day.. fuck I think I was a tween when I played it for the first time.
John B's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 17:47
John B
Leisure Suit Larry without Al Lowe is NOT Leisure Suit Larry.
whormongr's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:01
whormongr
how come lsl for ps3 isn't up on amazon? it is for all of the others, but the ps3 link is all broken
whormongr's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:02
whormongr
crap nm gamestop has it listed as a may release
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:22
Maurice Tan
Ehm, if Deer Hunter didn't sell me on the Hunter name alone, the horseriding in the trailer did!

Fuck yeah! It's Cabelas meets My Horse and Me!!!
happyorangeman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:55
happyorangeman
I did not know there was a new Leisure Suit Larry game coming out until now. I'll wait until it's $10.00 in the binat Best Buy and pick it up. Nothing else too interesting to me.
TewDee's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 20:12
TewDee
ArmA II? THIS WEEK? What the fuuuu-?
Prince Ghidorah's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 20:22
Prince Ghidorah
I'll be picking up Major Minor's Majestic March. The Parappa guy has never steered me wrong. I do, however, get the feeling that this game will be ignored. Then, five months from now when Jim Sterling posts an article about how the developer of some unimaginative FPS you've never heard of mouths off about how the Wii if full of shovelware for babies, blah, blah, people will rush to the defense and point out Zack and Wiki AND Major Minor as the counterargument.
Generic Dude's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 20:42
Generic Dude
Did anyone notice that one of the characters in Tokyo Beat Down is named Lewis Cannon. LEWIS CANNON. AS IN: "YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON! TURN IN YOUR SHIELD, YOU'RE DONE HERE!"

Oooooh cheesy cop action drama fun!!!
commyzthatdont's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 20:42
commyzthatdont
I highly doubt Arma 2 is coming out this week.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 22:16
AgentMOO
major MINOR major minor MAJOR MINOR DUTTTA DUTAA DAAA DAAA
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